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Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

About time China was put on the map.

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augias
Apr 7, 2009

tote up a bags posted:

I hooked up with a Chinese dude here in Berlin the other day who is majoring in Business and as far as I can tell he uses his expertise to do three (3) things:

1. Defend every Chinese company on the planet, especially Tencent
2. poo poo all over every Korean and especially Japanese company ("Nintendo & Sony have done nothing for gaming, Tencent did it all")
3. Prepare to found his own company to, quote, "Put China on the map when it comes to drone technology and drinking water solutions". I asked if his company was going to do both or if it was going to be two different companies but he never really clarified. Maybe flying water fountains.

edit: I forgot to mention, his thesis is about how to make WeWork style office rental places more palatable to Chinese mainlanders. So yeah, the theory works.

But how was the hookup? Did u get diarreah in the middle of making out like haier.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

tote up a bags posted:

I hooked up with a Chinese dude here in Berlin the other day who is majoring in Business and as far as I can tell he uses his expertise to do three (3) things:

1. Defend every Chinese company on the planet, especially Tencent
2. poo poo all over every Korean and especially Japanese company ("Nintendo & Sony have done nothing for gaming, Tencent did it all")
3. Prepare to found his own company to, quote, "Put China on the map when it comes to drone technology and drinking water solutions". I asked if his company was going to do both or if it was going to be two different companies but he never really clarified. Maybe flying water fountains.

edit: I forgot to mention, his thesis is about how to make WeWork style office rental places more palatable to Chinese mainlanders. So yeah, the theory works.

u need better taste in men

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

tote up a bags posted:

I hooked up with a Chinese dude here in Berlin the other day who is majoring in Business and as far as I can tell he uses his expertise to do three (3) things:

1. Defend every Chinese company on the planet, especially Tencent
2. poo poo all over every Korean and especially Japanese company ("Nintendo & Sony have done nothing for gaming, Tencent did it all")
3. Prepare to found his own company to, quote, "Put China on the map when it comes to drone technology and drinking water solutions". I asked if his company was going to do both or if it was going to be two different companies but he never really clarified. Maybe flying water fountains.

edit: I forgot to mention, his thesis is about how to make WeWork style office rental places more palatable to Chinese mainlanders. So yeah, the theory works.

lol, why? no why

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

u need better taste in men

I was gonna snark here but instead let’s all strive to achieve greater harmony amongst men

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Lol: lol

Confucius, probably, at some point posted:

lol

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

tote up a bags posted:

2. poo poo all over every Korean and especially Japanese company ("Nintendo & Sony have done nothing for gaming, Tencent did it all")

But what about Sega, why won't they get any love hate?

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

Sega make games where you date underage anime men and women, so they are ok

The hookup was good! He was hot!!

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

u need better taste in men

Lol at this dude suggesting he wouldn’t gently caress a hot person with terrible opinions

Stoat I think you should go on and ever deepening spiral of ficking stupider and hotter men

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

I live in Berlin now, so, sure

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Baronjutter posted:

I was at a big amazing provincial park that has a big ugly parking lot by the highway. Anything worth seeing, anything that makes the park "famous" is stuff you need to walk away from the parking lot to see and even to do a quick highlights tour should take a few hours minimum. But big tour buses full of chinese tourists will come along, park for maybe an hour, then carry on to the next famous attraction. There's a couple lovely photo-ops within 20 meters or so of the parking lot and of course the big main sign the prove you were there. Everyone just rushes to get photos in front of the sign, destroy the washroom, illegally pick flowers or just grab bits of nature that aren't nailed down, then shuffle off back to the tour bus.

I'd get so happy when I'd see any of them that decided to spend that hour walking maybe just 20 min away from the parking lot and taking in some waterfalls and nature. The ones that are clearly soaking it all in rather than trying to score tourism points. A lot of it is the fault of the tours too, they don't stop anywhere long enough and no one wants to go get lost and miss the bus so they all just stay in the park parking lots. But the tours are just offering what the market demands, a quick whistle-stop tour designed for getting as many photo-ops as cheaply and quickly as possible.
Don't forget that many people, thanks to TCM, believe that sweating is actually an unhealthy thing. I guess if you're so dehydrated from that 100ml of water per day that sweating looks like a bad bad thing, they may be onto something.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
but drinking hot water makes you more likely to sweat :thunk:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
it amazes me how basically everyone Western considers it hip and cool to rag on the idea that american exceptionalism is a concept that even really exists, yet nobody has a single word for this idea that literally everything needs to be tailored to china's exact sensibilities or it is trash and has no chance of working.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
exceptionalism with chinese characteristics

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Coolguye posted:

it amazes me how basically everyone Western considers it hip and cool to rag on the idea that american exceptionalism is a concept that even really exists, yet nobody has a single word for this idea that literally everything needs to be tailored to china's exact sensibilities or it is trash and has no chance of working.

I've heard pundits call it "Middle Kingdom Syndrome" but I doubt that'll stick

of course comparing it to American Exceptionalism is imperfect because American Exceptionalism is simply about the idea that America is inherently unique, either in its good qualities or its bad qualities. All those D&D posts about how US racism is the worst in the world for example are also examples of American Exceptionalism

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer
Perhaps some play on words using "panda" and "pander" relating to China being exclusive and special?

"The ancestral home of the panders", but there's no way to say that without being misconstrued as a jab at the speech patterns of Chinese speaking people.

