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Doom Goon
Sep 18, 2008


Dead E3 year confirmed.

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Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
Wow can't wait for eight more 10 minute intermissions.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Dred Cosmonaut posted:

dude there were hundreds of people in that room its gonna take like 20 minutes to move them all

that's probably why these goobers are on screen

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Internet Kraken posted:

This is gonna be another year of Nintendo winning by doing absolutely nothing.

*posts the Luigi wins by doing nothing video*

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Dias posted:

The Kojima Room is just all black walls with that naked Japanese man from the Everboy Knows That You're Insane clip jamming to Don't Stop Believing

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MlNWYyVdh0

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Shneak posted:

Do all lesbians get turned on by beheadings?

Only if the lesbian who gets presented a head by the other lesbian makes a horrible* pun about the gift.

Givin
Jan 24, 2008
Givin of the Internet Hates You
If that didn't make you want to play The Last of Us 2, an already probably great video game by Naughty Dog, then you just don't like video games.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
They say this bowl of peeled grapes....are EYES KRATOS PLUCKED OUT!!!!

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

this is a very creative way to hide the fact that you only have four games to show off

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

IXCE posted:

This is going to be like the twist in Saw. All this is pre recorded footage and the crowd is already dead.

same but us too

Orange Crush Rush
May 7, 2009

You don't need thumbs for revenge

Internet Kraken posted:

This is gonna be another year of Nintendo winning by doing absolutely nothing.

That one Mario Party gif is never going to go out of style is it

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
What is this awful dead air and why does it exist

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

PSX was really poo poo, so their idea was to DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Saint Freak posted:

They say this bowl of peeled grapes....are EYES KRATOS PLUCKED OUT!!!!

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
this is the most retarded idea ever

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
The next room is just going to be the ghost of Vincent Price telling the audience that most of them will die during the next trailer.

SatansBestBuddy
Sep 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
kay I'm gonna go get my pizza, better not be more lesbians while I'm gone

slev
Apr 6, 2009

what the gently caress is this who cares

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Bring back banjo man.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
why are they talking now, whats all this talking poo poo

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Dias posted:

The Kojima Room is just all black walls with that naked Japanese man from the Everboy Knows That You're Insane clip jamming to Don't Stop Believing

what if the kojima room is a womb

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Internet Kraken posted:

This is gonna be another year of Nintendo winning by doing absolutely nothing.

[mario-party-gif]

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
God loving drat shut up

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fly with me posted:

So.... If the entire show is going to be this way, only Nintendo can save us from [looks at notes] Microsoft winning the best E3 presser?

devolver

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Next is a cutesy funhouse.

Then a person being flayed alive on stage.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Givin posted:

If that didn't make you want to play The Last of Us 2, an already probably great video game by Naughty Dog, then you just don't like video games.

A lot of us just don't believe for a second that was actual gameplay.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
this is ACTUALLY the Devolver conference

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Like you could be showing trailer after trailer at the moment while they move to the next room

This is dumb, noone needs to hear this. It's the interview equivalent of "DID YOU SPORTS REAL GOOD TONIGHT?" "SURE DID. WE SPORTS THE BEST. THE OTHER TEAM SPORTSED PRETTY HARD AS WELL, BUT WE PUT IN 120%"

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009

This a really dumb idea and I'm glad theyre doing it

Sultan Tarquin
Jul 29, 2007

and what kind of world would it be? HUH?!
Does the audience have to pair off to slow dance and make out as part of the experience??

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009






Moving the crowd from room to room to provide ambience for their trailers is extremely fuckin dumb.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
way to kill the momentum

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Hopefully they're butchering the gaming press as we speak.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

Policenaut posted:

PSX was really poo poo, so their idea was to DOUBLE DOWN ON THAT?

u wanna go m8

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Lessail posted:

what if the kojima room is a womb
Oh my god

The entire crowd gives thumbs ups

marasamune
Jan 20, 2006

"Oh! Doctor STILES!"
This man's shirt is one giant square of plaid.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Next room is a scale replica of Midgar

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
Nina Struthers is gonna snap Knack's neck

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Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Lessail posted:

what if the kojima room is a womb

make

it

happen

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