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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:fashion is good because clothes that fit take my attractiveness level from 10 to 11 carry on then posted:what is it with nerds and binary?
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 18:18 |
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somebody make a Hexadecimal mask, stat
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 18:46 |
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Ouch!
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 19:13 |
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:Hmm I sure am making a lot of money off YouTube and Spotify how can I enhanced my brand and make even more money? Brain Curry posted:His original channel name was faggotron and today I learned his name wasn’t Ron
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 21:41 |
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lol but also confusion over how somebody who explicitly called themselves 'faggotron' managed to hoodwink people into thinking they weren't homophobic. i mean drat. that's some next level hiding in plain sight.
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 21:51 |
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That's the good stuff
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 22:05 |
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Jeza posted:lol but also confusion over how somebody who explicitly called themselves 'faggotron' managed to hoodwink people into thinking they weren't homophobic. i mean drat. that's some next level hiding in plain sight. With a a name like that you’re either homophobic or proudly gay. I dunno, maybe the Disney themed content had them confused
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# ? Jun 1, 2018 23:13 |
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for some reason this hit me in exactly the right spot and now i can't loving breathe
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# ? Jun 2, 2018 00:45 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:The next civilization that unearths this civilization is going to think our lives were pretty loving exciting if they believe we were always on the lookout for masquerading robots. NoneMoreNegative posted:The 600 series, we spotted them easy...
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# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:11 |
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His cannaught brogue was nothing much in vogue
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# ? Jun 3, 2018 14:25 |
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From the worst and best candy threads in GBS.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 00:26 |
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LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:From the worst and best candy threads in GBS. I don't which is good, and which is bad. I assume the fat chick is also named Candy? I want closeups of the chunky girl's tattoos, because they look like they might be kind of cool.
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 01:14 |
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baby delivery truck posted:like, kinda? I goto the shaft when trying to delay orgasm, the good feels come from rubbing the head
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:00 |
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Pirate Radar posted:His cannaught brogue was nothing much in vogue on the rocky road to Dublin One, two, three four, five Hunt the hare and turn her down the rocky road And all the ways to Dublin, whack, follol de-dah!
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# ? Jun 4, 2018 03:04 |
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Uptime Sinclair posted:oldbitchuary
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 04:54 |
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The SHADE of it all!
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 15:33 |
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 20:10 |
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girl pants posted:This man is like somebody built a robot that only makes terrible decisions Barudak posted:Open the relationship, HAL
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 20:47 |
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Im 99% sure this is a repurposed story from the r/relationships thread from a year or so ago
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 22:08 |
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Ah, poo.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 22:18 |
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This needs to be a scene in Ted 3. Straight to Netflix because I'm not paying to watch it, but still.
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# ? Jun 5, 2018 22:51 |
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Ya its a classic accent-story but its a god one anyhoo
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 00:46 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:Im 99% sure this is a repurposed story from the r/relationships thread from a year or so ago I'm 99.9% sure that this is repurposed from one of a series of bits from SNL, each costarring the guest host and Melissa Villaseñor.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 01:22 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm 99.9% sure that this is repurposed from one of a series of bits from SNL, each costarring the guest host and Melissa Villaseñor. "Oh girl, you're a freak, aren't you?" "Yeah, I'm like the Elephant Man!"
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 01:32 |
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Randaconda posted:let's get off mothers fizzymercy posted:Title of your sex tape, Randa? PoptartsNinja posted:No, "Solo" is a Disney movie.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 03:44 |
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SLOSifl posted:Someone’s ready for the minor leagues.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 05:10 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I'm 99.9% sure that this is repurposed from one of a series of bits from SNL, each costarring the guest host and Melissa Villaseñor. If you made a bingo card for the r/relationships thread the free space would be people posting and falling for obviously fake stories.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 05:20 |
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Canned mushrooms and shaky cheese are two of my most hated food items. Randaconda posted:shaky cheese? Fleta Mcgurn posted:Parkinson's reggiano
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 06:37 |
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Erotic Wakes posted:If you made a bingo card for the r/relationships thread the free space would be people posting and falling for obviously fake stories. It’s a more interesting world when we choose to believe. I choose to believe that the story about the bf who befriended a wild eagle is true, because I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t believe that.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 06:41 |
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The eagle story was true gently caress you.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 06:47 |
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FAUXTON posted:Yikes, I mean I can see the utility of an otherwise functional building but uhhh spackle that poo poo over or something you weirdos Cessna posted:And maybe don't hang the red Triumph of the Will style banners like that... HEY GUNS posted:Triumph Of The Grill GotLag posted:Arbeit macht fries frankenfreak has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Jun 6, 2018 |
# ? Jun 6, 2018 10:23 |
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Looks like someone beat me to my lottery dream of opening a restaurant called Burger Fuhrer (slogan: "Have it our way"). "Welcome to Burger Fuhrer, what would you like to order?" "Bacon cheeseburger meal, please." "To drink?" "Diet Coke. And could I have some mayo for my fri-" "We will ask the questions!"
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 12:12 |
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Vox Nihili posted:oooooops Weeping Wound posted:Butte Betrays Fagg Zoran posted:shouldn’t have claimed that he's not into butte stuff
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 13:02 |
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Jedit posted:Looks like someone beat me to my lottery dream of opening a restaurant called Burger Fuhrer (slogan: "Have it our way"). I can't wait until the FDA inspects their ovens.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 13:04 |
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Pfft, tell those FDA bastards to hit the showers.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 13:08 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:It’s a more interesting world when we choose to believe. I choose to believe that the story about the bf who befriended a wild eagle is true, because I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t believe that. Not sure about that story, but it reminds me of this girl I knew in college who would always make up bizarre stories to try to one-up other people. One time I was in a car with her and a couple mutual friends and she told us this story where there was a hawk on top of a telephone pole, and there was this crowd of people harrassing it or throwing rocks at it or something, and she claimed she held her arm out and the hawk just swooped down and landed on her arm. And she smugly told everyone how the hawk was friendly and more afraid of them than they were of it. And she walked away with the hawk on her arm and when she got home her mom freaked out about it so she let it go. Me and my friends were like yeeeeaaahhhh and later when she was gone So my personal experience with a hawk taming story was not true. It's just the one story though so don't lose hope.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 15:24 |
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Her mom was probably more upset at the horrible cuts on her arm and blood loss.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 15:43 |
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Dixville posted:Not sure about that story, but it reminds me of this girl I knew in college who would always make up bizarre stories to try to one-up other people. One time I was in a car with her and a couple mutual friends and she told us this story where there was a hawk on top of a telephone pole, and there was this crowd of people harrassing it or throwing rocks at it or something, and she claimed she held her arm out and the hawk just swooped down and landed on her arm. And she smugly told everyone how the hawk was friendly and more afraid of them than they were of it. And she walked away with the hawk on her arm and when she got home her mom freaked out about it so she let it go. Oh, I love That Girl! She's always getting cancer and pregnant and beaten up and hit on and hit by lighting and in car crashes and she has so many model boyfriends. And more cancer.
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# ? Jun 6, 2018 17:00 |
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it's true. why do they always have cancer (but a special invisible cancer that has no external symptoms and it only sporadically makes her feel bad but she was at the cancer doctor just yesterday really)
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You went to college with Lisa's mom?
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