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Gavok posted:This is the best explanation for why people don't like Matt Striker. He could do a great job calling a match with enthusiasm and passion, but at some point he'll yell, "Chris Benoit did nothing wrong!" and ruin any goodwill. So he doing it for Benghazi?
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 13:47 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 06:34 |
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Replace him and Vampiro with Derrick and Rocco imo. https://youtu.be/tjsGUMfmTHU
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 20:24 |
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I didn't like how the Temple looks clean but has weird lovely yellow lighting. I hope that gets addressed as the show moves on. So who all is written off? Hernandez didn't need it so the arm break is kinda weird. I assume Marty's gone. Either Mariposa is already gone or she's already checked herself out mentally because yeah. Angelico is gone. Fox hasn't changed his twitter away from Dante so I feel like his absence might be a story thing rather than a quitting thing? edit: Also was Chavo ever reinstated on screen or do we just roll with it? Nehru the Damaja fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Jun 14, 2018 |
# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:06 |
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Nehru the Damaja posted:edit: Also was Chavo ever reinstated on screen or do we just roll with it? I assumed that Papa Cueto nullified his son's decision. I was happily surprised to see Chavo.
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# ? Jun 14, 2018 23:41 |
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Nehru the Damaja posted:So who all is written off? Hernandez didn't need it so the arm break is kinda weird. I assume Marty's gone. Either Mariposa is already gone or she's already checked herself out mentally because yeah. Angelico is gone. Fox hasn't changed his twitter away from Dante so I feel like his absence might be a story thing rather than a quitting thing? Going by the trailer though, it seems like they still have stuff in mind for Marty.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 01:13 |
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Because I'm derpy, that *was* still Cheerleader Melissa as Mariposa, right? Good enough opening show, next week's main event will be boss.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 07:35 |
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Benne posted:I guess, but it just felt like half "people coming in to eat quick pins and gently caress off out of their contracts" and half "hastily reminding you of storylines still going on" without letting anything sink in. It didn't have the cohesion or flow of the other Aztec Warfare matches, and looked edited to hell and back. At least Pentagon got a strong win and the most eliminations, which was the right call. Ghidzilla posted:Because I'm derpy, that *was* still Cheerleader Melissa as Mariposa, right? Yeah, that was still her, she took time off to get breast implants and probably couldn't do much while she was healing. Someone on Reddit posted this: https://gfycat.com/HardtofindFirmHummingbird . I'm only posting that link as a 'yep, it's her', not as anything creepy.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 07:42 |
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I'm the pepperoni slice laying in the ring the entire match.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 08:55 |
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exploded mummy posted:or if the very first one they ever put on had the champion of women everywhere get absolutely belittled and pinned in a 3 minute sqaush I thought that was a good way of subverting the audience's expectations. She's a woman babyface, she'll obviously win this match, right? Nope. They wanted to demonstrate, right off the bat, that this show will be deviating from the usual.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 08:56 |
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I just read AR Fox said he missed the first taping due to some travel issues, so he won't be around until later in the season, but he's not gone! I'm glad they changed Vibora's mask for Austin Matelson's sake. The long dino-snout one he had last season looked like a nightmare to wrestle in. \/\/\/ I was thinking more along the lines of seeing well over a giant central beak, but yeah, didn't look easy to breathe in either. sticklefifer fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jun 15, 2018 |
# ? Jun 15, 2018 09:29 |
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sticklefifer posted:I'm glad they changed Vibora's mask for Austin Matelson's sake. The long dino-snout one he had last season looked like a nightmare to wrestle in. Yeah, it looked awesome but also airtight. Dunno how he managed to breathe, let alone wrestle.
