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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Not every white fluid is semen, thread.

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La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Mymla posted:

Not every white fluid is semen, thread.

Yeah sometimes men get blood in their semen so the red fluids are also suspect.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

You know, those nurses that do the essential oil and antivaxx woo are really frustrating, given that most people listen to nurses. I know if my mom heard a nurse talk about essential oils, she'd be on board because nurses are healthcare professionals.

That poo poo is really damaging.

Not where I thought this thread would go, really.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
asides from tiggums :piss:

new goonbabby

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Mymla posted:

Not every white fluid is semen, thread.

What

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Mymla posted:

Not every white fluid is semen, thread.

Well they should be

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:


You wonder why she ended up as a Community College professor...

As a community college professor I take offense to that! My kid is fully vaccinated and we have faculty/staff flu shot drives every year that are always packed.

Anti food porn related: My students always try to eat in the computer lab. I don't know how the idea doesn't revolt them. Students are nasty, dirty, disease-filled creatures. Yes, touch that mouse the student from the previous class used after being knuckle-deep in his nose and then pick up a french fry to eat. The table is totally a clean place to put food after someone was plucking their beard hair out and dropping it on the table.

Alterian has a new favorite as of 22:45 on Jun 20, 2018

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
i appreciate you friend community college professor

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord

Alterian posted:

Anti food porn related: My students always try to eat in the computer lab. I don't know how the idea doesn't revolt them. Students are nasty, dirty, disease-filled creatures. Yes, touch that mouse the student from the previous class used after being knuckle-deep in his nose and then pick up a french fry to eat. The table is totally a clean place to put food after someone was plucking their beard hair out and dropping it on the table.

drat, I thought I was bad for sneaking energy drinks and candy bars into my biology lab courses. At least I didn't have to touch my food or my face directly, and had the good sense not to put anything I intended to consume on the tables, and put everything away before actually starting on the lab work..

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I was really shocked at how widespread the essential oil bullshit had gone. When we had our kid here every hospital we visited made sure to advertise their essential oil facilities to us. White expats giving birth in Japan are almost exclusively super rich housewives so it's extreme that community and I guess I can forgive them for assuming we were the same. But then when my partner actually went in they had already prepped her LDR with some super strong scent and it was loving stomach churning. Fortunately she was able to move to a different LDR.

Like I get that placebo effects are often almost as strong as many OTC medicines. And I guess any non-invasive poo poo you can do to assist with labour is probably good... But the level of belief you'd need to have in what is (in some cases literally) snake oil for a strong whiff of lavender or oregano or whatever to actually help you through labour is kinda amazing.

Chemmy
Feb 4, 2001

I think aromatherapy can help you relax which probably has good outcomes on medical treatment. I had a piece of cartilage floating behind my kneecap that a masseuse told me she could get rid of with lavender oil.

"Yeah, uh, just don't massage my left knee, ok?"

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

sneakyfrog posted:

asides from tiggums :piss:

new goonbabby

And what are you impkying here, Mr. Swift?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Chemmy posted:

I think aromatherapy can help you relax which probably has good outcomes on medical treatment.

Maybe they'd got the concentrations wrong because I would've got a headache if I'd stayed in that room more than 20 minutes

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

tribbledirigible posted:

And what are you impkying here, Mr. Swift?

goons breed and you should all be afraid

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
beans are also intrinsic to chili and if you dont like them just go make pasta sauce you lameo

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

this hosed me up

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


The more I look at this, the more there is to unpack.

Looks like a party, though.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Sandwich Anarchist posted:

this hosed me up

congrats on your newgoonbabby and when you have a baby shower, think of this image

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Chemmy posted:

I think aromatherapy can help you relax which probably has good outcomes on medical treatment. I had a piece of cartilage floating behind my kneecap that a masseuse told me she could get rid of with lavender oil.

"Yeah, uh, just don't massage my left knee, ok?"

If there is a chemical that can remove your cartilage through skin contact, that poo poo would be horrifying.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Hf acid can melt bone with skin contact

Yep, p. horrible

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bob dobbs is dead posted:

Hf acid can melt bone with skin contact

Yep, p. horrible

So you're saying my HF acid and essential mercury oils diffuser Kickstarter might not go as planned?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Zil posted:

So you're saying my HF acid and essential mercury oils diffuser Kickstarter might not go as planned?

Add DMSO-based "spike shots" that you add-in as DLCs and you've got something

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Zil posted:

So you're saying my HF acid and essential mercury oils diffuser Kickstarter might not go as planned?

You just need more buzzwords- how about essential organic mercury oils?

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

Randaconda posted:



raspberry gelatin dentures floating in sun kissed citrus gelatin

Toothsome.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
There's a poop in my boot!

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I smell sex and candy here

Oh and also drugs

root beer
Nov 13, 2005


He;s thinking about thos beans, and shooting the cook for the aftermath

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

mng posted:

There's a poop in my boot!

I keep reading this as "There's a poop in my butt" and laughing because I have the emotional maturity of a 5 year old :laugh:

Also that pic was posted somewhere else possibly the cursed thread and someone said "Somebody poisoned the water hole" which I thought was quite amusing, I'm sorry that I do not have the source of this right now to credit the Original Content.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

uber_stoat posted:

the kroger now has fizzy water flavored with "brown" soft drink flavors, like cola, root beer, and "doctor." it's weird.

I want the brown doctor flavor

Also La Croix is pretty good when it's ice cold but if it warms up at all it tastes way too bitter for me and I never end up finishing the can so it goes to waste.
I drink water with added Crystal lite or similar sugar free powder mixes on ice the most often. Sometimes I go through phases where I pick up diet soft drinks every week at the store but I get bored with them after a while.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

DicktheCat posted:

The more I look at this, the more there is to unpack.

Looks like a party, though.

You can have a helluva time in Dallas Vegas with all that.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

CannonFodder posted:

You can have a helluva time in Dallas Vegas with all that.

:golfclap:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


What exactly is a La Croix? I've never seen it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Grand Fromage posted:

What exactly is a La Croix? I've never seen it.

Non-joke answer, it's canned carbonated water with fruit flavoring. The flavoring is extremely extremely weak so it tastes like carbonated water with a vague hint that it's supposed to have something flavoring it.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Oh, okay. I've seen jokes about it but it apparently became a thing after I left the US.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
This might help explain Tuggum's view on Pharmacists.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FTcLpY3MWPk

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

Non-joke answer, it's canned carbonated water with fruit flavoring. The flavoring is extremely extremely weak so it tastes like carbonated water with a vague hint that it's supposed to have something flavoring it.

I'm paraphrasing some goon, but they posted that it tastes like water that thought about a lime once. I cannot confirm or deny since I just drink whatever I want without pretending to be healthy about it

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm paraphrasing some goon, but they posted that it tastes like water that thought about a lime once. I cannot confirm or deny since I just drink whatever I want without pretending to be healthy about it

There's practically a genre of La Croix jokes, like "You're drinking water and someone shouts the name of a specific fruit from the other room" or "Shy strawberry".

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Lava Lamp Goddess
Feb 19, 2007

La Croix tastes more like the aluminum can it's in than the flavor it's supposed to be.

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