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Vancouver lawyer gets $1 in damages after suing Google Plus ranter In BC cops can issue a 90 day driving prohibition to impaired drivers right on the road, before there has been any kind of trial or hearing. This lawyer specializes in getting those overturned, but she's not 100% successful. One of her customers got mad when she failed to get him off the hook and left a bad review on google+. "anywhere else would be moore helpful. worstest lawyer." She contends that she is not the worstest lawyer, and this is defamation. When he refuses to take it down she sues him, claiming $15,000 in damages from the defamation. He doesn't show up to court on the day. With no defence she wins by default, not on the merits of the case. The judge is cranky and tells her the case should never have been brought, but she still wins because that's the procedure. So he awards her $1 in damages. The review is still up. Oh, and her facebook cover photo is Saul. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:
Why would she use the broke bad Saul with Walt in the background when the spin-off show has him helping out the elderly? I wouldn't hire her either
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Also Saul doesn't end up happy. Some people are completely immune to irony.
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If you discourage meth users from checking quality, it's just going to make using meth more dangerous.
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Randaconda posted:https://baltimore.craigslist.org/evs/d/baltimore-hood-tours-starting/6616028720.html Screenshotted for those visiting in the future 
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This is just one step away from what Warren Ellis wrote for Transmetropolitan. Warring gangs funding their tiny wars by driving tourists through the slums (the buses are agreed upon as noncombatants)
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pik_d posted:Screenshotted for those visiting in the future 1/5 does not offer lake trout
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‘Collaborative Technology Hardened for Underwater and Littoral Hazardous Environment,’ CTHULHE
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Cacafuego posted:1/5 does not offer lake trout Seriously just drive through West Baltimore, you'll be fine, it's not 1991. Then go get lake trout with lots of hot sauce on the side literally anywhere or pit beef from Chaps. Bonus point: throw up in a Rofo parking lot.
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:‘Collaborative Technology Hardened for Underwater and Littoral Hazardous Environment,’ Spoiler alert: Scientists are huge nerds.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Spoiler alert: Scientists are huge nerds. hell, same
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Sigh... Florida Man.
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Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating'
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ultrafilter posted:Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating' Pour one out for this legend.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:
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ultrafilter posted:Andrew Frey, Man 'High On Meth, Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating'
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He should teach his single handed martial art style, just imagine how effective a combatant would be if they used both hands. For fighting I mean, using both hands for masturbation is unlikely to win any fights.
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N-word Jr. posted:He should teach his single handed martial art style, just imagine how effective a combatant would be if they used both hands. I don't know, it sure worked for Herr Starr in Preacher's second season
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Man gently caress that noise, only Preacher is graphic novel Preacher.
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Don't these idiots at least watch YouTube videos? Notice how the people testing stuff always use a mannequin/ballistic gel.
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cinci zoo sniper posted:http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/06/17/man-who-thought-was-wearing-stab-proof-vest-dies-after-stabbing-himself.html That's pretty bad luck considering that some stabbing victims survive multiple stabs from someone trying to kill them on purpose.
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Their dream was just a bit too big
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Death by excess of prostitutes is how I want to die.
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https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/1008761796747055106spog posted:Death by excess of prostitutes is how I want to die. That's just one, if you know where to look.
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Goddamn it, Doobie found a way.
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/1008761796747055106 Someone's trying to drown MisterBibs
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dobbymoodge posted:Someone's trying to drown MisterBibs Is that thread goldmined? I feel like the hot dog choking incident spawned some pretty good pieces of fan fiction. I’ve been looking for some of those for the funny quotes thread.
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