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Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

ths probably burns through your battery in like 69 seconds

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

To hold your coffee what're you-...degenerates

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011


lmao i ws trying to find that image

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lumpy the Cook posted:

These insanely awkward pauses lol. It's fake

It;s real and its going to make a billion dollars

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
LMFAO clearing his throat

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

getting third-degree burns on my palms after playing mobile elder scrolls for 20 minutes

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

HORMELCHILI posted:

he suggested you masturbate while playing this

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

fa-GYO
Mar 7, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Elder scroll the roguelike abyss for iphones

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

In The Elder Scrolls: Blade, you begin the game as a vampire hunter in prison for refusing to pay the crowns taxes.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

fa-GYO posted:

Elder scroll the roguelike abyss for iphones

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
I'ma be honest for a second, this looks hype as gently caress.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
in a stage that cost hundred thousands dollars to build, complex ligthing systems and patterns and a network of screens and video feeds managed by trained professionals: you can tap the screen to move [skeleton stands perfectly still]

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

There's loot down there.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

fa-GYO posted:

Elder scroll the roguelike abyss for iphones

Nah!!
Jan 5, 2009

HORMELCHILI posted:

he suggested you masturbate while playing this

Rated T for Teen

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

Millions of kids rendered barren by the intense heat/radiation caused by Blades. This directly leads into a Children of Men scenario, or a real life Fallout if you will,

goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
This is going to make more money than anything else they've ever done

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

HORMELCHILI posted:

he suggested you masturbate while playing this

and you wont? im getting real tired of the game shaming in iz

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Every sentence about Blades makes me more disappointed.

Raymond Hog
Nov 28, 2013

This

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

EARLY ACCESS OPEN WORLD SURVIVAL LOOT SHOOTER ALWAYS ONLINE SKYRIM LORE HYPE

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010

In Training posted:

There's loot down there.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

goferchan posted:

This is going to make more money than anything else they've ever done

Two hundred MILLION players

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010
EARLY ACCESS MOBILE ROGUELIKE

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
Hold on lemme just pre-order this free app real quick.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Free to play oh here we go

Sharkopath
May 27, 2009

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

Fungah! posted:

ths probably burns through your battery in like 69 seconds

Just enough time to find 4 or 5 bugs.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

lmfao a free to play game with a fuckin preorder attached

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

For free? Preorder?

:thunk:

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

goferchan posted:

This is going to make more money than anything else they've ever done

its free 😉

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

*increasingly desperate tone* you HAVE to see it on the phone. the phone. please watch it on a phone

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Wow, it wasn't fake. It was real and they ended the conference with it. Lol

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goferchan
Feb 8, 2004

It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
He's gone mad

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