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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dixville posted:

Thank you

Thinspiration (don't ask why it's from "2damnfunny.com" also don't go there it may give your phone or computer cancer)

We're fat-shaming pets now? smdh #HAES #KittyWithCurves #ProudPudgyPussy

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:29

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uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/BoringEnormous/status/1003605881475432448

https://twitter.com/DottyLaAbstract/status/1002936988754948096

uber_stoat fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Jun 7, 2018

# ? Jun 7, 2018 03:33

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Bogus Adventure posted:

We're fat-shaming pets now? smdh #HAES #KittyWithCurves #ProudPudgyPussy

#thiskittyhasclaws #fierce

# ? Jun 7, 2018 04:05

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Lol it's cool, y'all can still let your cat get the beetus and die of ketoacidosis, it's a free country :patriot:

Don't hate her cuz she's beautiful~

# ? Jun 7, 2018 04:16

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Dixville posted:

Lol it's cool, y'all can still let your cat get the beetus and die of ketoacidosis, it's a free country

Don't hate her cuz she's beautiful~

When the Founding Fathers were ordained by the Christian God (not the blasphemous Catholic one, or the one in the Talmud or Qur'an, or that fat slob called Buddy or something) to create this great country, they dreamed of a land so filled with condensed milk and honey buns that even a lowly kitten could sate its sweettooth to its heart's content.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 04:41

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Bogus Adventure posted:

Noice

When the Founding Fathers were ordained by the Christian God (not the blasphemous Catholic one, or the one in the Talmud or Qur'an, or that fat slob called Buddy or something) to create this great country, they dreamed of a land so filled with condensed milk and honey buns that even a lowly kitten could sate its sweettooth to its heart's content.

Just sounds like more fat cats to me

# ? Jun 7, 2018 04:59

clone on the phone: Aug 5, 2003

Say Nothing posted:

Woman small or vodka big????

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:07

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Woman small and vodka big.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:11

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

ultrafilter posted:

Woman small and vodka big.

Blessed if true

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:16

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:22

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

hard counter posted:

The Lord is my light and my salvation� whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life� of whom shall I be afraid?
-Psalms 27:1

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:26

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

ultrafilter posted:

Woman small and vodka big.

Sounds like the beginning of a Tennyson poem.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 05:34

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Sounds like the beginning of a Tennyson poem.

Or a Nabokov novel.

# ? Jun 7, 2018 06:33

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/DottyLaAbstract/status/1002936988754948096

yep, much like goats, bearded dragons will climb to high ground, as high as possible, and yep, for some reason (warmth?) they also tend to lie on top of each other

# ? Jun 7, 2018 09:33

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Bogus Adventure posted:

The Lord is my light and my salvation— whom shall I fear? The Lord is the stronghold of my life— of whom shall I be afraid?
-Psalms 27:1

hosed up if true

# ? Jun 7, 2018 11:03

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

# ? Jun 8, 2018 00:26

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

That was blessed until I saw the baby bottles

# ? Jun 8, 2018 01:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Away all Goats posted:

That was blessed until I saw the baby bottles

When you're that high and want some wine, baby bottles are the best way to prevent spilling on your light coloured furniture.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 01:41

Bloopsy: Jun 1, 2006; you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below

Away all Goats posted:

That was blessed until I saw the baby bottles

Sippin on that purp

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:13

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

https://i.imgur.com/RyySjwL.gifv

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:16

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

That's gotta come with a pretty high risk of getting salmonella.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:20

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

super macho dude posted:

The thumbnail version sort of looks like he's surrounded by a version of the starship Enterprise made of weed.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:24

Kak: Sep 27, 2002

ultrafilter posted:

That's gotta come with a pretty high risk of getting salmonella.

High risk; high reward

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:24

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Kak posted:

High risk; high reward

High Life.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:29

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:30

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

horse people are cursed

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:46

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

Turtles are assholes. Also I seriously doubt weedlord up there gives two shits about getting stains on his furniture lol.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:46

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

hard counter posted:

that drat thing would kill you soon as look at you. it could clip your head off your shoulders with those gnashing yellow teeth in an instant. that she doesn't instinctively flee from that beast is evidence of the insanity of Horse People.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:53