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Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Ague Proof posted:

You pretty much have to be.

Jared and Ivanka want to stay cool with their liberal New York socialite friends at expensive parties so they get journalists to write flattering puff pieces on them trying to moderate Trump's policies. Donald Jr has gone all in on the FOX crowd loving co-hosts so he's tweeting racist memes and parroting Qanon.

and Eric, as far as I can tell, has just enough dim cunning to realize that people are actually noticing his family's massive crimes, so he's staying low profile for a mainline Trump in hopes that he doesn't go to jail forever / becomes king of whatever smoldering ruins of the Trump Organization remain

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FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

For those unfamiliar, Skull and Bones is a student secret society at Yale, and both G.H.W. Bush and G.W. Bush are publicly known to have been members.
John Kerry, too :tinfoil:

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

FMguru posted:

John Kerry, too :tinfoil:

Ah, good ol' John "Bonespurs" Kerry.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 18, 2018

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

DynamicSloth posted:

That one's pretty fun, is Merkel supposed to be a year older than Trump or did Hitler survive in Germany until 1954?

.:!THEY!:. have mad science and Satanic power.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Q finally clarifies that this is not a LARP, posts a link to Snopes and claims they have an algorithm to automatically claim everything is false.

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8rvbn4/new_post_1534_q_mentions_larp_rumors/



quote:

We're fighting Goliath...and we're just some shepherd kid with a little pebble called Q.

Yes, plucky li'l POTUS, House, Senate, and Supreme Court.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Qultist encourages everyone to start vandalizing everything. Party of law and order!

quote:

its spreading like wildfire, this is why we have to keep spreading the word about Qanon. I suggest that Q supporters should carry a black marker when out socialising.

Be creative, post something like:

"Have you been Q'ed yet? #thegreatawakening "

or simpy the same as that graffiti in Barcelona.

Post this on the back of toilet doors in pubs and restaurants. Get people curious. Its only a small thing but one which will have huge consequences. This is how memes start, like a virus before it gets out of control and becomes mainstream. People will start searching on their phones, PC's, tablets and laptops.

Qanon is required to wake the sheeple and this will facilitate the POTUS's conquest of the DS. Its essential that the Marxist indoctrinated masses are woke. Each and every one of us has his/her part to play.


They're all sharing a meme of Q graffiti in Barcelona, but they folks with Photoshop skills are all telling them it's a fake and to stop posting easily debunked images because it makes them look bad.

If only I had PS skills, I'd work a photo of the Twin Towers ruin with a girder twisted into a Q.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

FMguru posted:

John Kerry, too :tinfoil:

Steven Mnuchin, Steven Schwartzman, Austan Goolsbee and Paul Giamatti (allegedly) as well.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
No better way than scrawling poo poo on toilet stall doors to get your totally not crazy message out. Yeah.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Polygynous posted:

No better way than scrawling poo poo on toilet stall doors to get your totally not crazy message out. Yeah.

That's how his mom and dad met.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

DynamicSloth posted:

That one's pretty fun, is Merkel supposed to be a year older than Trump or did Hitler survive in Germany until 1954?

The actual answer given is a frozen sperm sample. Not sure why they waited ten years to use it.

Polygynous posted:

No better way than scrawling poo poo on toilet stall doors to get your totally not crazy message out. Yeah.

This is going to end up with a lot of drunk guys getting seriously blueballed.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

DynamicSloth posted:

That one's pretty fun, is Merkel supposed to be a year older than Trump or did Hitler survive in Germany until 1954?
We had this discussion before in this thread (or another one? can't remember don't really care). Silvio Berlusconi is literally the only currently active top European politician born before the war (1936, he is one month younger than John McCain but Silvio spent tons of money in plastic surgery) who could fit such a stupid theory, but no, of course they choose Merkel. Also yes the frozen sperm theory, because what wouldn't they believe in.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Jun 18, 2018

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I love how scrawling poo poo on the back of a toilet door is referred to as "posting"

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Question: isnt 4chan anonymous? What's stopping any old Herbert going on there posting vague bullshit and claiming to be q ?

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012
You can stick a password in the email field and it hashes out to bunch of letters and numbers.

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

reignonyourparade posted:

You can stick a password in the email field and it hashes out to bunch of letters and numbers.

Tripcodes also use og DES crypt, so they're crackable in hours if anyone would care to.

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008

McGlockenshire posted:

Tripcodes also use og DES crypt, so they're crackable in hours if anyone would care to.

Can anyone translate this?

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

hitchensgoespop posted:

Can anyone translate this?

