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pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Disregard, the Gronk rumors were started by a random redditor who accurately guessed the Edelman PED news. Apparently he floated the Gronk rumor just to prove how lovely sports journalism is in 2018.

So don’t worry, it’ll still be Brady to Gronk all season

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BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Brady gonna take 8 games off he can't bring Alex magic milkshakes gurrero with him on a plane.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

eat poo poo brady

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

eat poo poo brady

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

eat poo poo brady

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Russia just clobbered the poo poo outta Saudi Arabia in the opening game of the World Cup.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
https://imgur.com/qCt3HVQ

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
In the last loving 20 seconds of the game

And Germany can STILL get knocked out

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Yeah that poo poo was unreal. They've got to win their next game by a goal or they're done, right?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Kam Chancellor has retired. :sigh:

e: hasn't retired, but will at some point because he is not fit to play.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1013569909425569792

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jul 2, 2018

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Naked Bear posted:

Kam Chancellor has retired. :sigh:

e: hasn't retired, but will at some point because he is not fit to play.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1013569909425569792

He's medically retired, in that he's permanently unfit to play so he still gets paid whereas if he had actually retired, his contract would have been suspended.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/07/10/nfl-star-lesean-shady-mccoy-accused-beating-girlfriend-son-and-using-drugs.html

God dammit

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Four game suspension for beating his wife and kids and doing drugs.

Then he will appeal and his four game suspension will become a two game suspension that takes place during weeks like 9 and 10.

But if he fuckin kneels during the anthem I swear to god he needs to be deported.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Can we just kick convicted wife beaters in the balls? That's their punishment. No suspensions, no fines, no jail time... just several swift kicks in rapid succession at seemingly-random hours of the day. The period of time that this goes on for will be of the same length of time that the offense(s) occurred for.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Sounds like he hosed a dog up too

I'm pretty much done with football at this point tbh

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

Sounds like he hosed a dog up too

I'm pretty much done with football at this point tbh
Death penalty. :mad:

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Hey guys I dunno if you're aware but rich people are pretty awful

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Speaking of awful...

https://twitter.com/RoutineBaseball/status/1019942331452182529

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Obvious strike called a ball?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



EBB posted:

Obvious strike called a ball?

Ball goes dead center over the plate and the dude fully swings. Not only does the ump call it a ball, the first base ump says there was no swing. Someone got loving hosed.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yeah, the dude does a full swing, home plate ump calls it a ball, the baffled catcher turns out and says "hey he clearly swung." Hope plate ump points to the 1st base ump who says it was a check-swing, so he didn't go far enough to call it a strike. :lol:

Both umpires were suspended by the league, at least.

Edit: GIFed the relevant part. The rest is replays and the manager trying to stammer an argument.

https://i.imgur.com/nhlyAz5.mp4

Godholio fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Jul 21, 2018

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/1024037667493670912

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mets @ Nationals; it's currently the bottom of the 8th, Mets down 25-1, and this is happening:

https://twitter.com/Friar_Faithful/status/1024471924158562305

e: aaaaand Nationals take it 25-4 lol

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Aug 1, 2018

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

:negative:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Chaos reigns

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


No link but Urban Meyer is totally going to get fired in the next 7 days. Too many links to put all of the details down but basically Brett McMurphy set him on fire and his last contract has a bunch of specific language about these matters.

E: McMurphy not Mchenry

SquirrelyPSU fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Aug 1, 2018

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's gonna be another rough year for the Jets. Here they are getting their asses kicked by a kid:

https://gfycat.com/SameSizzlingDeviltasmanian

e: also this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtNEwpWPR8Q

Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Aug 8, 2018

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/Phillies/status/1027047843662573568

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gently caress the Phillies but God drat that stare from the AZ coach

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

poo poo like this is why I love baseball.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Exactly

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I know it's the preseason, Atlanta, but c'mon, this is the Jets lol

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

EBB posted:

poo poo like this is why I love baseball.

Yes.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
ahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1029355079357411329

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That's if the Browns win a game this year.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Btw there's only 2k free beers

Gonna be a loving riot



Also eat poo poo forever Phillies

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Godholio posted:

That's if the Browns win a game this year.

<:mad:>

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Observation, not judgment. My Giants didn't do much better last year.

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this
At first I was excited that the browns won, till I remembered it's preseason so it doesn't count, but really this means they can't have a parade.

edit:VVV yay!

As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Aug 18, 2018

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

As Nero Danced posted:

At first I was excited that the browns won, till I remembered it's preseason so it doesn't count, but really this means they can't have a parade.

Browns won all 4 preseason games last year, still had a parade.

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