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

https://gfycat.com/DrearyMadeupBirdofparadise

Moonshine Rhyme
Mar 26, 2010

Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate

Hot drat

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
the way people go limp after any sort of impact in SEA will never stop fascinating me

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Maybe he has bonitis

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

Coolguye posted:

the way people go limp after any sort of impact in SEA will never stop fascinating me

In all fairness, going limp is solid maneuvre.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Ceciltron posted:

In all fairness, going limp is solid maneuvre.

:haw:

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGECg0K3gMI
Chinese art sweatshop dude gets to see the paintings he's been copying all his life.

NSWF if someone at your work might make fun of you for tearing up a little....

Baronjutter fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jun 13, 2018

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Der Shovel posted:

(* = I've noticed that practically all Chinese students do their thesis on some topic directly related to China. Web stores in China, Chinese law, changing some Western thing so it appeals more to the Chinese etc.)
I wish they'd abolish the loving hukou system because the number of goddamn loving economics papers "using the data provided by the hukou system" which like lol if you trust that data at all, even by the standards of data presented by the Chinese government, but also just loving stop talking about it

sorry that's a specific pet peeve of mine after the first dozen presentations I sat through about it

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.

Mistle posted:

Perhaps some play on words using "panda" and "pander" relating to China being exclusive and special?

"The ancestral home of the panders", but there's no way to say that without being misconstrued as a jab at the speech patterns of Chinese speaking people.

Pander Express?

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
The Hukou system is literal serfdom

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






hakimashou posted:

Gluten-free is only a thing because of the massive corn industry.

Its a godsend for people with that disease though I bet.

I loving love the hangers on and big corn. I became hospitalisation level allergic to wheat aged 28 out of nowhere. If these guys create a market so I can have nice stuff again, go them.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Coolguye posted:

it amazes me how basically everyone Western considers it hip and cool to rag on the idea that american exceptionalism is a concept that even really exists, yet nobody has a single word for this idea that literally everything needs to be tailored to china's exact sensibilities or it is trash and has no chance of working.

but did you know usa is bad

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Switzerland posted:

Pander Express?

lol

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
I just call it Chinese Jingoism...

Baronjutter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGECg0K3gMI
Chinese art sweatshop dude gets to see the paintings he's been copying all his life.

NSWF if someone at your work might make fun of you for tearing up a little....

My aunt in law is a local artist in Hong Kong and she actually has been involved in investing and curating new artists in China. She makes boat loads of money from holding on to Yue minjun works for over 10 years. She also briefly appeared in a bite of china!

So yeah, Dafun village is interesting and the market is now focused on fake Chinese art work because of the growing domestic market. Quite a few artists did break out of being a sweatshop painter but most of the work is still a little derivative.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants

Coolguye posted:

it amazes me how basically everyone Western considers it hip and cool to rag on the idea that american exceptionalism is a concept that even really exists, yet nobody has a single word for this idea that literally everything needs to be tailored to china's exact sensibilities or it is trash and has no chance of working.

I think the number one factor is that most people are incredibly ignorant when it comes to China. When I started studying Chinese, the only thing I would hear from people other than, "Chinese people are weird, China is weird, why are you studying chinese?!" Was, "oh, China is gonna rule the world some day! How smart of you to learn chinese!"

I have a feeling if China is ever able to export their culture (I mean like their real day to day culture not monkey king and tea culture stuff) people would become a lot more critical of how chinacentric Chinese thought is.

Shut, say what will about americans and our arrogance, but at least when a foreigner tells us they're going home, we don't become confused and go, "what? But you're a foreigner, America isn't your home!"

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Baronjutter posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGECg0K3gMI
Chinese art sweatshop dude gets to see the paintings he's been copying all his life.

NSWF if someone at your work might make fun of you for tearing up a little....

This is a pretty good metaphor for the Chinese business model especially when the guy has a breakdown realizing he never created anything original for himself.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

nickmeister posted:

I have a feeling if China is ever able to export their culture (I mean like their real day to day culture not monkey king and tea culture stuff) people would become a lot more critical of how chinacentric Chinese thought is.

I'm the guy financing all the Monkey King movies, thinking "THIS time the Americans will enjoy it!"

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

McGavin posted:

I'm the guy financing all the Monkey King movies, thinking "THIS time the Americans will enjoy it!"

They already succeeded in 1983 and they’ll never top it.

P-Mack
Nov 10, 2007

McGavin posted:

I'm the guy financing all the Monkey King movies, thinking "THIS time the Americans will enjoy it!"

Has anyone actually watched the Netflix show? I remember people getting mad about whitewashing when it was announced but haven't heard anything since.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The only "good" version is the Japanese version with Sakai

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Please use its original name, Dragon Ball

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
I like oolong cos he's a pig and he gets drunk and chases women around with his celestial garden hoe

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Is China trying to export monkey king stuff the equivalent of Disney constantly trying to get china to care about star wars?

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oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nickmeister posted:

I have a feeling if China is ever able to export their culture (I mean like their real day to day culture not monkey king and tea culture stuff) people would become a lot more critical of how chinacentric Chinese thought is.

Those tour buses are quarantine units. When you see one you GTFO.

It's a bit hilarious that for a long time "Chinese" culture was just whatever came out of Hong Kong. Without Hong Kong, China wouldn't even have the current small amount of mis-attributed cultural impact. Even now Chinese media is unwatchable dumpster fires to almost everybody outside. Uganda cinema has a bigger positive impact. Outside the obvious lack of any positives and just being poo poo movies I think a lot of people reject Chinese movies because it's literal propaganda.

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