Have Fun

(I think he uses a secure tripcode now, which isn't so easy)

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
It's hard to even *skim* r/GA the past few days, since they're just going bugfuck nuts. It seems to be a combination of Q doing a ton of drops in the last few days, and of them showing even more alacrity in finding random news articles and tying them to Q. I'm also seeing quite an uptick in people reporting on seeing IRL Q support like grafitti, bumper stickers, shirts, fat old guys out holding protest signs, etc.

As to why Q is suddenly posting a lot I have a couple theories:
-- Possible slipping in market share after a few more prophecies didn't come true, plus losing the Alex Jones faithful last month
-- Skepticism in the Qult since the IG report is fizzling (and most of the new Qdrops are hyping the IG report)
-- The person(s) involved in Q might just have more time on their hands this week
-- If Q is actually one mentally ill individual, he could've had a bout of mania leading to a huge uptick in posting (and potentially his recent long silences could've been depressive episodes). I know that Q being a lone nut isn't the top theory, but those of us who follow the Conservapedia thread know that User:Conservative there does insane binges of compulsive editing. If Q is on disability, supported by family, has passive income, or a flexible job, basically everything he's done is still pretty viable for someone who has 8+ hours (or maybe quite a bit less) of free time per day and willing to devote it to the Qult.



Today they're obsessed with Trump forming the Space Force as the sixth branch of the military (which I think is a terrible idea), and some FBI agent and his wife dead in an apparent murder suicide "*right before he was about to testify in Fast and Furious*", and then a thread speculating that all the children allegedly "separated" from their parents are actually thousands of children rescued from sex trafficking that POTUS is desparately trying to *reunite* with their parents.

Basically you could take just today's post headlines and make the best/worst cover of We Didn't Start the Fire.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jun 18, 2018

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

As to why Q is suddenly posting a lot I have a couple theories:

i would agree with any/all of these and also add:
--the inactivity is deliberate, to make it look like Q isn't a keyboard jockey with too much free time
--Q ran out of ideas and it takes a while for them to come up with new material

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Last night I was having a beer and skimming r/GA, and found one thread that was exceptionally insane, despite its vague title:

This could be one of them BOOM's.

The gist of the OP is that the CEO of Google allegedly set up a secret gMail server in North Korea for the Obama Administration, so they could hide all their emails while appearing to use totally normal personal emails. A number of tech types tried explaining to the thread that it's not actually possible to specifically route individual @gmail.com addresses to a specific server, but they were handwaved away.

The allegation itself comes from a rando on 4chan, but that didn't stop the thread from getting 463 replies. And for whatever weird reason, the lunacy decided to spread out and cover nearly every one of the Greatest Hits. I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'm just going to skim the thread and post each distinct flavor of crazy:


