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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ooh, paul harvey�s on!

# ? Jun 8, 2018 02:59

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# ? May 28, 2024 17:12

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Suspicious Dish posted:

i dont want to kill people through cars that drive based on gta screenshots

# ? Jun 8, 2018 03:06

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Suspicious Dish posted:

Hi Jasper,

Hope this email finds you well. I�m Faye, a sourcing recruiter from Baidu Autonomous Driving team. I found your profile on LinkedIn. It looks like you are doing some amazing work at ############. I bet everything is going well for you; however, I do want to introduce our opportunity to you.

With the release of our Apollo v2.5(and soon v3.0), we are growing rapidly and focusing more on building an advanced autonomous driving simulation system. We are currently looking for a seasoned 3D tools guru to join as one of the founding members in the team.

He or she will use a game-engine based technology and create tools to efficiently author a virtual world with interesting road networks that can faithfully and reliably reproduce real-world driving behaviors in a wide range of situations and scenarios and closely collaborate with stakeholders like world builders and engineers in other autonomous driving teams. The position is located in the Bay Area (Sunnyvale, CA). Here is the job description for your reference

im the guy whose professional title is "world builder" on the self-driving car team

# ? Jun 8, 2018 03:39

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

jasper is the name of one of the gems in steven universe, a show aimed at the millenial market

# ? Jun 8, 2018 04:05

prisoner of waffles: May 8, 2007; Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the fishmech
About my neck was hung.

do your part, get your figgies, help soak up Chinese megacorp (sovereign wealth fund?) monies

# ? Jun 8, 2018 04:38

Crazy Achmed: Mar 13, 2001

That sounds like a BAD job

# ? Jun 8, 2018 08:31

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Sagebrush posted:

.|.| sleep country canada!
why buy a mattress
anywhere else? .| .|

god dammit aaasjfjksks

# ? Jun 8, 2018 11:24

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

Beast of Bourbon posted:

jasper is the name of one of the gems in steven universe, a show aimed at the millenial market

as a millenial i cam confirm this is true

# ? Jun 8, 2018 12:13

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Sagebrush posted:

| || sleep country canada!
why buy a mattress
anywhere else? || |_

# ? Jun 8, 2018 12:50

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

couple pages ago but some scout masters are really really mad they have to let girls in. no good articulable reason why its a bad thing except :lol:

all the girls gonna get preggers.

but when i think of the guys i was in scouts with, i don�t think there was any risk of that at all.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:12

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Mr. Nice! posted:

couple pages ago but some scout masters are really really mad they have to let girls in.

good. i like it when shitheads dont get their way.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:13

freeasinbeer: Mar 26, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Mr. Nice! posted:

couple pages ago but some scout masters are really really mad they have to let girls in. no good articulable reason why its a bad thing except all the girls gonna get preggers.

but when i think of the guys i was in scouts with, i don�t think there was any risk of that at all.

who says it�s gonna be the boys knocking them up.

I mean they are even warning you they are gonna do it.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:29

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Captain Foo posted:

wow.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:52

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I wish I could put my tiny hu-mon in Scouts, I had a decent time in it and he's an outdoorsy kid (I was not) so he'd probably like it.

But BSA chose to let Trump get all Nurembergy on them at the jamboree. So, welp,

# ? Jun 8, 2018 14:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

I wish I could put my tiny hu-mon in Scouts, I had a decent time in it and he's an outdoorsy kid (I was not) so he'd probably like it.

But BSA chose to let Trump get all Nurembergy on them at the jamboree. So, welp,

that's kind of how i feel too. maybe girl scouts will open up to boys someday. it sounds like a better org than bsa.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:12

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Schadenboner posted:

I wish I could put my tiny hu-mon in Scouts, I had a decent time in it and he's an outdoorsy kid (I was not) so he'd probably like it.

But BSA chose to let Trump get all Nurembergy on them at the jamboree. So, welp,

i thought the sitting president was always invited to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWNyp_-2D78

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXZt8NH1XVo

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:18

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

that's kind of how i feel too. maybe girl scouts will open up to boys someday. it sounds like a better org than bsa.

