woke #brands: i am a slytherin AND a white person so i can say this with absolute ce

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Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Blue Train posted:

The cartoon is good actually

nah. the message is fine but as a comic it's very weak

# ? Jun 6, 2018 22:05

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# ? May 10, 2024 13:47

nah: Mar 16, 2009

good comic

# ? Jun 6, 2018 22:17

Kuiperdolin: Sep 5, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1004427564679458816

# ? Jun 6, 2018 22:19

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Kuiperdolin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1004427564679458816

thanks for excluding people allergic to nightshades :argh:

# ? Jun 6, 2018 22:26

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

a salad with eggs is objectively a more diverse dish than a salad without eggs

# ? Jun 6, 2018 22:55

fabergay egg: Mar 1, 2012; it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'

vegans must never be respected

# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:00

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Blue Train posted:

The cartoon is good actually

It's pretty childish

# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:07

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Kuiperdolin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1004427564679458816

quote:

Alphabet shareholders reject diversity proposal backed by employees

Alphabet Inc�s shareholders, including top executives, voted down several proposals on Wednesday, defeating campaigns to tie pay to diversity goals and to get the Google parent to provide more data about efforts to moderate user-generated content.

Alphabet management, which effectively has voting control of the company, had moved against the proposals.

Shareholders and employees said Wednesday that a gender pay gap and lack of diversity could make it difficult for the company to hire and retain workers, posing a long-term risk to its ability to innovate.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-alphabet-inc-agm/alphabets-stockholders-vote-against-gender-pay-gap-diversity-proposals-idUSKCN1J22BS

# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:21

ate shit on live tv: Feb 15, 2004; by Azathoth

Kuiperdolin posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/jenniferdaniel/status/1004427564679458816

holy poo poo, can�t be real.

# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:28

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

lol of course it is

like it's a good call but not a big deal

# ? Jun 6, 2018 23:53

Poppyseed Poundcake: Feb 23, 2007

is the hamburger emoji kosher? 🍔

# ? Jun 7, 2018 02:05

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

i'm still pissed that apple changed the pistol emoji to a water gun

Brother Entropy posted:

nah. the message is fine but as a comic it's very weak

that's today's entertainment for you: agreeable message first, artistic merit second

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:00

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

get that OUT of my face posted:

i'm still pissed that apple changed the pistol emoji to a water gun

Yea this was retarded

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:08

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Blue Train posted:

Yea this was retarded

their reason for doing this was to end gun violence. now that it was a proven failure i'd like my "pistol/bang/skull" emoji combo back, please

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:12

Hemingway To Go!: Nov 10, 2008; im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway

I can see them not wanting people to be able to seriously threaten others with emojis. I have seen harassment issued using gun emojis. It makes business sense.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:16

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

an actual dog posted:

like you can't top this. you really can't

Apple Watch, baby

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:53

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

get that OUT of my face posted:

that's today's entertainment for you: agreeable message first, artistic merit second

That's all political comics and cartoons ever

And I would rather have that particular cartoon exist than not exist

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:55

coathat: May 21, 2007

Hemingway To Go! posted:

I can see them not wanting people to be able to seriously threaten others with emojis. I have seen harassment issued using gun emojis. It makes business sense.

THeyre gonna freak when they figure out what people use letters for.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 12:41

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

The 2020 woke phone keyboard has only one button, and it posts a random brand hashtag to your twitter feed.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 12:50

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

https://twitter.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1004690122762260481

# ? Jun 7, 2018 15:07

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

John McDonnell is a blessed soul who is too good for this thread

# ? Jun 7, 2018 16:30

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

# ? Jun 7, 2018 17:10

crazy cloud: Nov 7, 2012; by Cyrano4747; Lipstick Apathy

an actual dog posted:

cursed

# ? Jun 7, 2018 17:25

Control Volume: Dec 31, 2008

an actual dog posted:

Gah!!

# ? Jun 7, 2018 17:38

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos

an actual dog posted:

No.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 19:03

an actual dog: Nov 18, 2014

this happened last year and I totally missed it! how did this happen

# ? Jun 7, 2018 19:05

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

an actual dog posted:

the hell in hellman's

# ? Jun 7, 2018 19:06

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

an actual dog posted:

This is violence

# ? Jun 7, 2018 23:51

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

I'm scared to look it up, are mayo sandwiches an actual thing for people other than mayo companies trying to sell it?

# ? Jun 8, 2018 00:28

cenotaph: Mar 2, 2013

That's a grilled cheese but you can use mayo on the outside to fry it instead of butter.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 00:37

The Kingfish: Oct 21, 2015

that sounds delicious

# ? Jun 8, 2018 00:40

cenotaph: Mar 2, 2013

It's...ok.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 01:44

moller: Jan 10, 2007; Swan stole my music and framed me!

Mayo can survive much higher temps for much longer than butter. You probably wouldn't know which was used unless you were told, although it does have a bit of eggy-vinegar tang if you're paying attention. The sprinkles, on the other hand, are ridiculous.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:36

im on the net me boys: Feb 19, 2017; Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cannabis

Bruceski posted:

I'm scared to look it up, are mayo sandwiches an actual thing for people other than mayo companies trying to sell it?

My sister used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches. Like just mayonnaise and nothing else and it was super disgusting

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:51

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

whomupclicklike posted:

My sister used to eat mayonnaise sandwiches. Like just mayonnaise and nothing else and it was super disgusting

I ate sandwiches that were nothing but mayonnaise and lettuce on toast when I was a kid

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:59

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

plain mayo is the devil's condiment

# ? Jun 8, 2018 05:56

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Plain mayo is fine when it is a thin coating on the bread of a sandwich. If you can actually see the thickness of the mayo in the sandwich then it is wrong.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:03