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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

SpaceGoku posted:

an insurgency based on being able to borrow dad's truck anytime

Well, a lot of the time. If he doesn't need it, which he often does. Some of the time, maybe. This one specific time, for sure.

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Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

one of my leftist facebook friends loving fell for the sex trafficking camp conspiracy theory :cripes:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Bullfrog posted:

one of my leftist facebook friends loving fell for the sex trafficking camp conspiracy theory :cripes:

you should tell him you know about a suspected camp as well and point him to his local dump

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Green_Footballs/status/1004436516305858565?s=19

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




Floorshitter strikes again

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

rage firby is perfect

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
hey if the only nazis that @jack doesn't like are the ones that cost him money then we just have to try to manipulate them to that end accordingly

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
from the pic thread

https://twitter.com/Jake_Hanrahan/status/1004490866503966720

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
On the other hand, he was somewhat notorious for making a "de-SJW-ified" version of open source project Tor. He also apparently ran for Senate once. What an utterly bizarre character in an utterly bizarre event

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

rudatron posted:

So they're now just using 'child sex slave dungeon' to justify their attacks on anyone now, including the homeless.

So are 'child slave sex dungeons' the vampire hysteria of the 21st century

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Nebakenezzer posted:

So are 'child slave sex dungeons' the vampire hysteria of the 21st century

Sort of, but there weren't actually any vampires or satanist cults abusing children before, but now there are vampires with dungeons full of sex slave children, only all the people obsessed with this ignore this fact because the real child molesting vampires also want to cut taxes on the top 1%

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

they were busted not by the cops, but -- oddly -- a local balls-to-the-wall libertarian (of the mises / ron paul variety) and legal-weed activist who caught them when they (and i'm not making this poo poo up) pulled over to try and snag a beat-up old T.V. someone left out for trash pickup.

Scrap copper - the patriot front's guilty pleasure

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Nebakenezzer posted:

So are 'child slave sex dungeons' the vampire hysteria of the 21st century

They were the hysteria of the 20th century too. Only it was satanists, not center right politicians

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nebakenezzer posted:

Scrap copper - the patriot front's guilty pleasure

scrap is the means, meth is the pleasure

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

ikanreed posted:

They were the hysteria of the 20th century too. Only it was satanists, not center right politicians

I was thinking specifically of the vampire hysteria because I just listened to the dollop episode on it and I had no idea people were digging up, staking, and sometimes burning the hearts of TB victims because people in rural areas thought the dead person was a vampire and that's why the rest of their family was dying of TB

Actually, what the gently caress do child sex dungeons explain aside from, I dunno, the fact that democrats *are* connected with the Illuminati

It's actually LESS than the vampires, because at least there was a (bad, wrong) cause and effect relationship

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

You’d think more of them would have glommed onto the Epstein story for (((some reason))).

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

cumshitter posted:

scrap is the means, meth is the pleasure

Ironically Trump's trade war will likely make aluminum scrap in the US more valuable, so meth dealers might be the actual winners here

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Nebakenezzer posted:

I was thinking specifically of the vampire hysteria because I just listened to the dollop episode on it and I had no idea people were digging up, staking, and sometimes burning the hearts of TB victims because people in rural areas thought the dead person was a vampire and that's why the rest of their family was dying of TB

Actually, what the gently caress do child sex dungeons explain aside from, I dunno, the fact that democrats *are* connected with the Illuminati

It's actually LESS than the vampires, because at least there was a (bad, wrong) cause and effect relationship

Explanatory power isn't particularly important to most people's views on politics

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

Scrap copper - the patriot front's guilty pleasure

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Trump isn't perfect but he's the only man I can trust to take down the deep state pedophile cannibals so he's got my vote

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

pretty sure almost all the people that believe that poo poo also think trump is perfect tho

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Epic High Five posted:

Sort of, but there weren't actually any vampires or satanist cults abusing children before, but now there are vampires with dungeons full of sex slave children, only all the people obsessed with this ignore this fact because the real child molesting vampires also want to cut taxes on the top 1%

echoes of the satanic panic aside (although some of the fringier elements of UFOlogy were also alleging thousands of children were stolen by aliens to eat and gently caress), that there are thousands of people around the country who believe in thousands of imaginary children being victimized and that they confront the subject by larping as political activists is a pretty rife and missed opportunity for sociological research.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


I'm not sure if a projection-screen has all that much in copper

old Tube TVs, though :wiggle:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

I'm not sure if a projection-screen has all that much in copper

old Tube TVs, though :wiggle:
put a panasonic in a cage and then when they go in, hit a lever and kaaa-chunk down goes the door. like mice to cheese.

except the mice have tiny nazi armbands.

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

aware of dog posted:

morrisey is a racist shitbag you say? :monocle:

I think Morrisey might be one of those lovely people like Christopher Hitchens who are just reflexive contrarians because they like attention

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

fool_of_sound posted:

ah a metaphor for twitter

who the gently caress is scraeming "FALL OFF" at my pillar. show yourself, coward. i will never fall off

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Welp, Trump'll never pardon him now.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Nebakenezzer posted:

I think Morrisey might be one of those lovely people like Christopher Hitchens who are just reflexive contrarians because they like attention

Ah yeah all those contrarians who are desperate to prop up the status quo of racial hierarchy. Truly being conservative and respecting despotic authority is the new punk rock

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

420 Gank Mid posted:

Ah yeah all those contrarians who are desperate to prop up the status quo of racial hierarchy. Truly being conservative and respecting despotic authority is the new punk rock

I mean, if anyone's actually a reflexively contrarian oval office but not an actual racist it's gotta be Morrisey. Dude doesn't even know if he likes sex or not.

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

I mean, if anyone's actually a reflexively contrarian oval office but not an actual racist it's gotta be Morrisey. Dude doesn't even know if he likes sex or not.

Nah I'm p sure he's just hella racist

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
would the smiths have been any worse if it was just some other guy from manchester who cant really sing

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

420 Gank Mid posted:

Nah I'm p sure he's just hella racist

Honestly I'm 50/50 on the issue.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
maybe its just an effect of us living in the lovely timeline and robert smith was the frontman of the smiths in the normal timeline. i mean its right there in the name.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Morrisey seems like that special kind of broken that Michael Jackson was where Occam's Razor doesn't actually apply and the least believable answer is correct. Or he's a racist sack of poo poo who should be drowned in the Irwell. Either answer suits me.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 27 days!)

The bottom line is that Morrisey hasn't been relevant in decades and is just not worthy of interest.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Nebakenezzer posted:

I think Morrisey might be one of those lovely people like Christopher Hitchens who are just reflexive contrarians because they like attention

he is pretty consistent in his lovely racism, I feel

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

The bottom line is that Morrisey hasn't been relevant in decades and is just not worthy of interest.

See you'd think this was true but he still bullied a major publisher into issuing his terrible novel under their classics imprint a couple years ago. Classic meaning it shares an imprint with Herodotus and Tacitus and Balzac.

Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



Heads up, InfoWars is currently doing a contest to hire a new reporter and the entries are all really goony poo poo.

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1004513613783199744
https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1004514069532102656

This one's probably my favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrMd3MdtoTs

Friends Are Evil has issued a correction as of 01:24 on Jun 7, 2018

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

maybe its just an effect of us living in the lovely timeline and robert smith was the frontman of the smiths in the normal timeline. i mean its right there in the name.

It is silly to like the cure

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Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

why does reporter not have 10000 quotation marks around it

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