June N/V: Andrew Luck Throws Football

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Miss Lonelyhearts: Mar 22, 2003

I know it's entertaining to whine about things but is it honestly that bad? Tournaments are fun and when it's not a 7 game series, it's a lot of fun.

edit: DEREK LOKEY

# ? Jun 19, 2018 05:47

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEBeC6mNi0k

# ? Jun 19, 2018 10:18

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/TrapGawdd/status/1007018210938556417

# ? Jun 19, 2018 11:30

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

Randaconda posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEBeC6mNi0k

Aww hell yeeaaahh.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 14:08

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1009096825255624704?s=19

All I can say is, good luck with that.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 16:57

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

Greg Robinson is the worst player in the NFL

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:14

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Miss Lonelyhearts posted:

I know it's entertaining to whine about things but is it honestly that bad? Tournaments are fun and when it's not a 7 game series, it's a lot of fun.

edit: DEREK LOKEY

Personally I wasn't whining, just hadn't thought about it before. I have no problem with how the postseason is constructed in football, especially the sudden death elimination part which makes it go by quickly and makes each game huge. Hell as we can see basketball and hockey are much much worse

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:21

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

DariusLikewise posted:

Greg Robinson is the worst player in the NFL

Christian Hackenburg has a word for you.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:21

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Christian Hackenburg has a word for you.

You mean the currently unemployed Christian Hackenburg?

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:22

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Play posted:

Personally I wasn't whining, just hadn't thought about it before. I have no problem with how the postseason is constructed in football, especially the sudden death elimination part which makes it go by quickly and makes each game huge. Hell as we can see basketball and hockey are much much worse

Hockey playoffs are the best thing, the hell is wrong with you

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:22

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

DariusLikewise posted:

Greg Robinson is the worst player in the NFL

Then it's no coincidence he shares his name with the worst defensive coordinator in the history of the NFL

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:23

DariusLikewise: Oct 4, 2008; You wore that on Halloween?

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Christian Hackenburg has a word for you.

We've never seen Hackenburg play, the jury is still out. We've got tape of 52 Greg Robinson NFL starts where he is just making GBS threads it up all over the field.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:26

the mean lunch lady: Jun 24, 2009; went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious

Play posted:

Personally I wasn't whining, just hadn't thought about it before. I have no problem with how the postseason is constructed in football, especially the sudden death elimination part which makes it go by quickly and makes each game huge. Hell as we can see basketball and hockey are much much worse

Except both the NHL and NBA playoffs own a lot

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:29

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

piss tape israel posted:

Then it's no coincidence he shares his name with the worst defensive coordinator in the history of the NFL

Just put him in Texas and he's randomly fine and actually loved*.

*-may only apply to the university of Texas.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:34

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Acebuckeye13 posted:

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/1009096825255624704?s=19

All I can say is, good luck with that.

I've been waiting for Dorsey to start cutting the mid-late round picks Sashi had been keeping around.

I'll miss ol Penis Penis though

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:34

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

There are objectively too many teams in both the NBA and NHL playoffs. Games are fun though.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:43

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

The NHL playoffs are fun for sure. The NBA can gently caress off with their super teams

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:45

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

The NBA is my only hope when football dies and college basketball gets absorbed by the G League.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:47

FUCKFACE MORON: Apr 23, 2010; by sebmojo

This is grim

quote:

Cortney Baird, the wife of former NFL quarterback Erik Kramer, told police she fears for her life after Kramer threw several household objects at her during a June 13 altercation, according to TMZ Sports.

Kramer was arrested on domestic violence charges and released the next day, though he was given a restraining order and told to stay away from Baird and the couple's daughter. But Baird remains fearful that Kramer will come after her despite the court order.

"I am terrified that he is out looking for me at this very moment and will kill me and my daughter," Baird said.

She has since filed for a divorce.

Baird told police that she and Kramer had a verbal altercation and that when she tried to approach him about it the next day, he "flipped out and began cussing her out, pushing her around the home and then started grabbing various household items to throw at her ... including ice packs and their knife block," according to TMZ.

