June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

a neat cape posted:

Yeah if only the Jaguars and Texans and Chiefs and Chargers and Ravens didn't exist

All but the jags are some garbo rear end teams. The Texans were like 4 -12. Ravens are ???

AFC sucks

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:13

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# ? May 20, 2024 09:37

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

a neat cape posted:

Yeah if only the Jaguars and Texans and Chiefs and Chargers and Ravens didn't exist

The Titans were 5-1 against those teams last season.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:16

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Mega64 posted:

The Titans were 5-1 against those teams last season.

but you see they didn't deserve to make the playoffs because reasons

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:30

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Ravens are the new Dolphins. 8-8 onto eternity.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:30

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

EmbryoSteve posted:

All but the jags are some garbo rear end teams. The Texans were like 4 -12. Ravens are ???

AFC sucks

In fairness the Texans looked pretty drat good before their star QB tore his ACL. Not a lot of teams can come back from that, the Eagles being the exception that proves the rule.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:53

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

I'm very glad of the titans making the playoffs because the pats might otherwise have run into a team they don't Actually Own

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:55

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

In fairness the Texans looked pretty drat good before their star QB tore his ACL. Not a lot of teams can come back from that, the Eagles being the exception that proves the rule.

And that was after Watt was lost for the season. The Texans could theoretically be good if Watson is actually what he looked like for a little while there.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 04:55

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Foles for Gronk AND Brady.

I'd pull the trigger on this trade. Howie, make it happen

# ? Jun 9, 2018 05:30

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Gronk isn�t going to be traded. You don�t trade future hofers.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 07:04

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Gronk isn�t going to be traded. You don�t trade future hofers.

yeah you do

# ? Jun 9, 2018 07:07

CyberPingu: Sep 15, 2013; If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Gronk isn’t going to be traded. You don’t trade future hofers.

Randy Moss, Jerry Rice and T.O say "heyyyyy" to name a few.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 08:47

poly and open-minded: Nov 22, 2006; In BOD we trust

joe montana, steve young and jimmy g say hey too

# ? Jun 9, 2018 09:05

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Maybe I should've added in the prime of their careers to that, although you could still come back with Moss. Lol @ Jimmy G though it's possible and I know that was probably posted in jest but 5 games might be a little premature to crown his rear end.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 10:43

GokuGoesSSj69: Apr 15, 2017; Weak people spend 10 dollars to gift titles about world leaders they dislike. The strong spend 10 dollars to gift titles telling everyone to play Deus Ex again

Also I don't think anyone was predicting TO was going to have the length of a career he did when he was traded to the eagles. I agree with the guy who posted he should have his hof ceremony in his driveway though.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 11:07

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I�d probably give my Football HOF induction speech at a Dave & Busters whilst playing skee-ball and drinking a beer.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 11:11

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Gronk isn�t going to be traded. You don�t trade future hofers.

Tyrod

# ? Jun 9, 2018 12:00

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

Maybe I should've added in the prime of their careers to that, although you could still come back with Moss. Lol @ Jimmy G though it's possible and I know that was probably posted in jest but 5 games might be a little premature to crown his rear end.

Gronk is on the tail end of his career. He�s not going to last much longer. He�s duct taped together.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 12:11

Solanumai: Mar 26, 2006; It's shrine maiden, not shrine maid!

although if your goal is to have him use his various braces to cheap shot other players, his stock has never been higher.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 14:32

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Gronkowski (horse) will be running at the Belmont stakes. Gronkowski (human) will also be there to watch.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 14:53

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pats should trade for the horse.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:24

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

There�s nothing in the rulebook preventing a horse from playing football�

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:42

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

Android Apocalypse posted:

There’s nothing in the rulebook preventing a horse from playing football…

Sure, but if you think Gronk is injury prone...

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:43

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Tom Brady for a bag of footballs. Who says no?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:44

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

what an auspicious date

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1005418653674885121?s=19

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:45

MD2020: May 30, 2003; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Android Apocalypse posted:

There�s nothing in the rulebook preventing a horse from playing football�

But they need a strong running game to finally win the Super Bowl.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:45

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

iospace posted:

Tom Brady for a bag of footballs. Who says no?

Are the balls properly inflated or just a little squishy

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:45

I would blow Dane Cook: Dec 26, 2008

Gronkowski sounds like the name of a Polish caveman.

I would blow Dane Cook fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jun 9, 2018

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:50

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

Are the balls properly inflated or just a little squishy

Yes.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 15:58

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

what an auspicious date

https://twitter.com/MikeReiss/status/1005418653674885121?s=19

Nice

# ? Jun 9, 2018 16:51

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1005432119836004353

Would be surprised if anything actually imminent was going down with Belichick not in the office but V :shobon:

V I'd like one more run, but I'm ready for the blowup.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:23

The Glumslinger: Sep 24, 2008; Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?; Hair Elf

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Sure, but if you think Gronk is injury prone...

Poor Gronk, thought of ants and died

# ? Jun 9, 2018 17:27

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

The Glumslinger posted:

Poor Gronk, thought of ants and died

Gets me every drat time

# ? Jun 9, 2018 18:24

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

That Which Squeaks posted:

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1005432119836004353

So was the whole thing yesterday someone just screwing with Reddit?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 21:06

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

So was the whole thing yesterday someone just screwing with Reddit?

A handful of journalists said they heard something similar so :iiam:

# ? Jun 9, 2018 21:13

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1005501742774128645

# ? Jun 9, 2018 21:35

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

That Which Squeaks posted:

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1005432119836004353

Would be surprised if anything actually imminent was going down with Belichick not in the office but V V I'd like one more run, but I'm ready for the blowup.

I see a nipple!

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:10

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1005501742774128645

Hey look, still staring down his receiver and only having one read.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:39

pyromance: Sep 25, 2006

pubic works project posted:

I see a nipple!

Just one?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:39

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

That Which Squeaks posted:

https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1005432119836004353

Would be surprised if anything actually imminent was going down with Belichick not in the office but V V I'd like one more run, but I'm ready for the blowup.

boobs

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:51

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The Juggernaut: Nov 29, 2005

Chris James 2 posted:

https://twitter.com/sportingnews/status/1005501742774128645

What is that throwing motion?

# ? Jun 9, 2018 22:51

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