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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

quote:

Colbert's parody of a right-wing conservative was my introduction to right-leaning ideology. His parodied arrogance about right wing ideas actually drew me to those ideas. What was so wrong about having a healthy sense of self and admiration for one's own accomplishments?


imagine being this stupid

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Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Still mega bummed and wishing for nuclear fire

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Womp Womp

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Moola posted:

Still mega bummed and wishing for nuclear fire

Nice try Moola. You just want the nuclear fire so you can become a radskeleton.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

do u know jenny posted:

lol if you think someone like Candace Owens actually believes the bullshit she peddles.

She (intelligently) knew she would be making peanuts as a black woman liberal figurehead so she went full chud for the $$$$$. See also: Stacy Dash after her movie career fizzled

https://twitter.com/DiamondandSilk/status/1009740963668021248

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/FriendEden100/status/1009750875320082432?s=19

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!

g0lbez posted:

sometimes this thread helps keep me sane plz don't gas

Svensken
May 29, 2010

Wow this was unexpected

qkkl
Jul 1, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wait a second, Trump and Ivanka have natural brown hair, and his two older son's are blondes?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Trump *had* natural brown hair.
Who knows what's natural on him anymore.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Some children have blond hair that turns brown as they get older.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Avirosb posted:

Trump *had* natural brown hair.
Who knows what's natural on him anymore.

The point is that it makes it less likely the boys are his.

But then look at just how dumb they are. That takes genes.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/351120640180355072

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Svensken posted:

Wow this was unexpected

Imagine nazis being bad people

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
In 1984 it was light brown. In 1986 Trump lightened his hair colour to a soft blonde. In 1990 to match the darkness of the times, Trump moved his colour to a darker brown than 1984. In 1992, Donald Trump married his longtime mistress Marla Maples. For the wedding he chose a ruddy brown color which imbued a confident, masculine quality to his signature coiffure. In 1997, Trump filed for divorce from Ms. Maples. For his newly single, carefree life, Donald Trump decided to move on the golden hue that highlighted his vast wealth. In 1999 Donald Trump made his first bid for the presidency for the reform party. Shortly after, he withdrew his candidacy, but it was too late: Trump was bitten by the running-for-president bug. His gray-brown colour hinting at his disappointment at losing the candidacy intermixed with his joy of coming to terms with his life goal. In 2003, Donald Trump announced his new show, "The Apprentice," of which he would host and executive produce. Trump shortened his man-bob into a long back hairdo. He also gave his hair a green tint to call attention to the millions he had in the bank. In 2005 Trump married Melania, so he brought back a lighter version of his golden chrome sheen. In 2010, Trump opted for a subtle dark blonde colour. In 2011 Donald Trump started his torrid love affair with Latin America with the opening of the Trump Ocean Club in Panama City. In it's honor, Trump gave his hair the same yellow color in Panama's coat of arms. In 2013, Trump started sporting the gray/silver hair first popularized by Kelly Osbourne. So Trump joined the fad while it was still cool and before it became "overdone" and "hipster."In 2015 with him leading in the polls for the Republican candidate for presidency, Trump knew it was the time to stand out. He chose to balayage his hair, dying the roots silver and darkening the hue into a green gold.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Jose posted:

starting to feel its time to wrap the thread up since its not really funny anymore

This is one of the best threads in this dead gay forum. And lol if this thread doesn't go from start to finish of this shitshow.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014




lol at this idiot not getting what giving brain means.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/PickardJE/status/1009758696870699009

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Power Khan posted:

This is one of the best threads in this dead gay forum. And lol if this thread doesn't go from start to finish of this shitshow.

yeah i was feeling some hangover anxiety but i'm no longer hungover

Eraflure
Oct 12, 2012



"LOOK I'M ON THE COVER AGAIN :haw:"

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Power Khan posted:

This is one of the best threads in this dead gay forum. And lol if this thread doesn't go from start to finish of this shitshow.

Very disappointed they did not use this picture

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


I love that "Creepy Trump" refers to everyone in that photo

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Very disappointed they did not use this picture



:same:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
got to pay for those tax cuts somehow

https://twitter.com/ASlavitt/status/1009660392489062400

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
If these kids are all considered orphans now, what happens to them next? Can any of them be adopted?

The Archaic
Jul 6, 2003

Are you a consultant archaeologist in North America?

Unionize today!

PM me and ask me how your future can be history!
Why didn't they use the lawn mower photo?

Edit: beaten dammit

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

nickhimself posted:

If these kids are all considered orphans now, what happens to them next? Can any of them be adopted?

I'm sure people will be lining up to adopt latino kids who are now officially mentally unstable after being pumped full of unnecessary brain drugs.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

bloom posted:

I'm sure people will be lining up to adopt latino kids

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1009195833743544321

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Ghouls!

outy
Aug 27, 2004

do u know jenny posted:

lol if you think someone like Candace Owens actually believes the bullshit she peddles.

She (intelligently) knew she would be making peanuts as a black woman liberal figurehead so she went full chud for the $$$$$. See also: Stacy Dash after her movie career fizzled

I hadn't heard of her until she was on the Joe Rogan podcast recently. They cancelled Fox News in the UK because no-one watched it, so we don't get to see these pundits very regularly.
It's quite an insight into the cult-right mentality when you see her exchange with Rogan on climate change. It's 20 minutes of:

CO: I think it's a scam, I don't believe in it.
JR: Well, it's a complex subject and the scientific consensus is that humans are exacerbating it. What evidence have you seen that leads you to believe that they are wrong and you are right?
CO: I just don't believe in it. I don't know anything about it really.
JR: Shouldn't you say 'I don't know' instead of 'I don't believe in it' then?
CO: But I don't believe in it, I think it's a scam.

etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lD29jqH078

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
Lowtax should sells ads like gently caress on this thread to pay for his mega health bills.

Do it lowtax.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1009761614747308032

The one woman?
Dick Cheney's daughter, lol

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

mono posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1009761614747308032

The one woman?
Dick Cheney's daughter, lol

Surprised it wasn't Ivanka.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
Surprised it wasn't a cake stripper.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.

Prester Jane posted:

Friend I understand where you're coming from but the Americans posting in this thread are very literally lifelong targets of the most sophisticated propaganda network in the history of mankind

that they have the freedom to seek alternatives to at any time

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
If you have to do anything regarding the thread, just rename it- don't close it. We need a place to vent and get frustrations out, and this is also the best place to find news as it happens. Further, goons have posted lots of info and tweets from important people I would not see otherwise.

No longer regularly lolling, but we still have stuff to do here.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1009532068290809859

So Meadows & Paul Ryan had it out yesterday. The House Freedom Caucus & the lame duck Speaker at crossed swords over immigration- each accusing the other of lying.

lol

e:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1009766902292451333

Kumo fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Jun 21, 2018

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe

America must get tired of winning all these statistics.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



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SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



yellow bastard

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