Plus: thin mints.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:18

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

hobbesmaster posted:

i thought the sitting president was always invited to that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWNyp_-2D78

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXZt8NH1XVo

Yeah, but since FDR the speeches had gone more-or-less: "Blah blah blah, Boy Scouts are an important institution in American society and an important part of our shared culture, blah blah blah" and Trump's ...didn't go quite like that.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:21

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Schadenboner posted:

Yeah, but since FDR the speeches had gone more-or-less: "Blah blah blah, Boy Scouts are an important institution in American society and an important part of our shared culture, blah blah blah" and Trump's ...didn't go quite like that.

exactly

they�re explicitly nonpartisan and while trump shat all over that (while he got booed lol) instead of giving an inspirational, civic-minded speech, he also mocked obama and worked in a story about an orgy on a yacht

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:27

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Schadenboner posted:

Yeah, but since FDR the speeches had gone more-or-less: "Blah blah blah, Boy Scouts are an important institution in American society and an important part of our shared culture, blah blah blah" and Trump's ...didn't go quite like that.

but surely thats something to hold against trump not bsa

theres plenty of things to not like the bsa for, but that seems like an odd one

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:28

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

exactly

they�re explicitly nonpartisan and while trump shat all over that (while he got booed lol) instead of giving an inspirational, civic-minded speech, he also mocked obama and worked in a story about an orgy on a yacht

By not revoking the invitation BSA perpetuated the delusion that Trump is somehow "normal" or "acceptable". They became a prop for the Trumpite drama.

And it's not like they weren't already on pretty loving thin ice, TBH.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:29

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

the bsa guy remained up on stage with him which is a nono, and instead of stoping the clearly inappropriate speech appeared to endorse it

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Beast of Bourbon posted:

jasper is the name of one of the gems in steven universe, a show aimed at the millenial market

marketing demography is oracular divination done by hucksters wearing neckties and should be regarded as such

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:31

Jimmy Carter: Nov 3, 2005; THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE

Intel: hey you know how we showed you a 5 GHz 28 core processor? We kind of forgot to mention that we overclocked it and needed a kilowatt of cooling for that to work

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:34

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozcEel1rNKM

# ? Jun 8, 2018 15:36

Munkeymon: Aug 14, 2003; Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the bsa guy remained up on stage with him which is a nono, and instead of stoping the clearly inappropriate speech appeared to endorse it

I get freezing up and not wanting to do anything during the speech especially since you're wondering how the SS will react but if they invite him back then it's clearly a leadership problem

# ? Jun 8, 2018 16:04

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Jimmy Carter posted:

Intel: hey you know how we showed you a 5 GHz 28 core processor? We kind of forgot to mention that we overclocked it and needed a kilowatt of cooling for that to work

...make more cores?

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:07

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Many automatic emergency braking systems won�t stop for stationary objects at freeway speeds

Many automatic emergency braking systems won�t stop for stationary objects at freeway speeds

Many automatic emergency braking systems won�t stop for stationary objects at freeway speeds

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:45

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

autonomous vehicles are only five years away! i scream as my tesla accelerates into a parked ambulance

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:47

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

infernal machines posted:

autonomous vehicles are only five years away! i scream as my tesla accelerates into a parked ambulance

well they're definitely coming fast and can't be stopped

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:55

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

ate all the Oreos posted:

well they're definitely coming fast and can't be stopped

You can't stand in the way of progress

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:58

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

ate all the Oreos posted:

well they're definitely coming fast and can't be stopped

an interesting way to sign your posts

# ? Jun 8, 2018 17:58

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

carry on then posted:

wow.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:01

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

look who i hooked

https://twitter.com/BenedictEvans/status/1004803191928774658

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:13

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ate all the Oreos posted:

well they're definitely coming fast and can't be stopped

good poo poo.

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:17

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

look who i hooked

https://twitter.com/BenedictEvans/status/1004803191928774658

i assume that's you in the profile picture

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:24

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

ate all the Oreos posted:

i assume that's you in the profile picture

no my pic's in my profile here

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:34

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:35

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

i sent someone this image to illustrate how self driving cars won't solve a goddamned thing in regards to traffic

their response was that self driving cars would be able to drive closer to each other and that would alleviate traffic

i was like 'those cars are already literally bumper to bumper"

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Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the bsa guy remained up on stage with him which is a nono, and instead of stoping the clearly inappropriate speech appeared to endorse it

Do you actually think that the head of the Boy Scouts of America can go up in front and wave his arms and be like "all right mr. president, that's it, we're done here"

Mr. Nice! posted:

couple pages ago but some scout masters are really really mad they have to let girls in. no good articulable reason why its a bad thing except all the girls gonna get preggers.

but when i think of the guys i was in scouts with, i don’t think there was any risk of that at all.

Oh you reminded me of one other thing I learned in the scouts: the word "human being." One of the other boys called everybody faggots and fags all the time and I had no idea what it meant (age 11). I assumed it was just some generic insult like "dumbass." So once on a camping trip I called him a fag and he hit the loving roof and demanded to know why I had called him that and tried to choke me to death.

I wonder if there was something more complicated going on there

# ? Jun 8, 2018 18:37

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