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# ? Jun 15, 2018 10:21 |
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I hate Papa Cueto's voice, bring back proper Dario
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 04:49 |
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Jerusalem posted:I hate Papa Cueto's voice, bring back proper Dario i wonder how long at a time he can keep that up
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 04:52 |
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Papa Cueto is so weird because I can't tell if we're supposed to know, in kayfabe, whether that's obviously Dario in a beard, or if they're clearly different in kayfabe and we just know that's clearly Luis Fernandez Gil in a beard.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 17:15 |
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Nehru the Damaja posted:Papa Cueto is so weird because I can't tell if we're supposed to know, in kayfabe, whether that's obviously Dario in a beard, or if they're clearly different in kayfabe and we just know that's clearly Luis Fernandez Gil in a beard. I'm betting it's actually Dario in disguise. I feel like they could have made it a little less obvious if they wanted him to be a new character, especially with the voice, but maybe I'm overestimating Luis Fernandez Gil's acting chops.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 17:49 |
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Honestly I can't decide which would be more Lucha Underground - whether it's meant to be a whole new character or if it's just Dario in disguise. Either way it's amazing.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 19:24 |
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It would be great if they use TV magic and it turns out that Dario faked his death, but Papa is actually his real father and a different guy and they reunite and explain how Matanza is his brother and what happened to Mrs. Cueto.
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# ? Jun 16, 2018 23:07 |
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Alastor_the_Stylish posted:It would be great if they use TV magic and it turns out that Dario faked his death, but Papa is actually his real father and a different guy and they reunite and explain how Matanza is his brother and what happened to Mrs. Cueto. Mrs. Cueto is also played by Dario. Writer Cath fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Jun 17, 2018 |
# ? Jun 17, 2018 03:54 |
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I clocked out in Season 3 and totally lost the thread. Is this new one worth jumping back into?
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:34 |
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There's only been one show so far, and Dario is dead (or faked his death) and been replaced by his father (or possibly Dario dressed as his dad) and he's moved the temple to an old house he's been storing beer in for the last couple decades, and stole the key to Matanza's cage from Dario's casket and announced Pentagon will be defending the title against his ONLY son Matanza next week so in short... the fun soap opera weirdness is still there at least.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 04:40 |
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they changed the ropes too and now modelo is a sponsor
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 05:11 |
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Writer Cath posted:Mrs. Cueto is also played by Dario.
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 05:39 |
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Darios all the way down
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 13:13 |
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The metal detector goes off as you enter the venue: Security Guard: "HOLD ON!!"
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# ? Jun 17, 2018 14:13 |
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What's a big bad steve Oh, hey Jack Swagger
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:08 |
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Flinger posted:Darios all the way down Finale reveals that everyone is Dario. Taya, Paul London, Luchasaurus, they've all been manifestations of his love of violence.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:12 |
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Good for Swagger. I'm glad he's over.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:19 |
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I've missed the Beautiful Brenda.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:19 |
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How does Rey Horus not get more indy bookings
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:35 |
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Xerzes posted:How does Rey Horus not get more indy bookings Hopefully we get to see him in CMLL now that they're booking freelancers who work AAA
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:36 |
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Pinwiz11 posted:I've missed the Beautiful Brenda. I like that double-take where Mack is all, "She's hot... but the gently caress is wrong with her?"
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 13:56 |
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So, based on the ending with Matanza we can say that Antonio is definitely not Dario, right? Not that it means something about Dario not coming back, since as this episode reminded us time travel and resurrection are both very real possibilities.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:12 |
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LupusAter posted:So, based on the ending with Matanza we can say that Antonio is definitely not Dario, right? Not that it means something about Dario not coming back, since as this episode reminded us time travel and resurrection are both very real possibilities. I'm pretty sure we saw a shot in the first episode with Agent Winter where both Dario is in the casket and Antonio is standing over it, yeah?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 17:53 |
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AKA Driver posted:I'm pretty sure we saw a shot in the first episode with Agent Winter where both Dario is in the casket and Antonio is standing over it, yeah? what if it was a fake dario? a fario?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 18:27 |
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It's his other brother Daluigi.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 18:30 |
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AKA Driver posted:I'm pretty sure we saw a shot in the first episode with Agent Winter where both Dario is in the casket and Antonio is standing over it, yeah? A fake corpse wouldn't be that farfetched, to be fair.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 19:18 |
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LupusAter posted:A fake corpse wouldn't be that farfetched, to be fair.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 22:57 |
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thelazyblank posted:what if it was a fake dario? a fario? Dario is alive, the man in the coffin is some b-list actor named Luis Fernandez-Gil oh SHIIIIIIIIIT
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:46 |
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It's so weird. They bent kayfabe in the other direction with something that's so fake we can't tell if we're supposed to know. I really hope they get better lighting. The new temple is weirdly clean but with much shittier lighting.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 02:36 |
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Yeah the in-ring lighting is distracting. Like every match is a Sin Cara match.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 17:46 |