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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Canada sent Nickelback, Justin Bieber, and the Zodiac.

When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending the best.

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Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

Platystemon posted:

Canada sent Nickelback, Justin Bieber, and the Zodiac.

When Canada sends its people, they’re not sending the best.

you forget their worst export of late, jordan peterson

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Percelus posted:

you forget their worst export of late, jordan peterson

Post horrible Canadians ITT.

I know I am forgetting many.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Platystemon posted:

Post horrible Canadians ITT.

I know I am forgetting many.

Sidney Crosby

Hi Tayne

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Platystemon posted:

Post horrible Canadians ITT.

I know I am forgetting many.

good Canadians:

Ryan Gosling
Ryan Reynolds
Kiefer Sutherland
Donald Sutherland
Keanu motherfuckin' Reeves
Michael J Fox
Will Arnett (although the Jessica Walter thing puts him on thin, thin ice)
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson not actually Canadian
Carrie-Anne Moss
Neil Young
Tommy Chong
Phil motherfuckin' Hartman



bad Canadians:

Bieber
Jim Carrey
Mike Myers
Michael Cera
Dan Aykroyd
NIckelback
Deadmou5
Tom Green


There are a ton of mediocre ones. Mike Myers is a particularly egregious export, but overall that's a pretty solid lineup of good Canadians.

Filthy Hans has issued a correction as of 23:55 on Jun 11, 2018

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
uh

Modest Mao
Feb 11, 2011

by Cyrano4747
not only are your opinions bad but dwayne johnson is californian

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Modest Mao posted:

not only are your opinions bad but dwayne johnson is californian

I blame Google for their faulty Canadian celebrity search results

and I stand by my list

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

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Toilet Rascal
Jim Carrey's new career arc as a political cartoonist is good, and almost makes me want to overlook his anti-vaxx tendencies.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Platystemon posted:

Post horrible Canadians ITT.

I know I am forgetting many.

Hamprince

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009


Al Nards

Strangelet Wave
Nov 6, 2004

Surely you're joking!

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFF

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

seiferguy posted:

Jim Carrey's new career arc as a political cartoonist is good, and almost makes me want to overlook his anti-vaxx tendencies.

it really isn't his art is some of the most unfunny "lol trump" cold takes it's basically wine mom facebook trump jokes oil painted onto canvas

it's better than dry bones i guess but that's about it

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

I'm going to have to take a break from the Internet soon. My eye is doing that rage twitch thing.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

my hot take is that even though i would never with ben garrison on anything he is objectively better at political cartoons than jim carrey

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

Percelus posted:

my hot take is that even though i would never with ben garrison on anything he is objectively better at political cartoons than jim carrey

garrison's work is at least visually interesting in the same way timecube is

calling someone a good political cartoonist is like saying a turd smells relatively good though

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


https://twitter.com/NaveedAJamali/s...90%7Ctwterm%5E3

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

yeah why would anyone want a candidate to have "goals" or "beliefs"?

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Percelus posted:

i would never with ben garrison

agree? have a beer? go out for a romantic dinner? paint yourself orange and plow his rear end even though he keeps asking?

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

bloom posted:

agree? have a beer? go out for a romantic dinner? paint yourself orange and plow his rear end even though he keeps asking?

agree

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Holy poo poo

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



:prepop:

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

jesus loving christ

chapo trap house had a joke thing about "often people ask what neoliberalism actually is and this is neoliberalism" about some hosed up thinkpiece about public transport trains being replaced by uber hoverboards but this is probably worse than that.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
*grabs torch and pitchfork*

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007


gently caress

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 17 days!)

Martout posted:

jesus loving christ

chapo trap house had a joke thing about "often people ask what neoliberalism actually is and this is neoliberalism" about some hosed up thinkpiece about public transport trains being replaced by uber hoverboards but this is probably worse than that.

Oscar Wilde proved charity was bullshit a couple centuries ago

Martout
Aug 8, 2007

None so deprived

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Oscar Wilde proved charity was bullshit a couple centuries ago

thinkpieces about investment bankers "contributing more than teachers" probably weren't tho afaik but Wilde was ahead of his time so maybe he nailed that too?

Agnosticnixie
Jan 6, 2015
Today's North Korea takes are going to single handedly raise the water level by a foot and it's only 8am in DC.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


Someone in D&D once said that Citibank was good because they gave millions to charity.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

A take so hot it moved the climate change time-line up by a decade.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Agnosticnixie posted:

Today's North Korea takes are going to single handedly raise the water level by a foot and it's only 8am in DC.

https://twitter.com/DavidJollyFL/status/1006413955080818689

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1006535798689353728?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008


General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

good one Marco

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014


Liddle Marco getting KJU and tromp backwards in this tweet :sad:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Juche Trump looking more and more likely

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Chillgamesh posted:

Liddle Marco getting KJU and tromp backwards in this tweet :sad:
:thunk:

NightGyr
Mar 7, 2005
I � Unicode

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Reagan posted:

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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

GreatGreen posted:

yes it's definitely this and not the guy just acknowledging that it's some corporation shouting WE'RE TOTALLY DOWN WITH LGBTQ EVERYBODY WE'RE SO PROGRESSIVE to convince a reactionary demographic to part ways with their money.

Let's also show footage of newly-operated trans-women scissoring on Sesame Street. We have to or else we're fascist normies, right?

This was over a scene from a trailer in The Last of Us 2 where 2 women share a kiss lol

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