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Shut-ins replacing their windows with mirrors so they feel like they have gone outside.
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Jun 15, 2018 14:01
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a giant taco filled with smaller tacos and i am eating it |
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Jun 15, 2018 14:06
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ShortStack posted:a giant taco filled with smaller tacos and i am eating it and in a kafkaesque twist, this is how you learn that you yourself have been transformed into a giant taco |
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Jun 15, 2018 14:26
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ShortStack posted:a giant taco filled with smaller tacos and i am eating it so wait is this like a taco inside a taco inside a taco? or is it one big taco with several small tacos stacked together CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Jun 15, 2018 18:38
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It's all part of the circle of tacos, which is in turn connected to the byob philosophy of life: hakuna mataco. |
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Jun 15, 2018 18:43
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Barking Gecko posted:It's all part of the circle of tacos, which is in turn connected to the byob philosophy of life: hakuna mataco. it means mo' postin', for the rest of your days. it's our thinkin' free philosophy hakuna mataco |
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Jun 15, 2018 18:46
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ghost emoji posted:so wait is this like a taco inside a taco inside a taco? or is it one big taco with several small tacos stacked together the second one |
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Jun 15, 2018 18:50
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The eternal dilemma of the children's cartoon show producer: shoehorning your gross sexual fetish innuendo into the script without having to do a complete rewrite.
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Kthulhu5000 posted:The eternal dilemma of the children's cartoon show producer: shoehorning your gross sexual fetish innuendo into the script without having to do a complete rewrite. "Now, just spitballing here folks. But what if, instead of Joey squirting a huge water pistol blast at his sister Jenny and saying he's going to wash her down the storm gutter, he instead ties her up in a candy shop and says he's going to fudge her until she screams?" ---------------- |
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Jun 15, 2018 21:56
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Kthulhu5000 posted:"Now, just spitballing here folks. But what if, instead of Joey squirting a huge water pistol blast at his sister Jenny and saying he's going to wash her down the storm gutter, he instead ties her up in a candy shop and says he's going to fudge her until she screams?" 
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Jun 15, 2018 22:04
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Kthulhu5000 posted:"Now, just spitballing here folks. But what if, instead of Joey squirting a huge water pistol blast at his sister Jenny and saying he's going to wash her down the storm gutter, he instead ties her up in a candy shop and says he's going to fudge her until she screams?" 
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Jun 15, 2018 22:15
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Kthulhu5000 posted:The eternal dilemma of the children's cartoon show producer: shoehorning your gross sexual fetish innuendo into the script without having to do a complete rewrite. Make the thread. |
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Jun 16, 2018 09:53
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Kthulhu5000 posted:"Now, just spitballing here folks. But what if, instead of Joey squirting a huge water pistol blast at his sister Jenny and saying he's going to wash her down the storm gutter, he instead ties her up in a candy shop and says he's going to fudge her until she screams?" Omg lolol |
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Jun 16, 2018 15:47
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the fonedora: -auto predicts "m'lord" and "m'lady" in text msgs -every google search result starts by saying, "ACtually..." -default text msg signature: *tips fedora* -pre-loaded with reddit, funimation, and 4chan apps -free white socks and birkenstocks with one year contract -is actually a trilby |
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Jun 16, 2018 19:21
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Hugh Malone posted:the fonedora: displays at top include time, charge, wireless signal, and euphoria |
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Jun 16, 2018 19:26
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Not sure if I should make this thread, is it too mean? Also funimation is fine, it's that triumvirate including reddit and 4chan that is the difference I am not anime shaming |
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Jun 16, 2018 19:36
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crunchyroll is the anime app of choice i think |
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Jun 16, 2018 19:58
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Farecoal posted:crunchyroll is the anime app of choice i think Yep, I went with funimation because it's in Dallas which is an awful place*, and because I thought I heard people were mad at them for keeping some content off of Crunchyroll or something? I don't really know *I'm in Houston, no disrespect to my D-town friens, it's just your city is terrible 
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Jun 16, 2018 20:05
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wearing Birkenstocks with socks is great and it saddens me that this is the hill I’m going to die on |
