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Vargatron posted:I feel so bad for those people that lost their homes. But what the gently caress can you even do vs. lava? Give thanks that it's the kind of volcano that puts out runny lava that travels at a brisk walking pace so you can pack your family up and go, as opposed to the kind of volcano that blasts out 800-1000°C plumes of ash and gas that hammer across the landscape at half the speed of sound.
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Vargatron posted:I feel so bad for those people that lost their homes. But what the gently caress can you even do vs. lava? An annual human sacrifice.
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Kennel posted:An annual human sacrifice. well, we tried everything else and it didn't work, we might as well go with this!
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Jun 7, 2018 14:06
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Vargatron posted:I feel so bad for those people that lost their homes. But what the gently caress can you even do vs. lava? Having just paid AUD1300 for a graphics card, I'd say: Build a weir or bund out of crypto miners. I don't mean computing equipment.
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So what happens to the property owners if their entire lot is now under multiple feet of lava rock? I'm assuming in some cases they will have to do new surveys to even see where property lines were. But what then? Just build on top of it? I'm assuming the foundation would be rather expensive but I don't know what fresh lava rock can support, I assume there's various types and densities.
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IPCRESS posted:Having just paid AUD1300 for a graphics card, I'd say: Build a weir or bund out of crypto miners. I don't mean computing equipment. I hope that is a fancy rear end graphics card for that amount of dollarydoos
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Memento posted:https://twitter.com/DaveMosher/status/1004427157538508800 The purple to the north is cold, old flow, right? Or are the poor bastards that refused to evacuate now completely surrounded by lava?
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:So what happens to the property owners if their entire lot is now under multiple feet of lava rock? I'm assuming in some cases they will have to do new surveys to even see where property lines were. But what then? Just build on top of it? I'm assuming the foundation would be rather expensive but I don't know what fresh lava rock can support, I assume there's various types and densities. (Edit: Actually, the current flow ran north and east of the scraped-off areas.) Lazlo Nibble fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Jun 7, 2018 |
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Jun 7, 2018 15:57
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Just get some dirt out of the ocean, I saw kevin costner do it once and he didn't even need scuba gear
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sneakyfrog posted:I hope that is a fancy rear end graphics card for that amount of dollarydoos All graphics cards are ridiculously expensive right now. Blame the cryptocurrency bubble.
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Mozi posted:and if that doesn't work we can always up it to semiannual Or at worst semidemihemiannual!
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haveblue posted:All graphics cards are ridiculously expensive right now. Blame the cryptocurrency bubble. *shrug* my companies software needs a decent gfx card to even run correctly and ive been paying in between 5-6 hundo for gtx 1080s which is pretty much what I would expect to pay.
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Mozi posted:and if that doesn't work we can always up it to semiannual Just keep chucking bodies till the volcano says stop.
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cakesmith handyman posted:Choose not to live there or have volcano insurance. No way, that's Lois's rainy day fund!
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I snuck a pick of the demo guys working next door. That ladder is straddling a narrow shaft and immediately next do a large air shaft, both of which go down about 75 feet. They aren't even using the safety ropes I let them setup on my roof. (Most of which are tied off on a metal railing, not an actual certified anchor...) I'll be happy when they wrap demo and move on to different safety problems. e: 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Oahu is for lavas 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Oahu is for lavas 
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Zil posted:Just keep chucking bodies till the volcano says stop. We'll choke the volcano with the bodies of our virgins!
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Trabant posted:We'll choke the volcano with the bodies of our virgins! We'll miss you.
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Trabant posted:We'll choke the volcano with the bodies of our virgins! Does this make Joe vs the Volcano a geology movie?
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Jerry Cotton posted:We'll miss you. 
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Jerry Cotton posted:We'll miss you. 
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Wasn't there an old geyser in Yellowstone that recently became active again? I'm wondering if that geyser, the Guatemala eruption and the Hawaii eruption are connected in some way or if it was just a series of coincidences.
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HardDiskD posted:Wasn't there an old geyser in Yellowstone that recently became active again? It's definitely the end times. Pretty soon manhole covers will be cooking off, lakes will be boiling, moles shooting out of their burrows like pink, fleshy cannonballs, etc.
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HardDiskD posted:Wasn't there an old geyser in Yellowstone that recently became active again? Add in the Illuminati, 9/11, and Elon Musk and I think we agree.
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Neutrino posted:Add in the Illuminati, 9/11, and Elon Musk and I think we agree. Does that also include Nibiru?
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rootin for the croc here
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I like how it seems more annoyed about the truck than anything else going on. "I refuse to be subjected to the indignity of being transported in a Ford"
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He knocked that cop OUT. God drat.
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Trabant posted:We'll choke the volcano with the bodies of our virgins!  https://www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/
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So do they not have dedicated animal control in Florida, or is throwing a gator in the back of a pickup regular police procedure there?
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Vargatron posted:I feel so bad for those people that lost their homes. But what the gently caress can you even do vs. lava? Hawaii is still America so it's just a matter of how many guns and bullets you need to defeat the lava.
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They tried bombing the volcano once, it didn't really work.
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Lime Tonics posted:They tried bombing the volcano once, it didn't really work. So your saying we need a bigger bomb?
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Zil posted:So your saying we need a bigger bomb? a nuclear bunker buster. its the only way to make sure.
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