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zoux posted:WHere's the Blue Apron ad Hiding under a Casper mattress high on joe Rogan neutrophic brain pills
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:22 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Hiding under a Casper mattress high on joe Rogan neutrophic brain pills drat I haven't thought of Joe Rogan still being a thing in like forever. Do you listen to him? What's he like now? Does he still get evil weirdos and mma people on and then have inane three hour conversations with them about Brazilian steak houses and how Wesley Snipes doesn't like taxes?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:40 |
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JOE: Jordan Peterson, I know what you're saying about ladies, but are they are really that bad? I've met a lot of really great stewardesses in my day and like have you ever been to El Norte over in Silver Lake? There's this 50 year old mamcita there that makes the most BANGIN barbacoa I've ever had in my entire life, so... she's probably pretty smart. *gets distracted by a passing fly* hey, have you ever like smoked tire rubber then meditated in one of those planes that goes down at just the right angle so that it feels like zero gravity? BRIAN REDBAN: *cackles like that little monster guy that hangs out with Jabba The Hutt*
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 16:57 |
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AHUHUHUHEEEM Salacious Crumb
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 17:05 |
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Blue Apron is hella expensive, but I do have to say it was kinda cool trying new recipes and ingredients I probably wouldn't have thought to try before. And you'd have to he a real dipshit if any of them took you three hours.
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obscure_reference has a new favorite as of 17:35 on Jun 15, 2018 |
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Who What Now posted:Blue Apron is hella expensive, but I do have to say it was kinda cool trying new recipes and ingredients I probably wouldn't have thought to try before. And you'd have to he a real dipshit if any of them took you three hours. Yeah the price is the only horrible thing about it. If you live in a big metro and have easy access to farmers markets or even big grocers, it's kinda silly. However, if you have the money and live in a food desert (which is a surprisingly large portion of America), it's a semi-decent way to get really good food. I did it for two meals a week for about a year and don't regret it. The recipe cards are high quality so I stuck them in a binder with my other homemade recipes. Then again, I would never, never, never use that service again without a price drop to about $6 a meal.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 17:36 |
Instruction manual for sex with Donald Trump?
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Bombadilillo posted:Hiding under a Casper mattress high on joe Rogan neutrophic brain pills "...and then the ISIS leader then had me cut the head off the journalist. He was screaming the whole time and the blood spattered all over my shoes and my shirt." sad piano interlude "Hiring? Zip Recruiter is the only way to find good candidates."
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 18:41 |
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Where can I get this shirt?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 19:01 |
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https://twitter.com/Glitter1horn/status/1007688744055558144
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https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/status/1007323323230015488
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zoux posted:AHUHUHUHEEEM YOU GODDAM NNNNNERD THANKS FOR THE CLEAR UP, AAAAAAGH.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 19:50 |
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Say Nothing posted:Doberman Pinhead. "I know this sounds crazy, but it’s TRUE. My life CHANGED FOREVER thanks to this ONE WEIRD TRICK I used to burn fat and build muscle FAST. I know what you’re thinking—sounds like just another internet fitness scam, right? Wrong. I really did double my body mass in JUST TWO WEEKS, and I don’t understand how I got so big so fast and I’m SCARED."
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 19:52 |
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It's a shame those "I fed a bot 1000 hours of ________" are getting such flak because I really loved the first ones using the predictive text interface I'll never not laugh at "the airport is a joke and disgrace and aviation is an outdated piece of poo poo."
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 19:55 |
The LaGuardia one is a genuine work of art.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:02 |
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This pink dude looks like he's gonna give Happy! a bad day.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:07 |
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mods please change my name to "Hellacious Crumb" ty
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Moon Slayer posted:It keeps happening! AItdh.txt "We trained and AI to study all of Albert Einstein's work then everyone stood and slow clapped."
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Theris posted:The LaGuardia one is a genuine work of art. Those were some of the first ones that I saw which is why I hate both of my family members. The LaGuardia one has always been my favorite.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:32 |
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AIshitpost is to memes as ready player one is to movies.
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SpacePig posted:Where can I get this shirt? https://www.zazzle.com/straight_pride_t_shirt-235739834763919968
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 20:43 |
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Is a horneado anything like a prostitwister?
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 22:06 |
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I could gently caress up some spanish fallout pizza right now
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 22:58 |
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Was it this thread that had the interview where Josh Brolin talked about getting teabagged
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I keep reading the opening lines to the chorus of the ABBA song.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 00:26 |
More like
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 02:01 |
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You guys should train those A.I.s to stfu cause it’s not funny.
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LifeSunDeath posted:AItdh.txt cmon that one is an obvious joke about fake ai posts, "all podcasts ever"
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 09:09 |
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Fake or not, I laughed like an idiot at quote:"Lasagna wings with extra Italy."
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 11:05 |
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we are all friend 4
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Samuringa posted:It's a shame those "I fed a bot 1000 hours of ________" are getting such flak because I really loved the first ones using the predictive text interface "If you're unfortunate enough to be (have? sic) a nightmare i have a nice alternative for you. Go to laguardia and have a beer and have some sedatives and then finally just sit back and wait for the airport to be demolished." May be the truest statement said about any airport ever. The only airport I've ever been to that wasn't a terrible disasterpiece was Changi airport in singapore, which basically felt like a giant oversize mall but DID have a butterfly house and a street food court and hence was pretty rad.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 11:40 |
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The literal best barbecue pork I've ever had was in Changi.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 12:27 |
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I googled that and it's an airport. I guess I can believe it because the best I've had was at a gas station. https://www.joeskc.com/
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Changi has been voted best airport in the world for like 7 years in a row or something. It's got multiple gardens, rooftop pool, free cinema, free gym, all kinds of poo poo.
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