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numberoneposter posted:tell a really bad joke, proceed to laugh at own said joke and continue beating it into the ground while your friends question the state of your mental health All my friends being well past questioning my mental health.
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Going for a night time run. It's really tranquil and relaxing without the sounds of cars or people, and the view of the city from across the big empty lot by my apartment is beautiful. Playing games with my wife. It's still fun to bullshit and talk smack to each other. Turning off the lights, lighting some candles, and playing guitar in the living room, especially after a long lovely day at work.
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Dangerous Minority posted:Going for a night time run. It's really tranquil and relaxing without the sounds of cars or people, and the view of the city from across the big empty lot by my apartment is beautiful. That's quite a tinder profile bro. Respect.
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Jun 16, 2018 05:02
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whenever I remember how gay other people are compared to me
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Jun 16, 2018 05:02
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Yesterday I was walking downtown and a jovial homeless man shouted "Hellooooo, sailor!" and saluted as I walked past. Afterwards we hosed.
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Jun 16, 2018 05:04
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Finding a huge dumpster of a thread and setting it on fire.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:- My wife picked out the Shih Tzu that we adopted. All I'm good for is paying for the magic to happen, so whatevas. The dog follows ME constantly. She'll jump on whichever couch I'm on. When I'm outside having a cigar/beer she'll insist on being outside with me just to lay at my feet. Very affectionate little critter. whadda ya smoke? e: right before last summer before last; JRCigars had a huge deal on Monte Whites and I got a box of slightly larger gauge and longer than I normally like and I got them on a real steal. They're great, but...yeah kinda vanilla smoke. I mean, they're technically great and cool and I got a great price, and letting them sit has helped, but each one the same as the last, and I like variety a little. Mid-stength, smooth as gently caress, and easy and even as hell to smoke, but to me makes them just as easy to toss aside :/ Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jun 16, 2018 |
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Replace the cartoonist quote with "Suck my dick, you fuckman"
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Jun 16, 2018 05:18
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when i'm watching a baseball game and a pitcher lands a curveball juuuuuuust right, especially if a batter swings and makes himself look like an idiot  also, watching american dad while high
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Jun 16, 2018 05:26
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Big Beef City posted:Replace the cartoonist quote with "Suck my dick, you fuckman" Lol that works.
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Jun 16, 2018 05:36
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the cat from The Fifth Element watching distant thunderstorms at night atop a mountain Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast
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Big Beef City posted:whadda ya smoke? I really like Arturo Fuentes in any strength. Never ever had a bad AF. La Gloria Cubana is another dynamite smoke. My wife regularly picks me up Rockey Patels "the edge" bundles of 20 from Cigar International for like $40. Perfect with strong Spanish coffee, for backyard BBQ's or hanging out on somebody's boat. At family events I'll bring some FAT Montecristos because some of my cousins are whiskey fiends so I want to pair some good whiskey/good smoke.
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GORILLA BASTARD posted:I really like Arturo Fuentes in any strength. Never ever had a bad AF. La Gloria Cubana is another dynamite smoke. My wife regularly picks me up Rockey Patels "the edge" bundles of 20 from Cigar International for like $40. Perfect with strong Spanish coffee, for backyard BBQ's or hanging out on somebody's boat. Oh you are totally my dude. Sorry you bought the bullet on your pro just just now. AF are great smokes in my book as well, so we are on the same page, taste wise, as are the couple sampler La Gloria's that I've had of random wrapper shades/shapes/sizes. The Rockey Patels have appealed to me, but I always assumed the name was some kind of, I dunno, gimmick, or something or something? Never bought them, and I know that's not fair. They always seem to catch that "Hey have you seen THIS" page in the mailed catalogue and that's what's kept me from buying them......and I'm officially headed off to the guillotine and rightfully so now. PS Bring back Claros and double-claros. No I am serious. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jun 17, 2018 |
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Jun 17, 2018 01:57
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When I find a dine in Pizza Hut that is still operational and they have five incoherent google reviews
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That’s good op, processes that take large portions of a year or even years to complete are extremely rewarding.. Hopefully a bunch of short bus ganbangers don’t stomp out your mint plants the moment they bear fruit or flower and then put miniature coffins full of dog poop in your garden as an apology.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:When I find a dine in Pizza Hut that is still operational and they have five incoherent google reviews in this same vein, when i look at a product review on amazon and all it says is "FAST SHIPPING ITEM ARRIVED AS DESCRIBED A++++++ THANKS"
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Jun 17, 2018 02:20
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My kids winning stuff in their chosen sports.
