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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Here's a picture of me and my ex, everything's fine, we're soulmates, please ignore that she broke up with me :downs:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1007750530976927744

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Duzzy Funlop posted:

Here's a picture of me and my ex, everything's fine, we're soulmates, please ignore that she broke up with me :downs:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1007750530976927744

Lmao that first photo Macron is doing a classic "not smiling with his eyes," and in the third they are at best being polite no one is even smiling

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
So fake news is now reading what he tweeted two days ago?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

bird food bathtub posted:

So fake news is now reading what he tweeted two days ago?

Politics is “what you have you done for me lately” and two days ago is definitely not “lately” in 2018.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
You won't get far as a politician without a good fake smile these days.

I suppose Trump can't tell the difference.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Trump legitimately thinks he got a Purple Heart. He has no idea how to separate reality from ceremony.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Arc Light posted:

I can't even tell what's a joke anymore. When I saw the headline, I thought for sure that CNN started some kind of humor column, but nope.

Trump will ask athletes who kneel during anthem to recommend people for pardoning

Wait, no, they're bad again.

Trump: protesting athletes are out-of-touch millionaires who should stick to sports

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Good thing trump isn’t one of those out of touch millionaires and is just a man of the people

(Because he’s probably not even a millionaire, is what I mean)

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1007769930949890048

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

boop the snoot posted:

Trump legitimately thinks he got a Purple Heart. He has no idea how to separate reality from ceremony.

Well, he does.

Chronic heart failure has turned his heart tissues purple due to lack of oxygen.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

Welp, lost a friend to Trump syndrome. Knew the guy 18 years and considered him a brother but he drank so much of the kool aid that it just got embarrassing.

Final straw was when I was pointing out that maybe meeting with North Korea was not the best idea when he kept calling me a commie and that I wasn't worth talking to because I never served.

The same guy who couldn't get deployed from the NG at the height of Iraq because command thought he'd commit war crimes. I'm not kidding.

Fake Edit: We got along well because I never called him out on his bullshit. I should have. One of the most racist people I have ever met. Hated pretty much anybody not white and rich. The Guard knew about his extreme Islamophobia and thought that putting him with his MP outfit in Iraq was probably not a good idea. He was passed over for promotion to major and resigned. He had his good points but since 2008 he became more and more unhinged. Right now it's all about hating non-whites and guns gun guns. Oh, and extreme TRUMP worship. BTW, now he's a sheriff's deputy. I honestly think it's just a matter of time before he joins the ranks of cops shooting minorities.

Sad to choose over political bullshit but I kinda feel better cutting now-toxic people out.

Burning Beard fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Jun 16, 2018

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Burning Beard posted:

Welp, lost a friend to Trump syndrome. Knew the guy 18 years and considered him a brother but he drank so much of the kool aid that it just got embarrassing.

Final straw was when I was pointing out that maybe meeting with North Korea was not the best idea when he kept calling me a commie and that I wasn't worth talking to because I never served.

The same guy who couldn't get deployed from the NG at the height of Iraq because command thought he'd commit war crimes. I'm not kidding.

This happened to me too. When that video of trump came out where he saw a 10 year old and said “I might be dating her one day” I told a friend of mine about it but said bill Clinton said it, and he started raging against Clinton being a pervert who shouldn’t be in office because perverts shouldn’t be president.

Then I told him trump said it and he said backpeddled and ended with “that’s my president!!”

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
some good news
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/1007990176596090880

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


My grandpa, the illegal immigrant and religious zealot, is pro trump because he’s “being a man”.

I don’t talk to him anymore.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



"I was intoxicated," she said. "I have black friends, I have black people in my family. I didn't mean it. I didn't know that I was being [recorded]."


lol looking forward to her promising career on pornhub doing work for dogfart studios to prove she’s not hateful

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

LingcodKilla posted:

My grandpa, the illegal immigrant and religious zealot, is pro trump because he’s “being a man”.

I don’t talk to him anymore.

The best part is that my "friend" is an immigrant. And apparently was a skinhead back in his native country. He never came out and admitted it but he'd say poo poo that indicated it. Of course it's from a majority white, rich Euro state (not Germany or France). He also "jokingly" threatened to shoot me after I quipped about helping Obama with a third term.

gently caress, looking back, what the gently caress was I thinking?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
Doesn't sound like much if a loss. Tell his rear end to go back to his country. We don't gently caress with Europeans anymore. It's all Russians and Koreans from here on out.

