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Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

Plinkey posted:

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
______/

I appreciate this post. I gotta watch that movie again, one of my favorites, it's been too long.

Also, the upside down version of that image is a huge improvement. Keep on being you thread, keep on.

Edit: Ah, lovely snipe, I'm gonna just include this for reference sake:

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Jun 9, 2018 08:06

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:39

The MUMPSorceress: Jan 6, 2012; ^SHTPSTS; Gary’s Answer

Say Nothing posted:

This may be the first post itt that genuinely made me recoil from my screen.

# ? Jun 9, 2018 23:35

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Merton Blask posted:

It�s the neckshadow soul patch that really gets me.

Neckshadow Soulpatch sounds like a raid boss from WOW

# ? Jun 10, 2018 00:01

Gromit: Aug 15, 2000; I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Screaming Idiot posted:

It's a Vindaloovian!

Ok Bhindi Bhaji, settle down.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 02:24

TapTheForwardAssist: Apr 9, 2007; Pretty Little Lyres

Welp, I'm sure the story behind this one is not at all depressing!

Smirking_Serpent posted:

# ? Jun 10, 2018 03:37

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Plinkey posted:

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.
Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
______/

I was leaning more toward a quote from The Wall.

# ? Jun 10, 2018 03:39

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Welp, I'm sure the story behind this one is not at all depressing!

Oh yeah. Dad hosed her up

# ? Jun 10, 2018 04:25

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Welp, I'm sure the story behind this one is not at all depressing!

Yeah it's always hard when the whale family suffers

for real though I feel bad for her situation whatever the specifics may be. the tattoo being really boring and not well executed actually just kinda makes it sadder, maybe she can add to it one day to improve it

# ? Jun 10, 2018 05:20

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Lucid Nonsense posted:

I was leaning more toward a quote from The Wall.

Goodbye cruel world

# ? Jun 10, 2018 15:09

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

Anyone got a loving clue?!?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Jun 11, 2018 08:30

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Just a bunch of lines. P||L||||||T|||

# ? Jun 11, 2018 08:41

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

IFYOU'RETRYINGTOREADTHISFUCKYOU

That's my best guess after spending 5 minutes trying to decipher it :argh:

# ? Jun 11, 2018 08:45

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Rondette posted:

Anyone got a loving clue?!?

Nope but its probably some death metal band. They all have logos like that, so its not really her fault.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 09:02

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

No, it's still her fault for getting an illegible tattoo.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 09:24

Field Mousepad: Mar 21, 2010; BAE

Zaphod42 posted:

Nope but its probably some death metal band. They all have logos like that, so its not really her fault.

Not Party Cannon!

# ? Jun 11, 2018 10:49

super size soft serve: Aug 28, 2011; You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Field Mousepad posted:

Not Party Cannon!

It says RECIPROCATE. You're welcome.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 10:57

EoinCannon: Aug 29, 2008; Grimey Drawer

super size soft serve posted:

It says RECIPROCATE. You're welcome.

Thank you, this was annoying me

# ? Jun 11, 2018 11:05

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

super size soft serve posted:

It says RECIPROCATE. You're welcome.

There is no way I would have guessed that was an "R"

# ? Jun 11, 2018 11:18

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Cross-postin' from the schadenfreude thread:

https://twitter.com/CubsLiker/status/1005639214296457216

Not necessarily tasteless, but it's certainly an "oops".

# ? Jun 11, 2018 12:38

there wolf: Jan 11, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

super size soft serve posted:

It says RECIPROCATE. You're welcome.

Then it's misspelled because that's got to be a doubled letter in the first syllable. RECCIPROCATE.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:35

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

there wolf posted:

Then it's misspelled because that's got to be a doubled letter in the first syllable. RECCIPROCATE.

No, but the Cs do look a little too much like the Es.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:38

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Are the c and e different at all? They look literally identical

# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:54

Bored: Jul 26, 2007; Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

super size soft serve posted:

It says RECIPROCATE. You're welcome.

That makes more sense. I kept reading it as REPROBATE. Then I'd realize i was missing some letters and confuse myself all over again.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 16:59

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

nerve posted:

Are the c and e different at all? They look literally identical

They're not. The e has the middle line continue through the vertical bar, while the c has it stop at the bar, but has an unconnected serif behind the bar. Which is stupid and bad, but they're not identical.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:15

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Wouldn't have just been easier to say "hey, you need go down on me as well" at the appropriate moment?

# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:17

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

whypick1 posted:

Wouldn't have just been easier to say "hey, you need go down on me as well" at the appropriate moment?

Well if this is the case then the forehead is the perfect place for it!

# ? Jun 11, 2018 17:54

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

nerve posted:

Well if this is the case then the forehead is the perfect place for it!

It is way better than any conceivable explanation I was able to come up with. Except it�s illegible, and if that�s not a mood killer I don�t know what is.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 19:21

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

That's a horrible font. Whoever made that gets an F in typography.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 19:35

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:

It is way better than any conceivable explanation I was able to come up with. Except it�s illegible, and if that�s not a mood killer I don�t know what is.

�Squint for me, baby! That�s right, sound it out!�

# ? Jun 11, 2018 20:06

Cavenagh: Oct 9, 2007; Grrrrrrrrr.

Rondette posted:

Anyone got a loving clue?!?

Hufflepuff.

# ? Jun 11, 2018 20:13

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Anyone who gets a tattoo on the neck or above deserves all the derision they receive

# ? Jun 11, 2018 23:54

HappyKitty: Jul 11, 2005

Gaunab posted:

That's a horrible font. Whoever made that gets an F in typography.

They'll still pass though, because the F looks like a B

# ? Jun 12, 2018 18:55

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

The third and fourth squiggle look identical.

# ? Jun 12, 2018 21:33

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

Endless Mike posted:

They're not. The e has the middle line continue through the vertical bar, while the c has it stop at the bar, but has an unconnected serif behind the bar. Which is stupid and bad, but they're not identical.

Even after reading this I can't see a difference

# ? Jun 12, 2018 21:38

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

nerve posted:

Even after reading this I can't see a difference

This is the best I can do.

The difference is minor, but the left is the e, and that orange line isn't in the tattoo, but you can see how the line would be continued through. The right is the c, and doesn't do that. Admittedly, the other c doesn't curl as much, but it still stops at the bar with the serif not being a continuation of that line. Like I said, it's bad, but they're not identical.

# ? Jun 12, 2018 21:51