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Jordan7hm posted:Nobody, including kids, says “holy menstruation”. What about the Catholics?
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Jordan7hm posted:Nobody, including kids, says “holy menstruation”. Shhh! Just let the olds tire themselves out.
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Jun 6, 2018 15:45
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ecavalli posted:Shhh! Just let the olds tire themselves out. That's my secret, Captain... I'm always tired.
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Jun 6, 2018 16:09
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Jordan7hm posted:Nobody, including kids, says “holy menstruation”. Nobody says a lot of stuff in comic books.
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Jun 6, 2018 17:14
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Jordan7hm posted:Nobody, including kids, says “holy menstruation”. Not since Thor did that thing with Mjolnir anyway
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Jun 6, 2018 17:17
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Superstring posted:Nobody says a lot of stuff in comic books. I say "Arghhhh" all the time
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Jun 6, 2018 19:12
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Jordan7hm posted:Nobody, including kids, says “holy menstruation”. It does sound like something Burt Ward's Robin would say to Adam West's Batman if a jackass wrote the script.
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Jun 6, 2018 19:36
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Wheat Loaf posted:What about the Catholics? I have insider info and can confirm that Matt Murdock says it at least once an episode in Daredevil season 3.
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Jun 6, 2018 22:18
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I guess it's just me and my friends who greet one another with bleeding vagina euphemisms.
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Jun 7, 2018 01:40
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From today's Deadpool #1: The Guardians are out in space when they happen to notice a particularly giant Celestial heading straight for Earth. They decide they'd better phone ahead:  (My favorite part is the waiter.)
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Jun 7, 2018 02:59
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That's such a wonderful page. Robbie pointing is killing me.
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Jun 7, 2018 03:10
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purple death ray posted:I just wanted to point out, if "diversity bingo" grampa is reading, that like a dozen people have managed to say this is a bad comic without being chased out of the thread. It's entirely possible to dislike and criticise comics featuring minorities and not be racist. And now for something more relevant: Do all super heroes go to restaurants in their super hero jammies? It's almost like every time they're out to eat, it's laundry day.
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Jun 7, 2018 03:21
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Captain America's just leveraging the senior citizen+uniformed serviceman discounts. The rest of them are with Cap.
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Jun 7, 2018 03:40
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unruly posted:I'm still here. I didn't want to continue a discussion and either upset the apple cart more, or otherwise drag a thread about excellent funny panels into political territory. Thanks for everyone who made more sense of my post(s) than I could have. Given that a lot of different artists draw the characters, it's useful to readers to have a clear indication of who is who. Costume is a good way to indicate that.
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Jun 7, 2018 04:08
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unruly posted:And now for something more relevant: Do all super heroes go to restaurants in their super hero jammies? It's almost like every time they're out to eat, it's laundry day. Branding. For public events where you need your game face on, you wear the costume.
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Jun 7, 2018 04:51
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It's so they can get up and run out without paying, claiming that there is an emergency they have to stop.
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Jun 7, 2018 05:17
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unruly posted:And now for something more relevant: Do all super heroes go to restaurants in their super hero jammies? It's almost like every time they're out to eat, it's laundry day. It's the same reason sports figures almost always wear their jerseys in their commercials. That's what people recognize.
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Jun 7, 2018 05:18
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They're with Tony Stark, dude can pay for whatever they got a billion times over. Good god, some of y'all.
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Jun 7, 2018 06:00
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Zaodai posted:It's so they can get up and run out without paying, claiming that there is an emergency they have to stop. You don't have to make excuses, Peter.
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Jun 7, 2018 06:06
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They're sex perverts: why would they pass up any opportunity to be in public in their fetish gear? Imagine if furries were seen as heroes, demigods, and cultural icons. Hell yes they'd wear that poo poo out to eat.
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Jun 7, 2018 06:08
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Malachite_Dragon posted:They're with Tony Stark, dude can pay for whatever they got a billion times over. Good god, some of y'all.
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Jun 7, 2018 06:26
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At first I was inclined to say it could be a "hang out together while maintaining our secret identities" thing, but on consideration, the secret identity is now so passé that I think Robbie is the only person at that table who still has one. Maybe it's all for his benefit, though.
