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Scrolling down to More Like This: Hyper Light Drifter. More you know.
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It's weird how often The Witcher shows up in the recomendations for these anime tity games huh?
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Jun 14, 2018 00:34
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Can't imagine why the white haired broody shagger man would be compared to an anime titty game.
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Jun 14, 2018 01:06
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Yeah, it should be the other way around, Bayonetta was inspired by DMC!
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Jun 14, 2018 01:13
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Jun 14, 2018 01:43
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Terrible Awful Games thread: Touch her butt and you'll incur 1 damage
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Jun 14, 2018 02:18
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Terrible Awful Games thread: Touching butts to save time
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Jun 14, 2018 03:11
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'Developer Comment This is Suxa (suxamethonium), creator of Hakoniwa Explorer Plus. Originally, this was never intended to be made into a game'
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Jun 14, 2018 07:17
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That monster is literally unbirthing him to damage him Huh
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Jun 14, 2018 07:53
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Shouldn't those kinds of 'attacks' restore health?
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Jun 14, 2018 13:45
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Lunethex posted:Shouldn't those kinds of 'attacks' restore health? No, coming out of a vagina is how you create life, ergo shoving someone back into a vagina kills them.
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Jun 14, 2018 18:26
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OwlFancier posted:No, coming out of a vagina is how you create life, ergo shoving someone back into a vagina kills them. Man, you got a way different version of "the talk" than my folks gave me.
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Jun 14, 2018 18:36
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OwlFancier posted:No, coming out of a vagina is how you create life, ergo shoving someone back into a vagina kills them. hosed up if true.
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Jun 14, 2018 20:05
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Obviously you can put some part of you in and be fine! Unless you change that to back in. Then we have a visual novel for you.
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Jun 14, 2018 20:51
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Obviously you can put some part of you in and be fine! I have it on good authority from the internet that actually putting your penis in a vagina steals your sex energy and makes you less powerful so you should avoid doing that as well.
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Jun 14, 2018 21:08
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This is the weirdest adaption of Videodrome I've ever seen.
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Jun 14, 2018 21:21
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Largepotato posted:This is currently on the front page new and trending releases list. OK so a friend of mine gifted this to me and...it's actually pretty fun? And kinda funny? Like yes half the bosses are giant monster women that attack you with their rear end but...I dunno, I'm having fun. There's actually an entire partially rear end-based morality system if you can believe that. The store page says you can touch the one girl's butt but the truth is you can actually touch almost any NPC butt. Even cats and dogs. Even the developer of the game. And all these NPCs have unique dialog about it. Sometimes you do this on accident, because they'll turn around while you're trying to talk to them. The more butts you touch the more of a bad reputation you get. Stores might stop selling you items and stuff. NPC dialog will change, people will start telling you to go die in the desert and stuff. Some NPCs might even straight up start a fight with you in town about it. Oh yeah, you can also accidentally or purposefully attack any NPC. There's achievements for killing the developer and musician who did the BGM. There's an evil version of the school swimsuit girl who catches you in an eternal text loop where she forces you to touch her butt and charges you 1000 money every time. When you run out of money she makes you take a butt touching loan and continues this until you are 10k in butt touchin debt, at which point she fights you. The game itself is a solid isometric dungeon crawl. Controls were slightly strange but I got used to them pretty quick. The Save menu was weird for me but this may have been a controller config issue, I'm not sure. You talk to people in town to learn about new locations, walk around the world map to find them, then clear them out to advance. You can, for some reason, still attack on the world map, and thus if you want to you can cut down forests and mountains and stuff. All your equipment in the game has a durability meter, so you've got to kind of constantly cycle through items or find repair items to keep using ones you like. There's upgrade tools that will add different effects to them as well. It's pretty well executed, although you'll find yourself wishing you had a bigger inventory a lot. You can increase inventory size by beating bosses. This leads to a pretty frantic kind of gameplay most the time, scrambling to snag an item you want on the screen and equipping it in time. Bringing up the menu does pause things though, thankfully. tl;dr creator clearly has a thing for touchin butts but it's pretty fun
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Jun 14, 2018 21:22
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Stop....... Stop kind of.... Selling me...
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Jun 14, 2018 21:25
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I did not expect that.
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Jun 14, 2018 21:25
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Stop....... Stop kind of.... Selling me... 
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Jun 14, 2018 21:26
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LITERALLY HOW I TELL MY GIRL I'M HOME
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Jun 14, 2018 21:32
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Jun 14, 2018 21:40
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Dark_Swordmaster posted:Stop....... Stop kind of.... Selling me... Not an emptyquote 
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Jun 14, 2018 21:57
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Terrible Awful Games Thread: the truth is you can touch almost any NPC butt Terrible Awful Games Thread: the more butts you touch the more bad reputation you get Terrible Awful Games Thread: 10k in butt touchin debt never seen so many thread titles in a single post
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Jun 14, 2018 21:57
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Touch butty, get debty
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Jun 14, 2018 22:03
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Terrible Awful Games Thread: rear end-based morality system
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Jun 14, 2018 22:16
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Terrible Awful Games Thread: rear end-based morality system This!
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Jun 14, 2018 22:20
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Terrible Awful Games Thread: rear end-based morality system this is the one i expected to stand out, yes
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Jun 14, 2018 22:28
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Can't wait for the next bioware rpg to offer the options rear end GAS GRASS Mass effect style
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Jun 14, 2018 22:31
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The butt touching debt fight actually sounds pretty funny.
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Jun 14, 2018 23:22
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Terrible Awful Games Thread: rear end-based morality system
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Jun 14, 2018 23:25
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Pinchin' pennies, pinchin' booties.
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Jun 15, 2018 00:41
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i actually refunded it because i was expecting more Final Fantasy Thirsty and less Mystery Sex Dungeon of Ys
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Jun 15, 2018 06:30
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Super Tits Rush quote:A very cool new game to play !!! Everyone will have so much fun !!! Game based on the great classic of the past Marble Madness !!!    super tit rush
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Jun 15, 2018 06:46
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Those aren't physically real boobs. Those aren't physically real boobs at all.
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Jun 15, 2018 08:06
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Zetsubou-san posted:Mystery Sex Dungeon of Ys Holy poo poo the only way this could be more up my alley is if you added SMT in here somehow. Sold.
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Jun 15, 2018 09:03
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Hi I played more Butt Explorer tonight and took some screenshots for your amusement, thread. Lots of these are the NPC dialog when they really hate you.             
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Jun 15, 2018 11:26
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Light Gun Man posted:Hi I played more Butt Explorer tonight and took some screenshots for your amusement, thread. Lots of these are the NPC dialog when they really hate you. New thread title is on point tho \/ good point. I just assume it's easier to program turn based stuff. And considering the thread that's not a hard assumption to make \/ Slowflake fucked around with this message at 11:39 on Jun 15, 2018 |
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Jun 15, 2018 11:32
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jonsicoli posted:So basically a pornier, less witty Disgaea. Frankly I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner. It looks kinda like Disgaea but it's a real-time action RPG with inventory similar to mystery dungeon games, not a turn based strategy game like everyone seems to keep assuming it is.
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Light Gun Man posted:OK so a friend of mine gifted this to me Uh huh. Sure. Look, I bought it from Playism directly. Own it, pervert. Light Gun Man posted:There's an evil version of the school swimsuit girl who catches you in an eternal text loop where she forces you to touch her butt and charges you 1000 money every time. When you run out of money she makes you take a butt touching loan and continues this until you are 10k in butt touchin debt, at which point she fights you. In this game about accidentally touching everyone's rear end, at one point you are forced into arrears ...
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