A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

fashion is good because clothes that fit take my attractiveness level from 10 to 11

carry on then posted:

what is it with nerds and binary?

Krankenstyle posted:

Sagebrush posted:

A.I. Borgland Corp posted:

Hmm I sure am making a lot of money off YouTube and Spotify how can I enhanced my brand and make even more money?

https://twitter.com/waxpancake/status/1002221152138285056?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Yep, nailed it in one

Brain Curry posted:

His original channel name was faggotron and today I learned his name wasn’t Ron

Sagebrush posted:

Jeza posted:

lol but also confusion over how somebody who explicitly called themselves 'faggotron' managed to hoodwink people into thinking they weren't homophobic. i mean drat. that's some next level hiding in plain sight.

Improbable Lobster posted:

Krispy Wafer posted:

The next civilization that unearths this civilization is going to think our lives were pretty loving exciting if they believe we were always on the lookout for masquerading robots.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

The 600 series, we spotted them easy...

/cut to a heavily muscled man at the entrance to a resistance base. He reads the entry log clipboard and puts the pen back in the holder

I cannaught sign dis.

Sponge Baathist posted:

Sponge Baathist posted:

LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:

From the worst and best candy threads in GBS.

baby delivery truck posted:

like, kinda? I goto the shaft when trying to delay orgasm, the good feels come from rubbing the head

E: to get extremely explicit, I do both, but the pleasure is from the up an down at and near the head. Like, I use the most pressure on the thumb and forefinger with the middle doing work too on the upstroke

Ps: don't ask about other people jerking off if you don't want to hear the answer

E2: compare it to a female I guess? If you focus too much on the head/clit it's too intense to be enjoyable, yet you can still get off ignoring the head/clit, it's just harder

Pirate Radar posted:

His cannaught brogue was nothing much in vogue

fermun posted:

Uptime Sinclair posted:

oldbitchuary

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Not an injury, but semi related. I have a female friend from Boston who was telling us a story about her ex boyfriend once. They had been getting bored with the physical relationship and were trying to like rekindle stuff, so she suggested they try talking dirty to start. Next time they were in bed, he tried.

"Yeah, you like that, you loving RETARD?"

She recounted this all in a very heavy Boston accent. Fucken reeetaaaahd.

girl pants posted:

This man is like somebody built a robot that only makes terrible decisions

Barudak posted:

Open the relationship, HAL

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

Im 99% sure this is a repurposed story from the r/relationships thread from a year or so ago

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm 99.9% sure that this is repurposed from one of a series of bits from SNL, each costarring the guest host and Melissa Villaseñor.

Randaconda posted:

let's get off mothers




cause i just got off yours

fizzymercy posted:

Title of your sex tape, Randa?

PoptartsNinja posted:

No, "Solo" is a Disney movie.

EmmyOk posted:

Why a convicted child molester is likely to be chosen in the MLB draft

SLOSifl posted:

Someone’s ready for the minor leagues.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I'm 99.9% sure that this is repurposed from one of a series of bits from SNL, each costarring the guest host and Melissa Villaseñor.

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Canned mushrooms and shaky cheese are two of my most hated food items.

A pizza featuring those two things is one of my actual nightmares.

Randaconda posted:

shaky cheese?

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Parkinson's reggiano

Erotic Wakes posted:

If you made a bingo card for the r/relationships thread the free space would be people posting and falling for obviously fake stories.

Mycroft Holmes posted:

FAUXTON posted:

Yikes, I mean I can see the utility of an otherwise functional building but uhhh spackle that poo poo over or something you weirdos

Cessna posted:

And maybe don't hang the red Triumph of the Will style banners like that...

HEY GUNS posted:

Triumph Of The Grill

GotLag posted:

Arbeit macht fries

Vox Nihili posted:

oooooops

Weeping Wound posted:

Butte Betrays Fagg

Zoran posted:

shouldn’t have claimed that he's not into butte stuff

Jedit posted:

Looks like someone beat me to my lottery dream of opening a restaurant called Burger Fuhrer (slogan: "Have it our way").

"Welcome to Burger Fuhrer, what would you like to order?"

"Bacon cheeseburger meal, please."

"To drink?"

"Diet Coke. And could I have some mayo for my fri-"

"We will ask the questions!"

fruit on the bottom posted:

It’s a more interesting world when we choose to believe. I choose to believe that the story about the bf who befriended a wild eagle is true, because I don’t want to live in a world where I can’t believe that.

Dixville posted:

Not sure about that story, but it reminds me of this girl I knew in college who would always make up bizarre stories to try to one-up other people. One time I was in a car with her and a couple mutual friends and she told us this story where there was a hawk on top of a telephone pole, and there was this crowd of people harrassing it or throwing rocks at it or something, and she claimed she held her arm out and the hawk just swooped down and landed on her arm. And she smugly told everyone how the hawk was friendly and more afraid of them than they were of it. And she walked away with the hawk on her arm and when she got home her mom freaked out about it so she let it go.
Me and my friends were like yeeeeaaahhhh and later when she was gone

So my personal experience with a hawk taming story was not true. It's just the one story though so don't lose hope.