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Jun 7, 2018 08:41
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Wheat Loaf posted:What about the Catholics? dont try to blame this poo poo on us
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Jun 7, 2018 09:05
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Who is black cloak guy (please don't say Cloak, it'll hurt my feelings) and is it ever confusing to have two Caps on the team or did Carol just let that one go?
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Jun 7, 2018 09:20
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Thats strange in his bathrobe
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Jun 7, 2018 09:57
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Dr Strange #390 Which leads to Spidermans face just cracks me the gently caress up 
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Jun 7, 2018 10:24
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Ecce arachne
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That face makes me kinda sick.
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Jun 7, 2018 11:06
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What the gently caress is that.
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Jun 7, 2018 11:13
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the writer sent a specific reference photo for that panel
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Jun 7, 2018 11:43
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Malachite_Dragon posted:They're with Tony Stark, dude can pay for whatever they got a billion times over. Good god, some of y'all. FMguru posted:You don't get (or stay) rich by writing checks, man. Seriously though, that restaurant is not charging them for that meal either way. In America, if you're rich and famous enough, people just stop making you pay for things. Meanwhile, those in poverty are nickel and dime'd to death, and if you can't afford to pay, the penalty is more fees that you can't afford to pay, forever trapping you in poverty. 
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SonicRulez posted:Who is black cloak guy (please don't say Cloak, it'll hurt my feelings) and is it ever confusing to have two Caps on the team or did Carol just let that one go? And why does he have bomb-rear end titties
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Rigged Death Trap posted:And why does he have bomb-rear end titties I think he's crossing his arms?
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Jun 7, 2018 13:55
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SonicRulez posted:Who is black cloak guy (please don't say Cloak, it'll hurt my feelings) and is it ever confusing to have two Caps on the team or did Carol just let that one go? My question is why is She-Hulk about 5 foot 6 in that picture?
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Jun 7, 2018 14:13
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That’s a good page but also something that annoys me of these “all these heroes together” pages. They’re in a restaurant, prosumably relaxing and eating. Why does T’Challa have his mask on? Why is Robbie on fire? Why is Jen angry? Why hasn’t anyone tipped the waiter? I bet Tony doesn’t tip at all.
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Jun 7, 2018 14:25
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Obviously, in comicverse they pay their waiters and waitresses a living wage and have done away with the dumbassery of tipping entirely, as it is trash and deserves to be in the trash. (  )
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Jun 7, 2018 14:32
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:That’s a good page but also something that annoys me of these “all these heroes together” pages. They’re in a restaurant, prosumably relaxing and eating. Why does T’Challa have his mask on? Why is Robbie on fire? Why is Jen angry? Why hasn’t anyone tipped the waiter? I mean the others are a "shut up and stop asking questions" deal, but as far as Jen goes, she's never needed to get angry to hulk out. In her recent series she went gray and got a little more rage-y, but she still controlled the transformations.
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Jun 7, 2018 15:39
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Her canon is still that the Hulk is angry and difficult to control, though. It actually is weird that she's just hanging out at dinner with the Avengers in Hulkmode.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:That’s a good page but also something that annoys me of these “all these heroes together” pages. They’re in a restaurant, prosumably relaxing and eating. Why does T’Challa have his mask on? Why is Robbie on fire? Why is Jen angry? Why hasn’t anyone tipped the waiter? T'Challa put his mask back on because he wanted to appear dignified, while instead cracking the biggest doofy grin. Ditto Robbie's head. As for Jen... the Hulk lore goes back and forth, so maybe laughing at Star Lord was enough of an emotional response to trigger her transformation, like how sometimes you can Hulk Out from fear or the like, not just anger which is really Bruce's deal. And nobody tipped because they haven't paid yet. The waiter is cleaning up after the main course, and they might be staying for desserts or coffee. And Tony doesn't want the bother of not tipping, but he just adds the service charge to the bill and has a contactless payment chip in his armour.
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I will instantly pay for my meal using this credit card transistor.
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