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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 2017 Official NFC South Thread: Fluke Rings and Super Bowl Score Memes

Best In The South This poll is closed.
Atlanta Falcons		33	16.92%
Carolina Panthers		42	21.54%
New Orleans Saints		42	21.54%
Tampa Bay Buccaneers		17	8.72%
You All Suck		61	31.28%
Total:		195 votes

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Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

New Orleans are bad

# ? Jun 21, 2018 00:18

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# ? May 20, 2024 03:04

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Tatsuta Age posted:

New Orleans are bad

Your momma

# ? Jun 21, 2018 00:40

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

If you've been to two pro bowls do they count you twice

# ? Jun 21, 2018 00:45

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

In honor of JPP coming to the Bucs I got my fireworks supply in today:

Is...is that really your stash?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 01:01

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

wrap it up

https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/1009476876123815936

did ya'll get tolbert back or something?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 02:15

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

sorry about your rapist qb

quote:

ESPN Tallahassee radio host Jeff Cameron reports Jameis Winston is "prepared for the NFL to levy a suspension" in its investigation of his March 2016 incident with an Uber driver.

Cameron's comments are via JoeBucsFan.com. Per Cameron, the "thought from the Winston camp" is that his suspension will be no longer than three games, and likely just one. Winston is alleged to have groped an Uber driver, but he was never charged with a crime. Regardless of what the law decides, the NFL has been taking matters into its own hands since the Ray Rice debacle. Ezekiel Elliott was never charged with a crime before his six-game ban. Clarity should come soon, but the NFL has a way of dragging these situations out.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:24

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

Is...is that really your stash?

Indeed. We have 3 guys lighting off for an hour straight. It's pretty sweet.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:30

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

wandler20 posted:

Indeed. We have 3 guys lighting off for an hour straight. It's pretty sweet.

Can I come over?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 04:04

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Joey Freshwater posted:

Can I come over?

Heck yeah. All Bucs Bros welcome.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 04:53

sexy tiger boobs: Aug 23, 2002; Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

wandler20 posted:

In honor of JPP coming to the Bucs I got my fireworks supply in today:

im jelly

# ? Jun 21, 2018 05:57

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

FizFashizzle posted:

wrap it up

https://twitter.com/Gil_Brandt/status/1009476876123815936

print the shirts

# ? Jun 21, 2018 07:18

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Jameis suspension incoming. I wondered whatever happened with this and I assumed it just got swept under the rug but guess not:

https://bucswire.usatoday.com/2018/06/21/jameis-winston-tampa-bay-buccaneers-camp-suspension/

quote:

Things have been pretty quiet around the NFL this offseason regarding Bucs quarterback Jameis Winston and the league�s investigation surrounding the alleged Uber incident and accusation that he groped a female Uber driver in Scottsdale, Arizona in March 2016.

On Wednesday, however, ESPN Radio 97.9 in Tallahassee�s host Jeff Cameron provided some insight. During the segment, Cameron said that Winston�s camp is currently in the midst of preparing for a possible suspension that could arise at some point this season.

�This is what I do know: the Winston camp is prepared for the NFL to levy a suspension of some kind,� Cameron said during the segment, per PewterReport.com. �The thought from the Winston camp is that would be a maximum of three games. I do not know at this time whether or not they plan to appeal, and I do not know that three games is an accurate number. I�ve been told that would seem to be the maximum number of games that the suspension could be. It�s also likely that it�s less than that and it�s one game.�

�What he�ll be suspended over is a failure to report,� Cameron said. �And that�s frustrating. That�s a league obviously attempting, and understandably because they�ve made previous mis-steps, transgressions, they�re now apt to protect themselves to the degree and protect the shield, and so on and so forth� Under current conduct policy, you have to, as a player� promptly report any matter that comes to their attention that may constitute a violation of policy.�

The NFL has been moving extremely slow with the entire investigation which means it will likely roll into the upcoming season. This means if Winston is found guilty of the accusation, he will have to face consequences which will effect this entire season as a whole. For now though, his future has yet to be determined.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 13:45

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Joey Freshwater posted:

Jameis suspension incoming. I wondered whatever happened with this and I assumed it just got swept under the rug but guess not:

https://bucswire.usatoday.com/2018/06/21/jameis-winston-tampa-bay-buccaneers-camp-suspension/

So he might be out for the Saints game. Who is the backup now?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:48

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Silly Burrito posted:

So he might be out for the Saints game. Who is the backup now?

