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Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

I'm pretty much always jealous of any goat. They chill out, eat grass, jump on things... goats have it good.

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Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Baron von Eevl posted:

Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeechdach, verrostet

gesundheit

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:05

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Elfface posted:

I'm pretty much always jealous of any goat. They chill out, eat grass, jump on things... goats have it good.

Depending on the goat, some people scare them on purpose to trigger a seizure of some kind, so I imagine that'd be a rough time for those goats.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:09

Skeleton Mom: Aug 11, 2008

goats have cool eye balls and that's my favourite thing about goats

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:12

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

lol tell your boss to take this job and shove it

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:17

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

Germans sure love scat.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:18

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Goats have creepy eyes. There was a poster on these forums once that had myotonic seizures like those �fainting� goats and he said it hurts like hell and is psychologically burdensome when it happens. I just assume the goats are tormented by it, too.

freeedr has a new favorite as of 17:50 on Jun 20, 2018

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:27

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

Male goats pee on they own faces.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:30

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Phlegmish posted:

lol tell your boss to take this job and shove it

I would but the student loan people would get me.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:34

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

Trig Discipline posted:

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:47

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

Shifty Nipples posted:

Male goats pee on they own faces.

Only when they're horny. (Legit, it's done in mating season)

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:51

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

Those will be the days you'll happily reminisce on your deathbed though, so cherish those moments.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:51

terrenblade: Oct 29, 2012

boner confessor posted:

You see comrade, when assigning job of telegraph pole to tank, partisan will not of cut wire for fear of being shoot.

_{I am aware that is a German tank.}

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:52

Shai-Hulud: Jul 10, 2008; But it feels so right!; Lipstick Apathy

Zil posted:

I am conflicted. I like this googly eyed derpy little dude, but on the other hand it is a printer, my sworn enemy.

Those Zebra label printers are loving troopers. The ones we use at work just keep going and going and going. You might need to readjust the label feed every couple of years and that's it.
As far as printers go, and I think printers are spawned from the ballsack off Satan himself, these things are the good guys.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:58

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

Post less on SA

# ? Jun 20, 2018 18:05

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

Ak Gara posted:

Germans are always angry because their pillows are loving stupid. They're designed to come past your shoulder, making your neck bend at an angle because the pillow isn't up against your collar bone.

They're also angry because their toilets are backwards.

hahaha

i do that

# ? Jun 20, 2018 18:16

Catatron Prime: Aug 23, 2010; IT ME; Toilet Rascal

il_cornuto posted:

I like the stealthy googly eyes on the picture in the background.

I can't wait till he gets back from vacation :v:

#existentialterror

I also put some on the underside of the toilet seat, but nobody every bothers lifting up the seat back there :eng99:

# ? Jun 20, 2018 18:16

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Inzombiac posted:

hahaha

i do that

What are your thoughts on the sudetenland?

# ? Jun 20, 2018 18:24

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Idk you guys, I've used German pillows all my life except for the brief time I lived in the US, and I find them way better. The secret is that they need to be heavy, not too fluffy. Then you can scrunch and shape them however you need. Including like those orthopedic pillows from TV if you like.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:07

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

I really don't mind the pillows so much (although I do use non-German ones). The lack of flat sheets though...I just can't get behind it. Frickin' savages.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:16

ruddiger: Jun 3, 2004

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u9MJben.mp4

Black Phillip's living deliciously.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:22

davebo: Nov 15, 2006; Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito; College Slice

ruddiger posted:

Black Phillip's living deliciously.

No boats here, so remove thy skiff.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 20:32

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u9MJben.mp4

Liquid, noodle, protein. That's a solid soup you got going there.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:09

Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

jobson groeth posted:

Liquid, noodle, protein. That's a solid soup you got going there.

It's the greatest of all time.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:09

synthetik: Feb 28, 2007; I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Shai-Hulud posted:

Those Zebra label printers are loving troopers. The ones we use at work just keep going and going and going. You might need to readjust the label feed every couple of years and that's it.
As far as printers go, and I think printers are spawned from the ballsack off Satan himself, these things are the good guys.

The backbone of the medical laboratory industry is Zebra label printers and Brother lasers.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:18

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

I never thought I'd be jealous of a goat, but after 10 straight days of work averaging 12 hours a day with no end in sight (including working til after 9 last night and getting up at 4 so I could be back in the office at 5:30 this morning), welp, here we are.

https://www.jwz.org/gruntle/nscpdorm.html posted:

Some email from Laura says, ``You are rapidly approaching meltdown. Get out now.'' She told me that I need to go Coot Chasing. Apparently there's an open space preserve north of Shoreline and SGI, and at the end of a twisty road is a lake. Around this lake are hordes of little black birds called coots. They run around on the mud flat on little half-webbed feet, and when you chase them, their feet make a phup phup phup noise. And if you get them really agitated, they oink, like little black feathered piggies.

``It is,'' she promises, ``the funniest loving thing.''

Coots know how to live. I wish I were a coot.

Mr. Wizard, I think I'd rather be a coot than a hacker. Yeah, sure, every now and then a giant pink-haired ape would come running after me and chase me into the lake, but really, could it be that much worse? I'd have a tiny little brain and wouldn't be expected to worry about anything.

yes, you're being robbed, especially if you're on a salary

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Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

I don�t think the Coots are still there.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:22

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/u9MJben.mp4

gg

good goat

# ? Jun 20, 2018 22:43

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Besesoth posted:

yes, you're being robbed, especially if you're on a salary

Nah, I'm hourly, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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TehRedWheelbarrow: Mar 16, 2011; Fan of Britches

chumps go on salary

i dont work free yo

# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:01

The_end: May 17, 2014

Besesoth posted:

yes, you're being robbed, especially if you're on a salary

I am going off salary in a week.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:02

DeadlyMuffin: Jul 3, 2007

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Ah yes, the shitshelf. I found that if you sit on it facing the wall, it's a pretty good design. And if you find an older hotel where the toilets still have a tank, sitting on it backwards, and utilizing the tank top as a workspace is pretty tits, really.

The best name for this is "the continental shelf".

# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:38

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

My first time in Germany using the poo poo shelf was not a fun experience. First I�m a little dismayed by my poo poo pile at the top of the toilet like that, but then when I flushed it made a tremendous skid mark all the way across and down! I�m talking a normal Bristol #4 here.

The trick is to make a little toilet paper raft, then it�s fun to watch the thing sail tidily away.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:49

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

It seems very apt that German toilets have a poop shelf. There are barely any Mexican restaurants so the fear of intense splashback after a dinner of beans & chilies is nonexistent.

# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:58