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LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
They need a revolving theater like the tour from the original Jurassic Park.

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Caidin
Oct 29, 2011
Another Zombie game that didn't have it's drat Zombies out there.

C411
Jun 22, 2004
STUPID
DICK
This is a fantastic waste of time

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Well, on the plus side, there's no way anyone ever tries this E3 format again. I guess you gotta give it to Sony for trying something insanely loving stupid, but, it's a new take.

Raxivace
Sep 9, 2014

I'm genuinely more interested in seeing where the crowd is moved to than anything in Last of Us 2.

Jedrick
Mar 21, 2010

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
23 minutes, 1 game

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Lessail posted:

what if the kojima room is a womb

can you imagine the exit

Det_no
Oct 24, 2003
As I was saying in another thread, Sony loves the smell of its own farts.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Givin posted:

If that didn't make you want to play The Last of Us 2, an already probably great video game by Naughty Dog, then you just don't like video games.

I mean I think pretty much everyone watching this already wanted to play Last of us Part 2, I was really just annoyed by the plot/gameplay/ kisstabbing spoilers

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
last of us part 2 is gonna rule

busysignal
Nov 28, 2013

Macaluso posted:

They've really gone downhill :(

To be fair, those guys that made Crash left years ago.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Apocalypse posted:

I don't know what you all are complaining about. This seriously looks amazing.
Its like complaining about Uncharted sequels, Naughty Dog makes good beautiful games that I will play even if the gameplay doesn't change at all in a meaningful way

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Your Computer posted:

oh, it was a game?

I'm pretty sure it was a very poorly directed movie.

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

Was that their entire presentation

Is that why they're trying to murder my interest out of the loving gate

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Yeah what was the thought process, Shawn?

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

Givin posted:

If that didn't make you want to play The Last of Us 2, an already probably great video game by Naughty Dog, then you just don't like video games.

poo poo, it was a good run :smith:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde
The Twitch stream actually has the Sony guy on talking, so I assume YT or other streams have random talking heads

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

SatansBestBuddy posted:

so this is what happens when a game company has way too much money

wasn't there some conference where MS or Sony made journalists where jackets that lit up so they could use their bodies to make the logo for kinekt or move or whatever into a huge ad?

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Seriously this might end up being the worst E3 conference ever just by virtue of this truly god awful format.

Its been almost 30 minutes and they've shown one game.

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

walt disney solved this problem sixty loving years ago you put people in seats and make the rooms rotate dummies

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Lessail posted:

what if the kojima room is a womb

welp, i'm sold

Policenaut
Jul 11, 2008

On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Okay so you know games? They could have put TRAILERS between your weird fart smelling auteur gimmick to fill the time.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


what the gently caress sony, show more games, this is the worst design for a conference ever.

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011

DC Murderverse posted:

this is a very creative way to hide the fact that you only have four games to show off

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Haha "hey guys we have nothing new!"

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
4 games

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

lelandjs posted:

Well guess Nintendo wins E3 again



With the exception of Microsoft, this is still relevant

Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
"Don't expect big flashy new ideas"

loving kill me

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
naughty dog is so far up their asses its amazing

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

marasamune posted:

This man's shirt is one giant square of plaid.

That's what happens if you scale your texture instead of setting it to be a pattern.

Fly with me
Aug 19, 2006

Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

They're in LA. Why not use the rotating ride at Disneyland to do this?
I mean, Disney isn't using it for anything.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Caidin posted:

Another Zombie game that didn't have it's drat Zombies out there.

If they had literally zero zombie combat, even without changing the setting, I'd be way more excited about this.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

How... how did you let this happen sony

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

DMCrimson posted:



With the exception of Microsoft, this is still relevant

:perfect:

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
bruh square had their whole conference in the time it took for one game on sony

Perfect Potato
Mar 4, 2009
Of course the first one I decide to watch live is this loving shite, of course it is

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
"we do have a lot more coming", says guy representing group thats show is 25% intermission so far

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
They're striking the journalists with a bullwhip and yelling MUSH in an attempt to get them to the next theater faster

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Bubba Smith posted:

Well, on the plus side, there's no way anyone ever tries this E3 format again. I guess you gotta give it to Sony for trying something insanely loving stupid, but, it's a new take.

Eh... this is nice to go online and have a chance to read the initial reactions to TLOU2 right after us airs

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

it's clear that sony was threatened by the nintendo direct but felt they had to do something both different and stupid

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