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Jun 17, 2018 02:26
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Hedgehogs. They are tiny cutiepies, eat bothersome snails and you only tend to see them at night on the regular, meaning they coincide with the end of long shifts or parties.
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Jun 17, 2018 02:35
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My wife was working on a photo job at the beach so my daughter and I walked the surf looking for sharks teeth for an hour. We found three small ones, one piece of fossil bone and a nice piece of sea glass. I could do that all day.
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Jun 17, 2018 02:41
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Deer. Deer really like me, not scared at all. And I can just beat a drum to stave off predators and chill with nature’s true vegetarians.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Deer. Deer really like me, not scared at all. And I can just beat a drum to stave off predators and chill with nature’s true vegetarians. one time i got drunk at cosmic bowling night where they turn on the black lights and hand out glow sticks and afterwards in the parking lot near the dumpster was a dead deer so i put my glow necklace around its neck. thinking about that makes me smile.
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Jun 17, 2018 02:49
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whenever i hear about a rich person or republican dying
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Jun 17, 2018 03:11
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I was able to acquire a very nice Oriental rug for ten dollars today.
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Jun 17, 2018 03:20
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The smell of ozone after a thunderstorm is really nice. I've recently bought a fountain pen, and the way it feels to write with it is truly something else. Writing feels like I'm painting words onto the paper. I highly recommend trying it out.
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:When I find a dine in Pizza Hut that is still operational and they have five incoherent google reviews yes Hector Beerlioz posted:one time i got drunk at cosmic bowling night where they turn on the black lights and hand out glow sticks and afterwards in the parking lot near the dumpster was a dead deer so i put my glow necklace around its neck. thinking about that makes me smile. oh hell yeah
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This thread. It makes me not wanna pick up that gun.  And thunderstorms. Standing outside, the sky darkening, low rumbles of thunder rolling off in the distance. You can see the clouds blowing up past the farmland and fields. Brief flashes and waiting for the thunder to roll in. Sometimes the sky turns an eerie green when a big storm is coming. Seeing the rain start falling in sheets and you can see it rushing towards you and you run inside covering your head like a child. Then the terrifying wind and lightning and thunder and the rain pelting the roof. Sometimes hail starts falling. But you feel safe inside no matter what hellish nightmare is happening outside. You feelsafe.
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Stinky_Pete posted:Fuckyballs
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A chilled, perfectly ripe honeycrisp apple and a tall glass of whole milk on the edge of freezing. When I talk to my cats and they answer me. Catching a fish on the first or last cast of the day, or any one in between.
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Was working in the yard and my daughter pulls me aside to show she has perfected a back tuck gymnastic thing. I challenged her to learn how to do stuff like back flip flops down the driveway. And she did it. She’s a flyer on a national level cheer team now. Gonna sticky this thread
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Little things are lovely; when you change them, few notice. I'm a pretty tactile person. I enjoy picking things up and feeling their contours until I could sculpt them blind. Toys in childhood, now household items, rocks/stones, anything dry, really. The stuff on my desk is not there for show, it is there because I constantly handle things as a form of meditation.
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Jun 17, 2018 05:28
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:i can't remember the last time i felt happy about anything This. I hate my wife.
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I recently bought the book Exploring Calvin and Hobbes: An Exhibition Catalogue and the beginning has an interview with Bill Watterson. He talks about the beginning of his career at one point and I could see a lot of similarities what I'm dealing with right now in my job I wasn't really expecting to find relevant life advice in a cartoon book but it was a pleasant surprise. And this part was just really sweet  
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When the homeless shelter I'm at doesn't give us bagged lunches that sat in the fridge for weeks. When the pigeons are calm and let me pet them. Telling people at Starbucks where the only working power plug is.
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Children who are genuinely happy just living life.
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Seeing a friend in the distance and that moment when they recognize you and their entire demeanor perks up because they're happy to see you.
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Jun 17, 2018 05:55
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You take a bite of some fruit you just bought, and it's so juicy and delicious.
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The thought that we might, one day, guillotine the rich. Sorry if repost. Common sentiment.
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