Still Fitzmagic

idk if you guys know but he went to harvard

# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:52

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

What did Winston do this time?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:55

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

What did Winston do this time?

https://twitter.com/PewterReport/status/1009804130406330368

# ? Jun 21, 2018 16:01

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

What did Winston do this time?

Groped an Uber driver

# ? Jun 21, 2018 19:40

ozymandius1024: Mar 15, 2006; You don't yank on the Spine of God

PostNouveau posted:

Groped an Uber driver

He's such a piece of poo poo :ughh:

:ughh:

# ? Jun 21, 2018 19:57

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

f i t z m a g i c b a b y

# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:06

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

PostNouveau posted:

Groped an Uber driver

~*~allegedly~*~

I really can't get over that the suspension wouldn't even be for that, it would be that he failed to report it to the players union

# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:07

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

PostNouveau posted:

Groped an Uber driver

It was just the tip... uhh... it was just a tip.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:25

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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PostNouveau posted:

Groped an Uber driver

Pinched them like a crab?

# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:34

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Silly Burrito posted:

So he might be out for the Saints game. Who is the backup now?

I really hope he isn't out for the Panthers game. He's such a good confidence builder for the defense.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:48

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

zimbomonkey posted:

I really hope he isn't out for the Panthers game. He's such a good confidence builder for the defense.

That secondary sure needs it too.

# ? Jun 21, 2018 22:19

warcrimes: Jul 6, 2013; I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life.

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1009918430709940226

# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:10

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

wandler20 posted:

That secondary sure needs it too.

Agreed. A few gift interceptions from ol' crab legs is always just the ticket!

# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:10

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

Lol 3 games. Nfl really sending the right message.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:53

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

wandler20 posted:

In honor of JPP coming to the Bucs I got my fireworks supply in today:

Did you go to SC or Alabama to get the real good stuff?

# ? Jun 22, 2018 14:45

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

CannonFodder posted:

Did you go to SC or Alabama to get the real good stuff?

I'm in ND so I get my stuff from Wisconsin. Also, I don't really want to end up like JPP so I don't gently caress around with that poo poo.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 15:10

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Ahh, I just assumed you were from Florida and FL doesn't have the big fancy fireworks for retail consumers.

What's with these Bucs fans not living near Florida?

# ? Jun 22, 2018 15:30

Chilichimp: Oct 24, 2006; TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp; Grimey Drawer

BlindSite posted:

Lol 3 games. Nfl really sending the right message.

if it's any consolation, him being out means they're polly gonna 0-3 and those are tough games.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 15:39

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

CannonFodder posted:

Ahh, I just assumed you were from Florida and FL doesn't have the big fancy fireworks for retail consumers.

What's with these Bucs fans not living near Florida?

Smart ones.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 15:42

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

CannonFodder posted:

Ahh, I just assumed you were from Florida and FL doesn't have the big fancy fireworks for retail consumers.

What's with these Bucs fans not living near Florida?

I left Tampa to go to college and just never made it back and am now in Chicago. There's a surprising amount of Bucs fans here, I went to the Bucs bar last season and it was pretty packed

# ? Jun 22, 2018 16:01

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Chilichimp posted:

if it's any consolation, him being out means they're polly gonna 0-3 and those are tough games.

That was probably happening with or without him. NO, PHI, PIT is a pretty brutal start for a team that was really bad last year.

Edit: Just realized that the NFL had a "dream" Monday Night Matchup of Big Ben and Jameis. Talk about a PR nightmare.

# ? Jun 22, 2018 16:21

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

FizFashizzle posted:

Smart ones.

:hai:

# ? Jun 22, 2018 16:24

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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wandler20 posted:

That was probably happening with or without him. NO, PHI, PIT is a pretty brutal start for a team that was really bad last year.

Edit: Just realized that the NFL had a "dream" Monday Night Matchup of Big Ben and Jameis. Talk about a PR nightmare.

Battle of the Gropers!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 16:34

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Silly Burrito posted:

Battle of the Gropers!

Lock your doors and count your daughters, these men cannot be stopped!

# ? Jun 22, 2018 19:26

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

These quarterbacks just can't keep their hands to themselves :buddy:

:buddy:

Let's see if the d line can return the favor! We're getting rapey down in Pittsburgh for Monday... Night.... Fooootbaaalllll

# ? Jun 22, 2018 21:08

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Play posted:

These quarterbacks just can't keep their hands to themselves Let's see if the d line can return the favor! We're getting rapey down in Pittsburgh for Monday... Night.... Fooootbaaalllll

"These balls aren't the only things these QBs love to fondle!"

# ? Jun 22, 2018 21:12

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# ? May 20, 2024 03:04

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 21:34

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