Kramer did not manage to hit Baird with any of those objects, but then "allegedly started grabbing other items around the home�glasses, candle holders, picture frames�and started smashing them on the ground." Baird called 911 and Kramer admitted to police that he had gotten "physical."

He was charged with "felony corporal injury to a spouse or cohabitant" and released after posting a $50,000 bond, according to Nathan Fenno of the Los Angeles Times.

"Mr. Kramer was cooperative at the time of the arrest," Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department Capt. Joshua Thai told Fenno.

Baird suggested Kramer's suicide attempt in 2015, when he survived a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head, proves that he has access to guns and is a danger to her and her daughter. She is seeking to extend the emergency restraining order that was given after Kramer's arrest.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 17:53

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

piss tape israel posted:

This is grim

Kramer v Kramer

# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:31

The Juggernaut: Nov 29, 2005

CTE + bullet to the dome = not a cure for brain dysfunction

# ? Jun 19, 2018 18:57

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Sad to see Kramer's accuracy issues continued past his career...

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:00

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Killing Tyler Durden is the kind of thing that doesn't show up in a box score.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:04

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

If Lamar Jackson ends up being the best QB from this class literally every GM should be fired.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:04

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If Lamar Jackson ends up being the best QB from this class literally every GM should be fired.

Fire hurney I agree

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:24

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

DariusLikewise posted:

Greg Robinson is the worst player in the NFL

All he has to do last year was last 9 games until Taylor Decker could come back.

He made it 6 before getting replaced by an UDFA.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:24

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Greg Robinson the big 100% Guaranteed Can't Miss Prospect

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:27

deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If Lamar Jackson ends up being the best QB from this class literally every GM should be fired.

Lamar Jackson has all the tools to be amazing and I was disappointed that he dropped so far. But also really excited that Baltimore picked him since I�m living in Ravens Land so I�ll get to see a lot of him.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:27

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If Lamar Jackson ends up being the best QB from this class literally every GM should be fired.

here's the thing

He already is

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:40

weird Asian candy: Aug 23, 2005; Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

Raku posted:

here's the thing

He already is

What day and year is it where you are? Tell us more about what the future holds :allears:

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:45

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Raku posted:

here's the thing

He already is

I hate being a Browns fan :bang:

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:45

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

weird Asian candy posted:

What day and year is it where you are? Tell us more about what the future holds

"In the year TWO THOUSAAAAAANNNNDDDDD...!"

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:46

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Fire Safety Doug posted:

Eagles give SB ring to former secretary fired by Chip

The Eagles are righting the wrongs committed by the evil and unspeakable one who Must Not Be Named.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 19:48

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

Ches Neckbeard posted:

If Lamar Jackson ends up being the best QB from this class literally every GM should be fired.

You can't fire Ozzie he already quit

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:05

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

axeil posted:

The Eagles are righting the wrongs committed by the evil and unspeakable one who Must Not Be Named.

You posting your defense of Chip and why it made sense to keep him an hour or so before he got fired was one of my favorite TFF moments.

It was like a localized non-national version of Peter King's article swearing the Steelers would never hire Todd Haley that got printed a half hour before Todd Haley was hired as their OC.

(I'm not comparing you to Peter King for the record, I'm not that cruel).

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:08

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

You posting your defense of Chip and why it made sense to keep him an hour or so before he got fired was one of my favorite TFF moments.

It was like a localized non-national version of Peter King's article swearing the Steelers would never hire Todd Haley that got printed a half hour before Todd Haley was hired as their OC.

(I'm not comparing you to Peter King for the record, I'm not that cruel).

It was also one of my favorite moments and makes me laugh my rear end off to this day!

I hope it gets enshrined in the TFF Hall of Fame when it becomes eligible along with "A Decade of Spectacular Failure", Fancy's rant about the Bills, "Lost Season", and "Dear Ed 'Guns' Houcili"

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:11

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

weird Asian candy posted:

What day and year is it where you are? Tell us more about what the future holds

Josh Allen is a bust

Browns cut Osweiler after starting him twice, fire Hue and the GM, and the new GM signs Hackenberg

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:17

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Chip Kelly set the stage for the Eagles championship run.

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:37

Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Chip Kelly set the stage for the Eagles championship run.

by getting fired

# ? Jun 19, 2018 20:38

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