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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Hashim posted:

The 'Roman' dynasty, who also rule over Scandinavia-Novgorod.

So it's the Roman Empire then.

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ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Roman(s) reigns supreme in France/Britain. A good thing to hear.

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

Oh, well, it’s clearly time for the Second Gallic Empire, then

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Hashim posted:

I've genuinely been trying to think up a good name for France-England once they get English as an accepted culture in vicky, and haven't gotten much further than 'Dual Monarchy' or something to do with unions. So who knows?

Maybe as their languages merge, so does their name- Franterre, maybe? Or something like that, I'm no linguist.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Frangleterre :colbert:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Hashim posted:

The 'Roman' dynasty, who also rule over Scandinavia-Novgorod.

vyelkin posted:

So it's the Roman Empire then.
France-England is the Western Roman Empire, Scandinavia-Novgorod the Eastern Roman Empire. :mrgw:

e: Looking very much forward to the seemingly inevitable personal union.

frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 15:11 on Jun 8, 2018

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


Brittany

Eumenides
Sep 24, 2007

This is the face of Lawful Good!

Fun Shoe
Voting for C for that sweet back scratching

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Crazycryodude posted:

Frangleterre :colbert:

That's silly and sounds like a Muppet :colbert:


That might actually work!

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
"france"

Lynneth
Sep 13, 2011
Voting C on the vote, if that's still going.

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010
Given the choice between C and D, C is the least bad option.

As for France/England, United Kingdom would be hilarious.

rarx
Jun 8, 2018

habeasdorkus posted:

This, exactly. Plus, we don't have a real good option for maintaining good relations with Armenia and Egypt both, they're at +40 each right now and other than abstention we can't make it more likely that they'll back us when the Andalusian question arises at the end of the conference. Since abstaining isn't going to happen, we have to go with the choice that makes it most likely we can get a vote from at least one of the two. D is better policy, C is better politics. And politics matter more if we want to restore Catalunya to its rightful place in the fold. Also, gently caress Morocco.

C.

As an aside, I hope we get a chance to make Hannover happy somehow before the vote on Tirruni's Iberian holdings, we could really get bitten in the rear end since adding just one to Hannover, Morocco, and Armenia would lose us the vote on a tiebreaker.

IIRC, these are our current relations with our fellow Congressional members-
Russia: +150 (probably up to +200 with option C)
Frangleterre: +140
Bavaria: +140
Hungary: +140
Egypt: +40 (+140 if we side with them, probably, -10 to -60 if we create buffer states)
Armenia: +40 (same as Egypt)
Hannover: -60
Morocco: -200

eta: So, that'd be 7 likely votes for us, one vote probably against us, one vote likely against us, and Morocco definitely against us when it comes to the Adalusian Question,

It'll be good to have good relations with France, and I was pro their getting northern/western Occitania, but relying on getting 6 votes from 5 members will be a lot harder due to the RNG than getting 5 votes from 3 members. Siding with France, Russia, Bavaria, Hungary and Egypt is less reliable than just getting Hannover, Russia and lower odds on Bavaria, but equal odds on Hungary and Crusader Egypt.
That tiebreaker is powerful.

rarx fucked around with this message at 16:04 on Jun 8, 2018

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Morrow posted:

Given the choice between C and D, C is the least bad option.

As for France/England, United Kingdom would be hilarious.

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern France

Morrow
Oct 31, 2010

vyelkin posted:

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern France

United Kingdom of France and Southern Britain

crimea
Nov 16, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Dual Monarchy is fine.

habeasdorkus
Nov 3, 2013

Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

rarx posted:

Siding with France, Russia, Bavaria, Hungary and Egypt is less reliable than just getting Hannover, Russia and lower odds on Bavaria, but equal odds on Hungary and Crusader Egypt.
That tiebreaker is powerful.

Agreed. If we have a way to make Hannover very happy with us and it doesn't piss off Russia or more than one single vote power, we should probably support it.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Hashim posted:

I've genuinely been trying to think up a good name for France-England once they get English as an accepted culture in vicky, and haven't gotten much further than 'Dual Monarchy' or something to do with unions. So who knows?

