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So like you aren’t wrong but I’ve been with women that really get off on that stuff. I am definitely not the biggest fan but some women really love that stuff. Him saying he loves doing it is kinda problematic because it leads me to think he has some women issues but yeah the sex brain is weird.
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Im hearing that old “Dont Wake Daddy” commercial except with “Cant Be Daddy” and the old timey dads nightcap drooping from its pointy state
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Jun 5, 2018 16:11
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/r/relationships: you will never be daddy
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Jun 5, 2018 16:17
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Don't call me daddy unless you want me to be a burden on your life for 18 years.
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Bobby Digital posted:/r/relationships: you will never be daddy Hahaha poo poo I’m still laughing because I’m imagining them there naked and she just stone cold says that. loving savage.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:22
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Gf says she can't fulfill her daddy "fetish" with me because of the age difference.  loser!  now and save yourself from 14 months of milquetoast loving!PS ur both weird
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MarcusSA posted:So like you aren’t wrong but I’ve been with women that really get off on that stuff. I am definitely not the biggest fan but some women really love that stuff. this is the same problem with rape fetishes imo. like even if having that fetish is fine, who is your ideal partner, for that? like, if you brought up that fantasy, do you want your partner to respond super enthusiastically? I feel like that would be a bad vibe. but if they're not into it (as they should not be), what's the endgame. they perform some violence that they do not want to commit? it just seems like there's no good solution
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Jun 5, 2018 16:30
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AFAICT being into that stuff is ok as long as they are mindful that it is all "just a game" if they get carried away with it you end up with those r/r stories where someone into "blood-play" injected a full syringe of air into their partner's arm veins, or anything where someone ignores the safeword
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Jun 5, 2018 16:34
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La Brea Carpet posted:My fiancé [35M] of three years and I [33F] have vastly different ideas on how we want to live There are lots of other dudes to marry in Stardew Valley, just pick one of the other ones.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:36
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Gf says she can't fulfill her daddy "fetish" with me because of the age difference. "You will never be [thing I need to get off]." "I'm pretty sure she didn't mean anything by that."
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Jun 5, 2018 16:41
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Maybe try switching fetishes? You get dominated and she gets called Momm-you know what don’t do that.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:44
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MarcusSA posted:Him saying he loves doing it is kinda problematic because it leads me to think he has some women issues but yeah the sex brain is weird. Yeah. I understand some women are into it, but that line just seemed creepy. My only experience with any sort of ‘daddy’ poo poo was a guy abruptly saying ‘call me daddy’ when we were fooling around. I laughed in his face and told him to leave.
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Jun 5, 2018 16:49
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fruit on the bottom posted:Maybe try switching fetishes? You get dominated and she gets called Momm-you know what don’t do that. This is of course Also A Thing
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Jun 5, 2018 16:51
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Only "Call me..." statement a dude should ever make during sex is "Call me Ishmael" and then follow up with a 15 minute tirade about whale jizz
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Gf says she can't fulfill her daddy "fetish" with me because of the age difference. 
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Admiral Ray posted:Only "Call me..." statement a dude should ever make during sex is "Call me Ishmael" and then follow up with a 15 minute tirade about whale jizz Tharr she blows!
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Jun 5, 2018 16:58
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Crying again because a man with a mustache walked passed me, the life of a never-daddy is fraught with danger. Billboard for Daddy's Home 3 on the commute to work almost made me crash. Giving my name as "Dad" at the coffee shop, they laugh thinking it's a funny joke, but it's the only thing keeping me alive. dudeness fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jun 5, 2018 |
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Jun 5, 2018 17:10
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I (f24) saw my boyfriend (m26) comforting his friend (f26) and it gives me a bad feeling.quote:We've been together for 6 months now and I am in love with this guy. I know it hasn't been that long, but I can see having a good future with him. Jesus, seriously?! He’s happy to hear from his friend! He comforted her while she was crying about med school stress. I’m uncomfortable! Some delightful tidbits from OP’s broke brain: quote:-I don't think my boyfriend would be doing this if it were a guy friend of his. And a fervent OP supporter: quote:There's nothing casual about holding hands and wiping the face of a friend. There's also nothing wrong about having a problem with it. Dear God, man! He squeezed her hand. He wiped tears from her face! How dare he do something so inappropriate!