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

In non political news Matt "Guitar" Murphy died at 88.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vet6AHmq3_s

I think that's most of the band now.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

Burning Beard posted:

The best part is that my "friend" is an immigrant. And apparently was a skinhead back in his native country. He never came out and admitted it but he'd say poo poo that indicated it. Of course it's from a majority white, rich Euro state (not Germany or France). He also "jokingly" threatened to shoot me after I quipped about helping Obama with a third term.

gently caress, looking back, what the gently caress was I thinking?

How did he even get into the country? Did his mother suck an American dick?

Burning Beard
Nov 21, 2008

Choking on bits of fallen bread crumbs
Oh, this burning beard, I have come undone
It's just as I've feared. I have, I have come undone
Bugger dumb the last of academe

Dance Officer posted:

How did he even get into the country? Did his mother suck an American dick?

He never told me why he even came over. He went to college, did ROTC, already had National Service in the Swiss Army, went Guard and worked a series of lovely sales jobs. He got citizenship through marriage. That he cheated on with regularity. Like openly almost.

Oh, best part he was Jewish until a few years ago when he went full Evangelical. Never go full Evangelical.

I moved far away a few years back and we've been in contact less and less so I suppose I never noticed how batshit he was becoming.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




Ok I’m not busting on the kid because he’s a kid but seriously NewBalances? A “millionaires” son and all you rate is an affordable brand of shoes coopted by Nazis?
Go buy your kid some fresh kicks you monster.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
New Balance fits some feet pretty well.

Though I've switched to Brooks for a running shoe.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

mlmp08 posted:

Though I've switched to Brooks for a running shoe.

Im the guy who wears he same pair of plain black brooks anytime I’m not wearing boots. I never got the shoe style thing.

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

I used to wear women's new balances because I was a tall lanky kid with really narrow feet

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Merrell is my go-to. Wearing some of their jungle AC mocs right now. Salomons for the next pair of hiking shoes, my old pair has a good 100 miles of rubber knobs left, but are narrow as gently caress. Like, can't comfortably wear a sock in it kind of narrow.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I wear New Balance for everyday and road running. I wear Salomon for trail.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Baron has autism, please be patient.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Throwing a merchandised flag on the ground and sitting on it to own the libs.



And Dersh with a hot take

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/1008000244930482177

mlmp08 fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Jun 16, 2018

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Woof Blitzer posted:

Baron has autism, please be patient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFb-gWHXYLE

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 7 days!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Baron has autism, please be patient.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Nurse clogs for loving life.

I am a man.
I wear Danskos in a machine shop.
Come at me bro.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

shame on an IGA posted:

Nurse clogs for loving life.

I am a man.
I wear Danskos in a machine shop.
Come at me bro.

They make steel toe danskos?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


Welcome to the #resistance

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Fox and friends lawyer doesn’t know the difference between prison and jail and how bail works. Stay tuned for annulment of due process at 11

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

:honked: :honked: Manafort is gonna die in prison :honked: :honked:

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

FAUXTON posted:

:honked: :honked: Cohen is gonna die in prison :honked: :honked:

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


LingcodKilla posted:



Ok I’m not busting on the kid because he’s a kid but seriously NewBalances? A “millionaires” son and all you rate is an affordable brand of shoes coopted by Nazis?
Go buy your kid some fresh kicks you monster.

Holy growth spurt batman. Melania is six feet and Barron looks like two inches shorter than her in that pic at 12 years old

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

".. then tell me who to pardon!" wasn't a compromise. It was MAGA brand bluff-calling.

The President of the United States wants BLM to tell him which murdered-by-cops dead innocent black men should be pardoned.

Cool country.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

Throwing a merchandised flag on the ground and sitting on it to own the libs.



And Dersh with a hot take

https://twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/1008000244930482177

And remember that Giuliani said that Strzok should be in jail by the end of the week, meaning incarceration without trial is a-ok to the president’s allies as long as it’s not them.

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

M_Gargantua posted:

Fox and friends lawyer

Harvard Law Professor

Really

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