I mean, part of it depends on the current dynamics in the country. Right now, it sounds like France is in a pre-Ausgleich Austria situation where France owns England but has yet to reaffirm England's status as a separate entity with its own laws and customs. In that case, "France" makes sense. If the French monarch has recognized England as a co-equal part of the state, with her simply serving as the unifying figure, then "France-England" works. If the French monarch wants to promote a cultural or national fusion in the vein of Czechoslovakia, then some kind of fusion name like "Frangleterre" or "Francobrittania" would seem appropriate.

A fourth approach would be something that tries to distance itself from both France and England, promoting allegiance to a state that has no explicit national ties. To me, a name like "the Dual Crown," which promotes unity around the institution of monarchy as opposed to the collective nation, or "Gaul," which tries to sidestep the nation issue by hearkening back to something earlier, seems appropriate.

E: In simpler terms, does accepting English as a culture mean accepting it as a co-equal identity, trying to establish a new national identity, or trying to move beyond the idea of "France" and "England" entirely?

QuoProQuid fucked around with this message at 17:54 on Jun 8, 2018

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Gallia, maybe? Just how conservative are the ruling French anyway? I can certainly see a faction promoting some kind of pan-Gallic (Gaulic?) identity for France-England, especially as a counter to the Celtic influences of Ireland.

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!

QuoProQuid posted:

E: In simpler terms, does accepting English as a culture mean accepting it as a co-equal identity, trying to establish a new national identity, or trying to move beyond the idea of "France" and "England" entirely?

France will get an event chain that, depending on the choice they pick, will likely end with them putting English on equal standing with French. So I'm gonna avoid anything to do with Gaul, which has strong connotations with France and its surroundings, and instead go for something like the Dual Monarchy or Dual Crown, since I can imagine the Roman dynasty promoting the idea that an English-French union is only possible because of the royal family linking them or something.

Obviously, all that can change over the next century though, so I'll probably mess around with it a bit more before deciding. Gaul would probably work as the name for a fascist France that lost England to nationalism, for example.

Frionnel
May 7, 2010

Friends are what make testing worth it.
France-England is just like Austria-Hungary and therefore cool. And good.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice
Dual Crown just means you have to come up with better (interesting) names for their Socialist/Fascist forms. :v:

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Nothing can go wrong with linking the the idea of a nation to a bunch inbreed royals and ignoring the cultural and nationalist tensions that simmer for decades imo

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

How about the European Union? :v:

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Zikan posted:

Nothing can go wrong with linking the the idea of a nation to a bunch inbreed royals and ignoring the cultural and nationalist tensions that simmer for decades imo

I mean hey, it worked alright for Belgium

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Some Grand Vizier in the future posted:

Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where … Some damned foolish thing in the British Isles will set it off.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000

QuoProQuid posted:

How about the European Union? :v:

sounds a bit Tirrunist

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Hashim posted:

I've genuinely been trying to think up a good name for France-England once they get English as an accepted culture in vicky, and haven't gotten much further than 'Dual Monarchy' or something to do with unions. So who knows?

There was a proposal for a Franco-British Union, so maybe the the Franco-English Union? Anglo-French wouldn't really work, since it was initially the French who took England, any more than the Hungaro-Austrian Empire.

Also voting C.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The assassination of Francois-Fernand at the hands of Gabriel Prince

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
What kind of future are we trying to build, here? One in which people are shuffled about as pawns on a chessboard, as our populations have been in the past? Chunks of Iberia thrown to various powers as counterweights--is this really what we want?

Or are we aiming as we always have, for a brighter future?

There is only one reasonable vote. D.

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend
Have you tried naming it the French-English Commonwealth?

Just to jinx it?

hashashash
Nov 2, 2016

Cure for cancer discovered!
Court physicians hate him!
The Congress of Cádiz

Part 5: The Iberian Question


This time around, the Majlis is a bit more divided, with opinions split between Options C and D. After days of furious debate, however, the assembly breaks decisively in favour of Crusader Egypt - a decision that truly marks the end of the era where religion largely conducted foreign policy.



Loudly championing the rights of Egypt, the Russian Empire also votes in favour of granting the Levant to them, only to be firmly opposed by Morocco, who determinedly insist that the Muslim-dominated Levant will only find peace when under Muslim rule.



The other congress powers are not so sure, however. Nobody votes in favour of restoring the status quo, and it’s obvious to all that granting the Levant to either Armenia or Egypt only serves as yet another proxy war between Morocco and Russia, leading to more suffering and misery for the people of the Levant.