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LadyPictureShow posted:
Are you being sarcastic? I can't think of anything more intimate than that that doesn't involve genitalia or the tongue.
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Jun 5, 2018 17:22
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This conversation already reminds me a lot of the foot-rub talk from the beginning of Pulp Fiction
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Jun 5, 2018 17:24
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loquacius posted:This conversation already reminds me a lot of the foot-rub talk from the beginning of Pulp Fiction Ok, yeah, a foot rub. That would be way up there too. e: LadyPictureShow is obviously Marcellus Wallace's wife.
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Jun 5, 2018 17:26
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That said it would be inconsistent of me to say "it's understandable to freak out if you come home early and your girlfriend is in bed with her male friend, even if they have a pillow between them" one day and say "it's not understandable to freak out if you walk into the park and your boyfriend has his female friend's head on his shoulder, even if it's because she's sobbing about how hard med school is" the next, soooo it's understandable that she's freaking out
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Jun 5, 2018 17:27
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I had some friends during grad school/PhD that were freak-out stress criers. And I’ve sat with enough of those friends letting them get it all out, so I don’t see it as an overly intimate thing that someone should be uncomfortable over.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:this is the same problem with rape fetishes imo. like even if having that fetish is fine, who is your ideal partner, for that? like, if you brought up that fantasy, do you want your partner to respond super enthusiastically? I feel like that would be a bad vibe. but if they're not into it (as they should not be), what's the endgame. they perform some violence that they do not want to commit? it just seems like there's no good solution i had a terrible roommate once who had MAJOR issues with women. he was a proto incel, except he occasionally got laid by scraping the absolute bottom tier of okcupid anyway he would bring these women back to our place and try to introduce them to me in some kind of "see? i can get laid too, haha we are not so different after all and there is no reason for me to feel inferior" scheme but ignored the fact that i was absolutely never interested in meeting any of the random women he brought home not the woman who brought cupcakes with her on a date, which she was unwilling to share not the woman who drank a sixer of tallboys between when their date pregaming started (5pm) and when i got home (6.30pm) not the woman who would trail off in the middle of conversations to get a blank expression on her face, and start crying for no apparent reason at all the absolute worst though was when i brought my own girlfriend (future wife) home and we got to spend a thrilling half hour listening to insane drama. during this half hour his date for the night - already pretty angry, from the sound of it - got increasingly furious as she tried to goad him into raping her. he was trying to deescalate the situation but in a pathetic way which would ensure he would still get laid. she, on the other hand, demanded repeatedly and loudly that he beat, strangle, and violently rape her, and that he was too much of a limp dicked chickenshit of a man to treat her as roughly as she deserved. eventually she just stormed out, saw us sitting there, spat "gently caress you too" and slammed the door so hard as she left that our neighbor came to ask wtf was going on. that guy was a complete trainwreck lol e: i just remembered i took this guy to one (1) party with my social circle, before i knew what a giant waste he was. he decided to wear his best party kilt, and brought a pistol. i told him that this is not the kind of party he should be armed for, he said he was worried about violent crime. this all took place in an extremely safe middle class neighborhood, i think another issue he had was that he was from one of the 99.5% white parts of the united states and just got really tense whenever he saw a black person, and this story takes place in atlanta, so... anyway i convinced him to leave his pistol in the car. we went inside the party and he immediately, like a starving dog, began hitting on all my female friends in a clear pecking order of who he thought was most attractive. it was ruthlessly efficient, as soon as he got shot down he would go hit on another woman. taken, married, gay, standing there with their partners, it didn't matter. he interrupted one woman, who was chatting with a friend she hadn't seen in years, to try to start a conversation about the band chumbawamba. lord what a disaster of a man boner confessor fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jun 5, 2018 |
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LadyPictureShow posted:I had some friends during grad school/PhD that were freak-out stress criers. And I’ve sat with enough of those friends letting them get it all out, so I don’t see it as an overly intimate thing that someone should be uncomfortable over. I think this is one of those things that's different between two girls from how it is between a guy and a girl. Like for example female friends share beds all the time, but that's weird enough when it's a guy and a girl that it caused a whole big derail yesterday. Or, like, sharing a dressing room
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male friendships have almost no intimacy (no not like that weirdos) so imo it's not surprising that most men are confused by it, because for them any time they're doing something intimate, even just like regular friendly intimate like being a little bit vulnerable it's only with whoever they're loving
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LadyPictureShow posted:I had some friends during grad school/PhD that were freak-out stress criers. And I’ve sat with enough of those friends letting them get it all out, so I don’t see it as an overly intimate thing that someone should be uncomfortable over. But surely they could wipe their own tears, or grad school just that debilitating?
