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Wasabi the J posted:WE HAVEN'T HAD FISH FINGERS. This is a NG DFAC that hasn't been used since last month. Bro that's some old loving fry oil
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You know how well NG DFACs get cleaned? Well enough to get us the gently caress back to home station ASAP.
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Jun 13, 2018 04:33
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You know how well NG DFACs get cleaned? Well enough to get us the gently caress back to home station ASAP. Yep. And I've gotten food poisoning from them multiple times.
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Jun 13, 2018 16:09
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You know how well NG DFACs get cleaned? Well enough to get us the gently caress back to home station ASAP. I got a case of the shits from one of those so bad I remember it 25 years later.
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Jun 13, 2018 17:47
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I'm sure I got the shits at some point but in five years of those DFACs no one gastrointestinal issue is memorable to me. Even the meat gravy on toast had me going for seconds.
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Jun 13, 2018 19:21
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I got dysentery in Afghanistan. So did like 80% of the platoon. What a lovely two or so weeks that was. At one point I had an NCO yelling at me because I was holding the portoshitter door open to vomit in the gravel while simultaneously pissing out of my rear end. It was bad.
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Jun 13, 2018 19:22
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'm sure I got the shits at some point but in five years of those DFACs no one gastrointestinal issue is memorable to me. Even the meat gravy on toast had me going for seconds. The only time I got sick eating military food was while deployed. Just goes to show how hosed a diner/restaurant has to be to get you hosed up.
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Jun 13, 2018 19:34
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Korean DFACs made me (what felt like) deathly ill twice, and after round 2 I was not going to give them the chance to finish me off. gently caress I was sick, I could poo poo through the eye of a needle at 3 paces.
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Jun 13, 2018 20:37
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mlmp08 posted:The only time I got sick eating military food was while deployed. I just pretty much swore off fast food because the McRib came back and I got food poisoning.
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Jun 13, 2018 20:43
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mlmp08 posted:The only time I got sick eating military food was while deployed. I found a band-aid in my food at the Fort Hood reception DFAC. I took the tray back to the line and got yelled at. Didn't get sick though.
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Jun 13, 2018 21:17
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The armory where the meals are being cooked had a mouse infestation a few months ago. My units soldiers were tasked to "assist" with cleanup (i.e. do all the mouse poo poo cleanup whole one cook watched). I shut that poo poo the gently caress down. I don't gently caress with hantavirus.
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Jun 13, 2018 22:01
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boop the snoot posted:I got dysentery in Afghanistan. So did like 80% of the platoon. What a lovely two or so weeks that was. At one point I had an NCO yelling at me because I was holding the portoshitter door open to vomit in the gravel while simultaneously pissing out of my rear end. Yeah, we got it too. I had no idea poo poo could sound, smell, or move like that. psydude fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jun 13, 2018 |
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Jun 13, 2018 22:43
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Our medics on our little COP had to pull KP and hosed it up and never cleared the soap off. ~350 dudes all got the runs. We had four burn shitters. The guys on doody duty were not pleased.
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Jun 13, 2018 22:50
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I never got sick at a DFAC, but the eggs at the Marine chow hall at Asadabad tasted like they were dumping cigarette ash in them. I think I had an MRE instead.
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Jun 13, 2018 23:15
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Lol @ all y'all's lovely GI systems. The only time I got sick was when I visited my uncle's dairy farm and had a heaping bowl of cereal with unpasteurized milk. Hoooo boy was that fun
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Nice and hot piss posted:Lol @ all y'all's lovely GI systems. My sister in law would say that it's because the pasteurized milk you've been drinking has been poisoning your body and the raw milk is simply using its curative powers on you.
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Jun 14, 2018 00:38
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Well God bless her
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Jun 14, 2018 01:59
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Soulex posted:Well God bless her In the southern sense.
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During the build up in Kuwait I got dysentery from the Brit contracted DFAC. A bunch of other did too, mainly because while they were using potable water for all the cooking, they were rinsing the salad in the local water. It's 9 million loving degrees, and I didn't want to eat heavy, so all I was eating was bread, yogurt, and salad. At least I got it in Kuwait before the push- more than a few guys got it over the border. I actually got rated by the VA because my stomach is permanently hosed up from it.
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bulletsponge13 posted:During the build up in Kuwait I got dysentery from the Brit contracted DFAC. A bunch of other did too, mainly because while they were using potable water for all the cooking, they were rinsing the salad in the local water. It's 9 million loving degrees, and I didn't want to eat heavy, so all I was eating was bread, yogurt, and salad. At least I got it in Kuwait before the push- more than a few guys got it over the border. Same. I got the IBS. The few people I’ve told think it’s ridiculous that I get 10% because I poop a lot.
