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Daikatana Ritsu posted:guy at 4 monitor standing desk with each screen dedicated to r/deathlulz, ogrish, liveleak, and cartelbrazil.net eating almond milk cauliflower tendies
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:guy at 4 monitor standing desk with each screen dedicated to r/deathlulz, ogrish, liveleak, and cartelbrazil.net eating almond milk cauliflower tendies lol
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Jun 13, 2018 03:50
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FactsAreUseless posted:Completely glassy-eyed 80-hour-workweek computer science major accidentally getting radicalized by ISIS after the 15th propaganda video. THIS GAME IS DEDICATED TO THE BRAVE MUJAHIDEEN FIGHTERS OF AFGHANISTAN
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Jun 13, 2018 03:50
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Lul, 1 pound of pressure on the human skin... herp derp. Yeah. Anyways. leans toward my spaghetti bowl
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Jun 13, 2018 03:51
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:guy at 4 monitor standing desk with each screen dedicated to r/deathlulz, ogrish, liveleak, and cartelbrazil.net eating almond milk cauliflower tendies Wormskull posted:Lul, 1 pound of pressure on the human skin... herp derp. Yeah. Anyways. leans toward my spaghetti bowl Lol
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Jun 13, 2018 03:51
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The scene from True Detective where Woody Harrelson's character watches the cult video, but he does the  smile at the end.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:52
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I go around the Naughty Dog office telling everyone to reboot their PCs since IT updated the group policy to push the Rotten.com shortcut to everyone’s desktop
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Jun 13, 2018 03:52
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Christ.. the horror- What are we doing to ourselves!! *hides tented ManBawls.com custom corduroy bike shorts*
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Jun 13, 2018 03:53
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Gore physics coder #6: You see, a human eye will rupture with remarkably little pressure. In fact, they'd probably burst well before the skull finished-- Art director: 
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Jun 13, 2018 03:54
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Daikatana Ritsu posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3850043&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post481545516
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Jun 13, 2018 03:56
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(orphaned children covered in dust and blood) 
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Jun 13, 2018 03:57
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Naughty Dog Man: We want to really show the horrors of violence, because it will make people think, maybe the violence is bad. And thus we improve the world. Resident Evil Man: We made the zombies very gross because we could. Look at it!
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Jun 13, 2018 03:59
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Coder 1: Dude, Ellen Page isn't even a real lesbian. Check it out. Coder 2: Oh yeah dude? Coder 1: Yeah, I heard she hasn't even killed anyone. Never even like maimed a dude. Nothing. Coder 2: poo poo. Coder 1: Yeah, her wedding? Check this out. Her [censored] wedding? She marries some freaking DANCER, dude. Like full-on super gay wedding, right? Coder 2: Yeah, yeah. Gay wedding. Coder 1: Zero body count. Zero. You call that a lesbian? Coder 2: No. No I do not. Coder 1: Shyuh.
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Jun 13, 2018 03:59
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FOLEY artist at Naughty Dog: We've come a long way since primitive media like Hitchcock's Psycho. No canteloupes here. We sampled real sounds from actually dying men.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:00
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We're excited to bring up our consultant on the viscera this evening. Donna Murwood, everybody. Droning Texarkana voiced 250 pound blonde girl, C# coder, ex national guard, owns 8 dogs with 3 legs, glasses, dead eyes walks on stage.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:00
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Wormskull posted:We're excited to bring up our consultant on the viscera this evening. Donna Murwood, everybody. Droning Texarkana voiced 250 pound blonde girl, C# coder, ex national guard, owns 8 dogs with 3 legs, glasses, dead eyes walks on stage.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:01
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Hear that violin? Gustavo Santaolalla insisted on making the strings out of cat guts by hand. We want the player to understand that you can't have beauty without violence, even in the soundtrack.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:01
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In this scene, more than forty different children are run through a wood chipper. This illustrates the futility of human existence. We were allowed to record audio in an ICE detention facility. Huge get for the team.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:02
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*Naughty dog dev expertly tying up his bag of cats, getitng the camera ready to record the splash just right in the sake of art and realism*
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Jun 13, 2018 04:03
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longboarding into work at the crack of dawn to get the nail pounding through the dick setpiece ready for paris games week
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Jun 13, 2018 04:03
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Sharkopath posted:*Naughty dog dev expertly tying up his bag of cats, getitng the camera ready to record the splash just right in the sake of art and realism* lol