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tactlessbastard posted:But surely they could wipe their own tears, or grad school just that debilitating? 
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boner confessor posted:he interrupted one woman, who was chatting with a friend she hadn't seen in years, to try to start a conversation about the band chumbawamba. lord what a disaster of a man I thought this guy was a jackass until I got to this part. How could you let this man out of your life
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:male friendships have almost no intimacy (no not like that weirdos) so imo it's not surprising that most men are confused by it, because for them any time they're doing something intimate, even just like regular friendly intimate like being a little bit vulnerable it's only with whoever they're loving If I was the lady in that OP I'd be a bit weirded out too, because she absolutely knows it's not something he would be doing with his male friends.
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My favorite time I saw a dude strike out with every woman at a party is the time a friend of a friend came. He proceeded to drink a 12 pack of Steel Reserve very quickly, and then a few minutes before he passed out in front of the fridge on his way to another beer, using discarded beer boxes as a pillow, he had this conversation with a lady out on the patio: "You're so beautiful and awesome. We should hang out sometime." "You're drunk." "No. No I'm not. OK, I am."
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Meme Emulator posted:I thought this guy was a jackass until I got to this part. How could you let this man out of your life he only knew that one song, and he thought it made him sound cool to know about that song, because then he could talk a little about british pub culture which is extremely cosmopolitan and sophisticated he didn't know anything about the band's anarchist politics. he only knew that one song that got popular in the usa and he sincerely thought that people sit around drinking classy beers and talking about philosophy etc. in british pubs. british drinking culture and the imminent threat of japanese invasion in ww2 were two of his favorite things to talk about, and the funny thing about his obsession with pubs is that he was a complete baby who hated beer
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:male friendships have almost no intimacy (no not like that weirdos) so imo it's not surprising that most men are confused by it, because for them any time they're doing something intimate, even just like regular friendly intimate like being a little bit vulnerable it's only with whoever they're loving Physical intimacy is not just confusing for most men, it's confusing for most women when they see men engaging in it (see: this OP, also every single "I caught my boyfriend engaging in a non-sterotypically-masculine activity; is he secretly 100% gay  " r/r post)Gender roles affect not only your self-image but also others' image of you
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loquacius posted:That said it would be inconsistent of me to say "it's understandable to freak out if you come home early and your girlfriend is in bed with her male friend, even if they have a pillow between them" one day and say "it's not understandable to freak out if you walk into the park and your boyfriend has his female friend's head on his shoulder, even if it's because she's sobbing about how hard med school is" the next, soooo it's understandable that she's freaking out
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My closest childhood friend and I have the same kind of relationship as OP's boyfriend and friend, but thankfully when I introduced her to my now-wife, the two of them hit it off in a similar way and we're all super close. Long term friendships are a part of who we are, and if she cares about her boyfriend, OP needs to accept his friend, and hell, maybe even try developing her own relationship with this person.
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Jun 5, 2018 18:10
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“best party kilt”
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Note: my advice obviously doesn't apply when said friend is an rear end in a top hat, and/or trying to gently caress him without him realizing it
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Pick posted:“best party kilt” he had multiple kilts, and it took him so long to pick one i can only assume he wasn't picking his worst one to wear to a party full of strangers where he would be making a first impression the worst, saddest thing about him - i looked over his shoulder once while he was playing skyrim and i saw he had 600+ hours on one character
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tactlessbastard posted:But surely they could wipe their own tears, or grad school just that debilitating? Maybe the guy just didn't want mascara on his shirt.
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