So the representatives of Hannover, France, Bavaria and Hungary all agree to form a mini-bloc within the Congress, opposed to granting the Levant to either Armenia or Egypt. Instead, they propose that two new monarchies be set up as buffer states between the rivalled powers, with the Emirate of Syria ruling from Aleppo, and the Kingdom of Outremer from Acre.



This is met with anger and hostility from the representatives of both Egypt and Armenia, predictably, but the two-state bloc press onwards and submit their proposal to the Congress. And after another round of voting, the final tally comes to zero votes for Option A, three votes for Option B (Morocco, Armenia), four votes for Option C (Russia, Egypt, Al Andalus) and five votes for Option D (Hannover, France, Bavaria, Hungary).

And so the motion narrowly passes, with a committee quickly organised to begin drafting plans for Syria and Outremer.



And with that, we come to the last item on the agenda: the Iberian Question.

The Iberian Question revolves around the ‘legitimate’ borders of Al Andalus, as the representatives of Morocco put it. Since Grand Vizier (and now Sultan) Raed Zulfiqar had stormed into northern Iberia in the last days of the Tirruni Wars, some have claimed that Al Andalus has no rightful claim to these captured lands, which suffered greatly under the rule of the Mahdiyyah and now deserve to have their independence recognised.

Furthermore, there are many in the Majlis al-Shura who insist that Catalonia also ought to be returned to Al Andalus, stretching its borders across the entirety of Iberia. As several diplomats rightfully insist, however, Qattalun has been independent for almost 70 years now, and is equally deserving of sovereignty and freedom.



So the Congress convenes to decide this matter, with countless diplomats, mediators and emissaries all taking to the floor over the next few hours. What stance do the Majlis take?

Option A - We demand northern Iberia and Qattalun!

Effects: We suffer a large infamy hit (which makes it much harder to form alliances or expand early on in vicky).
There will be Andalusi cores in northern Iberia and Catalonia.
If this option wins, we will receive the territories of northern Iberia and Catalonia.
Other countries that pick this option receive a big relations boost with us (but there is overall a smaller chance of it being picked over the other two options).

With this option, we start with cores on the entire Iberian peninsula.

Option B - We demand northern Iberia!

Effects: We suffer a moderate infamy hit.
There will be Andalusi cores in northern Iberia.
The independence of Qattalun is guaranteed.
If this option wins, we will receive the territory of northern Iberia.
Other countries that pick this option receive a small relations boost with us.

With this option, we will receive cores on various Iberian territories if and when we conquer them.

Option C - We demand nothing.

Effects: We suffer no infamy hit.
An independent kingdom is set up in northern Iberia, and Qattalun’s independence is guaranteed.
If this option wins, we will receive nothing, and our borders return to the pre-Tirruni invasion boundaries.
Other countries that pick this option suffer a relations hit with us.

With this option, we will receive cores on various Iberian territories if and when we conquer them.


———

Reminder that we (Al Andalus) will have 1 vote in this matter, alongside France, Bavaria, Hungary, Armenia, and Egypt. The great powers of Morocco, Russia and Hannover will have 2 votes apiece. So keep in mind that even if our chosen option doesn’t win overall, the relations boost/hits will still take effect, and the other powers will remember how we voted.

Also, in the event of a stalemate, the tie is decided in favour of the side with more great powers.

hashashash fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jun 8, 2018

Lord Cyrahzax
Oct 11, 2012

A

Every inch of Iberia belongs to us.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
A

All of Iberia is Andalusian clay.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Lord Cyrahzax posted:

A

Every inch of Iberia belongs to us.

Exactly. I don’t expect this to win, but I want those cores.

ManifunkDestiny
Aug 2, 2005
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN THE SEAHAWKS IS RUSSELL WILSON'S TAINT SWEAT

Seahawks #1 fan since 2014.
Better to get something than nothing

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

ManifunkDestiny posted:

Better to get something than nothing

Cores are something! A

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

A. A no brainer. Even if we lose the vote, having cores on the land is vital.

skipThings
May 21, 2007

Tell me more about this
"Wireless fun-adaptor" you were speaking of.
B

let's be humble for once

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CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Our votes thus far would have counted for nothing if A isn't how we vote!

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