-- 35,000 sealed indictments
-- Look at the cabal map ! There are hundreds of organizations on it.
-- That envelope was a metaphor for all the enormous intel NK IS giving.
-- And THATS why he showed the BACK of the envelope! It’s an emoji of an email icon. He’s showing it off!
-- he held it by his waist is where the Freemasons wear an apron that looks exactly like that.
-- If HRC had won I'm sure they REALLY would have it ALL. Even fresh pizza and hotdogs.
-- the flap of the envelope forms an upside down triangle, or pyramid, signalling the overturning of the cabal.
[then poo poo starts getting apropos of nothing]
-- Obama & the Clinton Foundation got Mugabe of Zimbabwe to sell his Uranium to Iran.
-- Or that geo-engineering is warming Antarctica thus making it a haven for evil to gather during the big-Banda-booms!
-- Georgia Guidestones...
-- Even the meeting table for Kim and Moon was 2018mm wide.
-- Google chrome uses a 666 symbol.
-- Arduino Chrome web Store? So much symbolism.
-- And juicy side note, Pelosi admits to going there, (brokered deal=TREASON) Bye bye Pelosi.
--Apparently they create an account share the password, make a draft(create message) they don't delete the draft it's like a sticky. If you have access to the account you see the draft. That way no messages sent, and you can create as much drafts as you like.
[NOTE: It's *Manafort* who is in the news for doing precisely this]
-- the evidence of Hidabeast financing No name, Graham, Ryan showed up.
-- This is spy tradecraft just like using all of those devices were likely dead drops to pass intel along.
-- Anyone think there just might be another server in Iran too?
-- Eric Schmidt and Jeff Flake went to Cuba on June 4 to meet their new leader.
-- They now think Dark State is one sending out the electronic signals to US embassy people that had the neurological symptoms.
-- Lasers and other electromagnetic radiation and manipulation are real (person just needs to search directed energy weapons on google)
-- Most folks have no idea that the cabal started the fires in California and all across the west coast last year. And, that they create all of the horrendous storms and hurricanes we have as well. After Puerto Rico, they brought thousands of Puerto Ricans to Florida and signed them up to vote. All while the dock workers/truck drivers in Puerto Rico went on strike so the supplies Trump sent in could not be unloaded or distributed. This so the people would be led to believe that Trump did not send help fast enough. What a bunch of losers they all are.
-- Yeah, and they would never experiment with LSD and trauma based mind control techniques on unknowing citizens and call it MK Ultra.... oh wait...
-- Yes, and so fascinating the "suicides" are all hangings.
-- on door knobs
-- With red scarves
-- Is there a significance to the door knob and scarves? I just thought it a not-so-suttle way of saying "I was murdered by the Cabal."
-- Masons are pretty low level in all this, they are probably used to do the 'dirty work' at times.
-- Thus the desperate missile launches to try and stop this.
-- Is it pretty much confirmed that was an attempted missile strike on AF1 now?
[It's canon!]
-- After all, their "charities" have administrative expenses in the high 90%.
-- “Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what you can do for your country,” sound familiar?
-- Perot had several similarities to Trump and the voting public was receptive to his message. But for what ever the reason he geared down his campaign mid way thru the final phase after labor day in 1992. (Some say he was threaten by "dark forces" - the term Deep State had not appeared in the lexicon at that time.)
-- It was proven 100% the popular numbers were faked by more than 5 million. Plus if you remove California and New York it is much more realistic.
-- No wonder Obummer was trying so desperately to contact Kim before the summit. Q said, we have it all!
Hundreds of posts in, someone asks the key question
-- Wait. What? This email server in NoK is just a theory, right? If not, please document the source.
-- Can we time the beginning of the Gmail system in North Korea to the time the FBI started using Gmail drafts to communicate?
-- Obama and Holder murdered my brothers and sisters by selling arms to MS-13.
-- Obama's and Hillary and Holder and Lynch's punishment for treason and mass-murder needs to leave deep and ugly and permanent scar on the U.S. psyche.
-- Once you force parents and little children to burn babies to death and cut other children's heads off, maybe you're past the point of having the kind of conscience that would produce fear of retribution.
-- What is his supposed Pakistani Name?
-- His wife has a penis and his daughters are child actors.
-- BO: Kim, Kim, pick up! I thought we had a deal, we gave you everything and you were supposed to nuke Guam!
-- What was in the envelope was the blue metal= plates for printing $. Red Castle
-- NOVUS ORDO SECLORUM. It's on the money
-- ES and the Bilderberg summit, a reporter snuck in to the summit;
-- as a side note Kissinger is 95 and going strong...shades of Rocky Feller
-- No like genuine question as in like is this sub satirical?
-- What if the envelope, under the cover of a silly symbolic letter, contained some valuable intelligence like hard printed documents, photos, USBs etc. Hence Trump said he didn’t “read” it. Diplomatic mail is protected and you can’t hack what’s printed. Like Q said “archive offline”.
-- Yes, Eric Schmidt personally went to N korea to set it up. Q has photos.
-- Technically aren’t there other ways of setting up a virtual server that is undetectable without having to place it in North Korea?
-- Everything having to do with the Deep State is a military op.
-- Haven't Q already confirmed that the four BOOM's was inside the NoKo agreement? Post 1468
-- I wonder if they extracted the server that time when the supposed escalation between NK and US took place a number of months ago? I remember reports a Seal team going in
-- This was posted on qanon research board by an anon researcher as a plausible theory. Nobody claims it’s Q and nobody claims it’s true. The theory based on the information we have. But it does offer food for thought. NoKo is a closed system, no oversight, and if you re-read q’s related drops you will see how plausible this theory is.
-- I watched Shia LaBeouf get trolled in real time by the autists. They crushed his ego with their game of international capture the flag. I was rolling on the floor howling in laughter.
-- Once we find out how massive this really was... Even us "conspiracy"-veterans are gonna have a hard time believing the scope of it.

TapTheForwardAssist fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Jun 18, 2018

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Because when you want to have a place to put all your secret emails, it's in a country that is openly hostile to the US.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Trump can't just tweet out all this information on the deep state cabal to avoid tipping them off before his secret plan comes to fruition.

Okay here's the publicly available website where we document the meaning of all his secret symbols that lay bare his entire plan for all the world to see, including the deep state cabal that must not be tipped off in order for Trump's plan to work.

No these secret symbols aren't a way to get help from the public to carry out his plan, he just puts it all out there so redditors can masturbate about it and do nothing.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

VitalSigns posted:

No these secret symbols aren't a way to get help from the public to carry out his plan, he just puts it all out there so redditors can masturbate about it and do nothing.