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Jun 16, 2018 20:13
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Hugh Malone posted:Not sure if I should make this thread I wonder if there's a way to expand the concept a bit so there's room to take it in different directions? |
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Jun 16, 2018 20:15
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[at the beginning of all creation] Orange you glad I didn't say 'I am?' |
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Jun 16, 2018 20:17
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rump buttman posted:wearing Birkenstocks with socks is great and it saddens me that this is the hill I’m going to die on I'm sorry. You are not dying on hill buddy Because you'll never make the hike with your stockinged feet slipping around in your sandals
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But yeah, naw, if I have to ask myself if a thread idea is too mean, I clearly actually think it is |
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Jun 16, 2018 20:24
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FactsAreUseless posted:[at the beginning of all creation] Orange you glad I didn't say 'I am?' God: knock knock Adam and Eve: who's there God: tree of knowledge Adam and Eve: tree of knowledge who God: got 'eeeeeem! |
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Jun 16, 2018 23:05
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Hugh Malone posted:God: knock knock burning bush: knock knock moses: who's there burning bush: I'll give you three guesses |
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Jun 16, 2018 23:12
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Erwin Schrödinger: knock, knock Schrödinger's cat: Who's there? Erwin Schrödinger: *whew* you're still alive! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 16, 2018 23:18
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I considered trying to guilt someone else into making the thread, but I decided to cut the gordian knot not trying to take credit for the idea though |
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Jun 16, 2018 23:28
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Twenty years after the heroic adventure: I really regret buying my timber from the Cursed Woods. My back deck keeps eating raccoons and all the crunching annoys my wife. ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Jun 17, 2018 |
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Jun 17, 2018 01:21
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What the hell am I supposed to do with fifteen hundred Rusty Longswords? Don't just buy poo poo, Terry, think first. |
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Jun 17, 2018 01:21
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The craftsmanship is amazing...it is made of human bone. I wouldn't feel right not putting that up front this is one-hundred percent handcarved human bone. If it makes a difference we believe it was bandit bone. |
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Jun 17, 2018 01:22
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Remember that human interest news story way back in 1989, about the kid who was running their own business buying and selling Nintendo games? Yeah, me neither, but it turns out it was actually their dad running the business, and he was trafficking weed and coke in the game cartridges.
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Over the years, I've gotten a surprising amount of mileage out of the "Drugs concealed in video games" joke shtick. Maybe two or three jokes worth, which is kind of crazy!
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Unhealthy Rivalries I bet I could bite a salmon out of a river. If bears can do it, then who's to say I can't? *looking at an oak tree* You smug bastard. I can stand in a thunderstorm too you know. At the reptile house eating whole mice to put the pythons in their place. |
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Jun 20, 2018 19:36
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bear grilles eating himself to survive |
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Jun 20, 2018 20:21
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ShortStack posted:bear grilles eating himself to survive 20 minute segment on marinating your own bladder |
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Jun 20, 2018 20:41
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Got a pocket full of jangles ready to spend. A few birds, lotta Silver Franks. |
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Jun 20, 2018 23:45
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Twenty years after the heroic adventure: lol https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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When my grandfather's father was a young man, he came to this country to make his fortune. He sought and fought and struggled mightily to find the opportunity that would give him a leg up, but it just wasn't coming to him. In desperation, he reached out to his parents back home for advice. "Our son," they told him, "have you forgotten that there is money in spaghetti?" And so my grandfather's father purchased a box of spaghetti, went into the kitchen of the boarding house he was staying at, and answered the ringing telephone. It was a supervisor at the construction job he had applied to last week, telling him that he was hired and he should report to the job site tomorrow morning. From there, things worked out. This is the story passed down through the generations in our family. A reminder to stick with it, and that there is money in spaghetti. We always know that, in an emergency, we can open up a box of spaghetti and there will probably be like, $20 in it. ---------------- |
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I'm not seeing what's so entertaining about these crackers, seem pretty boring to me |
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