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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

purple death ray posted:

Whoops, now it's got ten million results on pornhub

Her dad, who got turned into a super strong, uncontrollable monster...who sometimes plays the sax and watches Alf.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Yeah, I'd probably crack one out too.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

The Question IRL posted:

She looks like she is crying while touching herself.

Cry-sturbation.

We're goons, dude, we know how to masturbate.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa posted:

have you seen what Gamora wears in Annihilation/GOTG



Slingshot bikini is a classic Gamora outfit, that and the full-body fishnet stocking (with giant boob window).

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
Gamora's old costumes are trash, but I am disappointed that the MCU stopped her eye highlights.

ManiacClown
May 30, 2002

Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Say Nothing posted:

Slingshot bikini is a classic Gamora outfit, that and the full-body fishnet stocking (with giant boob window).



That's not a window. That's a full-on door.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

ManiacClown posted:

That's not a window. That's a full-on door.

That is a barn door, and the cows are drat near escaping

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


Say Nothing posted:

Slingshot bikini is a classic Gamora outfit, that and the full-body fishnet stocking (with giant boob window).



That is one non-euclidean groin region on Gamora there.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I knew that fat twerking flash gif came from somewhere.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Say Nothing posted:

I knew that fat twerking flash gif came from somewhere.



So could he still move at near light speed at that size?

Section Z
Oct 1, 2008

Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?

Pillbug
I love that "He knew nothing about the missing chimps!" is the most mundane part of all this.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Fat Flash relaxing in a room full of potatoes.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Zil posted:

So could he still move at near light speed at that size?

Not the speed of light. The speed of heavy.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Zil posted:

So could he still move at near light speed at that size?

Feed Force :flashfact:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Samuringa posted:

Feed Force :flashfact:

This is a title of a slash fanfic isn't it?

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Zil posted:

This is a title of a slash fanfic isn't it?

Nah, that's Fantastic Vore

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Say Nothing posted:

Drax has a saxophone?

A... Draxophone?

(whispers) "Sergio."

https://youtu.be/I-RL7DfGO7A

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Push El Burrito posted:

Fat Flash relaxing in a room full of potatoes.

My name is Barry Allen and I am the fattest man alive. To the outside world, I'm a fat forensic scientist, but secretly with the help of a very lucrative sponsorship deal with McDonald's, I occasionally fight crime and get free stuff. I signed the deal without really reading it first, and in doing so, I gained an absolute shitload of surplus potatoes, and I am the only one fast enough to eat them. I am Fat Flash.

graham cracker
Mar 8, 2004

"There is no God! Right, Mama?"

"True."


El Gallinero Gros posted:

Nah, that's Fantastic Vore

WolVoreine?

Edit: Content!

graham cracker fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Jun 13, 2018

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

did someone say vore

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Synthbuttrange posted:

did someone say vore



That's not funny.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

tell that to internationally syndicated cartoonist Bill Holbrook.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Synthbuttrange posted:

did someone say vore



Haha, someone murdered and slaughtered that deer who was clearly a person since they were wearing clothes and using a goddamn phone.

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


muscles like this! posted:

Haha, someone murdered and slaughtered that deer who was clearly a person since they were wearing clothes and using a goddamn phone.

It can't be in poor taste, or the venison would never sell. :thunk:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's that universe's normal.

We discuss how hosed up everything the guy does is quite a lot in the newspaper comics thread.

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger
The thing that gets me is that he tries to use his cannibal utopia as a platform for environmental critiques.

Like, I don't even necessarily disagree with the point he's trying to make, it's just really hard to take seriously in the context of a society that is literally built on racist cannibalism.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Keeshhound posted:

The thing that gets me is that he tries to use his cannibal utopia as a platform for environmental critiques.

Like, I don't even necessarily disagree with the point he's trying to make, it's just really hard to take seriously in the context of a society that is literally built on racist cannibalism.
Yet they still have Actual Cities, with cars, modern construction, and everything. But somehow their cars that run on gasoline and skyscrapers and asphalt paved roads are much better for the environment than ours.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
If we ate a measurable portion of our population, we wouldn't have as much pollution either. Makes you think...

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Elfface posted:

If we ate a measurable portion of our population, we wouldn't have as much pollution either. Makes you think...

That we should be spending the money we're pouring into next-generation fighters on clean energy development?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Well, burning them wouldn't be very efficient at all.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


goatface posted:

Well, burning them wouldn't be very efficient at all.

B-b-b-but long pig barbecue!!!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Thor 2018 #1

At the end of the universe:


sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Oh ffs.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I came here to post that.
Marvel, now you're just being silly.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Marvel presents OLDEST MAN LOGAN

oh poo poo he's actually coming back with fire claws though is this what it's leading up to for real ahahahahha :v:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Old Man Phoenix Logan /w Kung-fu Monk action*
* - Beer not included

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!
I had to stop reading that comic because I went bankrupt from buying too many vans. Now I need another van to paint.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Hahaha, rad.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Where the heck is Deadpool then

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Quill
Jan 19, 2004
Marvel broke through the bottom of the barrel a long time ago and have been digging themselves into the dirt ever since. Occasionally you see a glimmer of hope in a single issue here or there, but before you can blink it's right back to good ol' horseshit.

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