Standard Q line that is incessantly quoted is "their symbols will be their downfall" because the pedophile Satanic (((globalist))) Illuminati cabal is really OCD and just has to put owls and triangles and spirals on everything, otherwise they can't get their rocks off or something.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
We were wrong about Pizzagate. Turns out the real child abuse was inside US all along.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Lote posted:

We were wrong about Pizzagate. Turns out the real child abuse was inside US all along.

The real child abuse was the friends we made along the way.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
SECRET NORTH KOREAN GMAIL SERVER is so stupid and insane I can't even mock it. what the gently caress is wrong with these people.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Polygynous posted:

SECRET NORTH KOREAN GMAIL SERVER is so stupid and insane I can't even mock it. what the gently caress is wrong with these people.

How much time do you have?

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Polygynous posted:

SECRET NORTH KOREAN GMAIL SERVER is so stupid and insane I can't even mock it. what the gently caress is wrong with these people.

I blame at least part of this on the Left Behind series.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
an envelope COINCIDENTALLY looking like... an envelope

real fuckin breakthrough there genius

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


It’s kind of amazing how quick the BIG BOOM of the IG report that was going to reveal all oneveryone has already pretty much been forgotten by the Qult

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
It's obviously not the real report. TRUST SESSIONS. TRUST WRAY. TRUST THE PLAN etc etc

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Dr. VooDoo posted:

It’s kind of amazing how quick the BIG BOOM of the IG report that was going to reveal all oneveryone has already pretty much been forgotten by the Qult

Oh, there are *plenty* of threads on that too. They're scrambling to salvage the BOOM, and last I saw they're confident that it'll still land Hillary in Gitmo.

Supposedly in the report it mentions "hey Anthony Weiner was sexting a fifteen year old, so watch for evidence of those sex crimes". The Qult interprets the as NYPD found footage of Killary and Huma skinning children alive.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

So how are the Q folk and pizzagators spinning Trump actually literally being involved in child trafficking?

Some Anon on /pol/ posted that Weiner had a folder called "life insurance" on his laptop . No proof, no elaboration, but they hit the story early enough that it became part of the mythology, something in which they could imagine any depraved thing they wanted.

Mermaid Autopsy fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jun 19, 2018

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Mermaid Autopsy posted:

So how are the Q folk and pizzagators spinning Trump actually literally being involved in child trafficking?

They are *literally* saying that the kids in custody are victims of pedophile human traffickers, and GEOTUS has saved them and is desperately trying to reunite them with their families.

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
My absolute favorite thing about the Q stuff is probably just how juvenile it all is. Like divorce it, for a moment, from the political and racial aspects and from the fact that they honestly believe this stuff. It basically sounds like the sort of edgy grimdark stuff you'd expect a That Guy DM to throw at you or to see in some edgy fanfic or something. The bad guys control the whole world! They're so evil you guys! They, uh, victimize kids! Sexually! But violently, too! Literal cannibalism! They gently caress and eat children! Aren't my villains extreme!?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



OwlFancier posted:

Because when you want to have a place to put all your secret emails, it's in a country that is openly hostile to the US.

yes, when you are Barack Obama and therefore also openly hostile to the US, it makes sense ya dingaling



RoboChrist 9000 posted:

My absolute favorite thing about the Q stuff is probably just how juvenile it all is.

this might have been my favorite thing before working at both a bar and a comic book shop in the great plains

it's still fuckin hilarious but the effect is diminished when the realization hits that "real life is not a movie" is a minority worldview

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres
Strange bedfellows: the vast majority of Qultists in this thread support legalizing weed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/greatawakening/comments/8s229g/texas_republican_party_officially_endorses/


Over the years, even Free Republic forum has moved to being at least 50% pre-weed, with conservative arguments in favor.

If the Dems don't get off their asses and support legalization, the GOP is going to steal the issue, which is loving bizarre. In the 2016 primary, the GOP candidates were more vocal about legalizing weed than the Dem candidates, and arguably Trump was to the left of Hillary on the issue. Dems really gotta stop sucking and form an actual Leftist party.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


TapTheForwardAssist posted:

They are *literally* saying that the kids in custody are victims of pedophile human traffickers, and GEOTUS has saved them and is desperately trying to reunite them with their families.

If that were true you'd think he'd like, take credit for that.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Lurdiak posted:

If that were true you'd think he'd like, take credit for that.

He is as humble as he is genius.

Also a thing they literally believe. They also like to point out how humble and self-sacrificing he is to take on the most prestigious and powerful position on the planet. It's basically martyrdom since people keep saying mean things about him.

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Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Lurdiak posted:

If that were true you'd think he'd like, take credit for that.

isn't the theory that he can't yet, for reasons

like there's thousands of bad guys that are arrested but not arrested somehow and coming out and saying it would tip them off but he drops hints that lunatics on whateverchan can't stop talking about but it's all still secret

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