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Jun 14, 2018 02:10
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Staff PT must be something they teach at CGSC. Strangely the S3's never want to do staff PT but once they become the XO they're all about it. There's no way they can be oblivious to the fact that nobody wants to do staff PT. In the same way that a division or corps commander can't be oblivious to the fact that nobody wants to do a corps run.
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Jun 14, 2018 05:36
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Weren't they going to establish some kind of junior enlisted adviser to the SMA on poo poo like this joes care about?
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Jun 14, 2018 05:50
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Can you even imagine what kinda moto dude would be selected for that
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Jun 14, 2018 08:22
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It's an inherently flawed plan.
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Do PT on your own until you fail an APFT then I give you to the NCO that has an uncanny resemblance to Duke Nukem and can fit his entire head of hair under their hand. Once you pass back to big boy rules. I haven’t had anyone fail in a while.
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Jun 14, 2018 11:14
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A little bit off the normal gently caress the army mode, but I just had two of my four man team ETS this week. They weren't always the most soldiery soldiers but they worked for me. Honest question especially for people in the National Guard how did you let go of your old Joe's?
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Jun 15, 2018 03:21
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boop the snoot posted:Same. I got the IBS. I don't remember what I'm rated, but it had the typical "this is the highest rating for this condition" nonsense., so probably 10%. And it's funny, until it's not. I can't eat anything spicier than buffalo wings and I loved spicy food. The worst is the constant loose stools- I was very excited when I had solid poop for three days. It's was glorious.
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Wasabi the J posted:A little bit off the normal gently caress the army mode, but I just had two of my four man team ETS this week. They weren't always the most soldiery soldiers but they worked for me. You look at yourself and wonder why you didn't make the smart choice
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Wasabi the J posted:A little bit off the normal gently caress the army mode, but I just had two of my four man team ETS this week. They weren't always the most soldiery soldiers but they worked for me. I just showed up to a drill and nobody said poo poo and then I wasn't required to show up to the next drill. My last one was in January and it's now June and I haven't gotten any paperwork, or a single email or phone call from anybody at the unit. It's like I ceased to exist. Normally I'd be pissed but I finally got my DD-214/NGB-22 and honorable discharge thing, and I'm using my lovely, lovely GI bill, so it's awesome and gently caress everybody.
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Did you turn your gear in That's all they really care about in ng
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I did. Last August*. Then I was exempted from doing anything or even really going to the field, except sometimes just in a private sleeping bag in a FL4. *It was the final threat from the new commander to hammer home a pending fatty discharge. I just always said "ok" and volunteered to do poo poo afterwards and it worked out.
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Flikken posted:You look at yourself and wonder why you didn't make the smart choice I have a few months left. Sorry it's not cool to care but I really do.
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Wasabi the J posted:A little bit off the normal gently caress the army mode, but I just had two of my four man team ETS this week. They weren't always the most soldiery soldiers but they worked for me. Look for your unit's alumni organization (may have to look at the higher hq for it). Or just get people's address's. I get a christmas card every year from a couple of dudes I was in with. It's nice.
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Where does the shamming warrant officer stereotype come from? I work with quite a few as an S4 and those dudes get a crazy amount of work dumped on them.
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Mustang posted:Where does the shamming warrant officer stereotype come from? It isn't that they're shamming, it's just that their work seems to get magically done without anyone noticing--then they disappear.
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As I understand it from the Warrants I've known, it's because they're uncommon ranks, you have to be at a battalion level or higher to work with them, and the vast majority of the lower ranks never even see them. Plus, generally speaking if they're doing their job well then they're invisible in the process of making things happen.
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I would have stayed in if I could have gone warrant
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Soulex posted:I would have stayed in if I could have gone warrant
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A Bad Poster posted:As I understand it from the Warrants I've known, it's because they're uncommon ranks, you have to be at a battalion level or higher to work with them, and the vast majority of the lower ranks never even see them. Plus, generally speaking if they're doing their job well then they're invisible in the process of making things happen. Only if you're in a line unit. Signal, MI, aviation, etc. have them all over. I feel like people's perspective assuming they're combat arms at the company level or below have a super limited perspective on how the Army actually works.
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DoktorLoken posted:I feel like people's perspective assuming they're combat arms at the company level or below have a super limited perspective on how the Army actually works. 100%
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