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Jun 13, 2018 04:03
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*dwarf from Gummo mugging the camera on E3 b-tape*
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Listen, we know some gamers aren't going to be totally "chill" with the presence of women on our team. But we're a diverse group of people. We believe in the equality of women in the workplace. That's why we wanted to tell a woman's story with [Last of Us 2]. So we know we're going to get some pushback for this video. But the truth is, it's not an authentic bunny crush video without women stomping on them. We spent more than $3,000 equipping the women of Naughty Dog with some truly brutal heels.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:04
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Guest Director Ruggero Deodato instructing the programmers how to code a twitching dying corpse that has been recently impaled
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Jun 13, 2018 04:07
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Tears welling up as I hold the gun to the back of Lenny’s head. “Tell me about the stealth elements, George” he says as I hit record on my GoPro
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Jun 13, 2018 04:07
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Sharkopath posted:*Naughty dog dev expertly tying up his bag of cats, getitng the camera ready to record the splash just right in the sake of art and realism* jesus lmao
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Jun 13, 2018 04:08
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FactsAreUseless posted:Listen, we know some gamers aren't going to be totally "chill" with the presence of women on our team. But we're a diverse group of people. We believe in the equality of women in the workplace. That's why we wanted to tell a woman's story with [Last of Us 2]. So we know we're going to get some pushback for this video. But the truth is, it's not an authentic bunny crush video without women stomping on them. We spent more than $3,000 equipping the women of Naughty Dog with some truly brutal heels. jesus
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Jun 13, 2018 04:08
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Lol [Said while holding my head over a half full puke bowl watching Don Vito take a boston market poo poo in Steve-O's mouth]
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Jun 13, 2018 04:09
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lol it would truly be so much better if they were dedicating a million man hours of crunch time to the realism of a jackass 3D game
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Jun 13, 2018 04:11
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Dongicus posted:jesus
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Jun 13, 2018 04:11
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Welcome, everyone, to Naughty Dog. Look to your left. Look to your right. By the end of the year, one of you will be ritualistically murdered by our Foley artists.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:12
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A survival horror game set in the naughty dog offices after the doors are locked and the rule of law and order is lost immediately.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:12
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We're moving the romance subquest chain to the backburner for now, *intern scrapes a cross-sectioned woman's head off the stovetop with a spatula*
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Jun 13, 2018 04:13
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HolePisser1982 posted:lol it would truly be so much better if they were dedicating a million man hours of crunch time to the realism of a jackass 3D game Stealth index goes to 0% as Chris Pontius equips Party Boy camo
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Jun 13, 2018 04:13
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HolePisser1982 posted:lol it would truly be so much better if they were dedicating a million man hours of crunch time to the realism of a jackass 3D game 
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Jun 13, 2018 04:14
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Sharkopath posted:A survival horror game set in the naughty dog offices after the doors are locked and the rule of law and order is lost immediately. bearded devs in flannel shirts try to craft survival tools by pushing bottles and cloth together really hard
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Jun 13, 2018 04:15
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Welcome to orientation and congratulations on being the newest members of the Naughty Dog team! Grab your scalpels and please have a seat at the operating table you've been assigned to.
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extremebuff posted:Welcome to orientation and congratulations on being the newest members of the Naughty Dog team! Grab your scalpels and please have a seat at the operating table you've been assigned to. lmfao
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Jun 13, 2018 04:16
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Wormskull posted:We're moving the romance subquest chain to the backburner for now, *intern scrapes a cross-sectioned woman's head off the stovetop with a spatula* Pablo Nergigante posted:Tears welling up as I hold the gun to the back of Lenny’s head. “Tell me about the stealth elements, George” he says as I hit record on my GoPro lmfao
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People. People! Gather round. Everyone. That means you, Gary. You've all been working hard, and you deserve a break. In the last week alone, this team has watched a combined 327 hours of illegal snuff films lent to us by a Jak and Daxter fan at the CIA. [light applause] You deserve a break. So everyone gather in the break room. We've got snacks, and a movie. Yes, a real movie. Something lighthearted. We all need to blow off some steam. Everyone here? Awesome. Diane, get the lights? Great. 3... 2... 1... here! We! Go! 
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