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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
pamplemousse krew

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boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

coconut represent

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


If you've ever had a fountain drink from a place that had hosed up the syrup:carbonation ratio, resulting in a drink that was properly fuzzy but extremely unsweet verging on bitter and hardly recognizable as what you'd ordered, you've essentially had La Croix.

Look what I found!



It's just as gross-looking as the pictures suggest. I showed it to my friend here who will never turn down a sweet or a snack, and even he was grossed out. I pointed out that there were two in the package and the second one was his to try. He responded with a :stonk:
I'm having mine with breakfast tomorrow and will report back.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Hirayuki posted:

If you've ever had a fountain drink from a place that had hosed up the syrup:carbonation ratio, resulting in a drink that was properly fuzzy but extremely unsweet verging on bitter and hardly recognizable as what you'd ordered, you've essentially had La Croix.

Look what I found!



It's just as gross-looking as the pictures suggest. I showed it to my friend here who will never turn down a sweet or a snack, and even he was grossed out. I pointed out that there were two in the package and the second one was his to try. He responded with a :stonk:
I'm having mine with breakfast tomorrow and will report back.

What is it?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Mint chocolate chip bun thing. I like that the lighting has turned Bakery into Fakery, which is more accurate for Asian bakeries.

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

sneakyfrog posted:

pamplemousse krew
Pamplemousse and passion fruit are my go-to.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Sorry; it was mentioned in here earlier--a lot earlier now, after the derail. It's two mint (? maybe just generic pancake-flavored) pancake sandwiches with mint creme and chocolate creme in the middle, and they look like they've completely molded over in a most unnatural way.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sneakyfrog posted:

pamplemousse krew

:yeah:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/3nRow0s.mp4

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Needs more cheese tbh.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Zil posted:

Needs more cheese tbh.

You mean that's not cum?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

pamplemousse krew

Can you find that in Orlando? We've looked all over.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Not a good choice of outfit

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Iron Crowned posted:

You mean that's not cum?

That is what is in the little kettle beside the salt. They let you add your own for your specific taste.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
8 types(?) of cum, all in those pumps that they do ketchup in at fast food places. Made fresh daily!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

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Sandwich Anarchist posted:

8 types(?) of cum, all in those pumps that they do ketchup in at fast food places. Made fresh daily!

*Eyebrows rocket upwards*

Tell me more about these... Eight types of cum?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Brawnfire posted:

*Eyebrows rocket upwards*

Tell me more about these... Eight types of cum?

no

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010




ACES CURE PLANES posted:

https://twitter.com/nico_nico_news/status/1003775566003167232

Chocolate mint flavored melon bread. I've been seeing this around all day, with Japanese comments mainly saying "It looks like a dirty rag" "It's the color of mold" "Is this safe to eat?" etc.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Can you find that in Orlando? We've looked all over.

whaaaaaat?

its like at every publix and whole foods in the water section

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

whaaaaaat?

its like at every publix and whole foods in the water section

All we ever see is "Grapefruit", never the actual Pampelmousse

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Good wheels of cheese this size go for like a grand don't they? What a waste

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



DariusLikewise posted:

Good wheels of cheese this size go for like a grand don't they? What a waste

I mean, it's not like it's a one and done sort of thing. Places that do this use the whole drat thing over the course of its lifespan.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

All we ever see is "Grapefruit", never the actual Pampelmousse

..... :frog:



much like we never see grenouille sournoise on these here forums

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

DariusLikewise posted:

Good wheels of cheese this size go for like a grand don't they? What a waste

Considering that bowl of pasta is probably somewhere around $40, and you get like 250 servings out of a wheel, no, it isn't.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

..... :frog:



much like we never see grenouille sournoise on these here forums

Oh poo poo. It says just Grapefruit on the box, we didn't realize it was printed on the can! (She just wants it because it says Pampelmousse)

Edit: blargh double post

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Jun 21, 2018

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
lol its on the box too its just in parentheses after grapefruit in smaller print

sirbeefalot
Aug 24, 2004
Fast Learner.
Fun Shoe

sneakyfrog posted:

..... :frog:



much like we never see grenouille sournoise on these here forums


C'est parce que la grenouille mange le pamplemousse.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sneakyfrog posted:

lol its on the box too its just in parentheses after grapefruit in smaller print

mods ban this filth

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






DariusLikewise posted:

Good wheels of cheese this size go for like a grand don't they? What a waste

They reuse them yaknow

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Arms too articulate, hands too large and tie too short to be Trump.



(It's kitschy bollocks anyway. Like flaming cheese at a Greek place. Plus, the cheese wheel looks like it's not a genuine one as it's lacking the stamps that denote origin.)

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

sirbeefalot posted:

C'est parce que la grenouille boit du pamplemousse.

ftfy


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

mods ban this filth

hmmmpf i see thats the thanks i get mr guy

:colbert:

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

DariusLikewise posted:

Good wheels of cheese this size go for like a grand don't they? What a waste

yes, it's literally like scraping cheese into the garbage. What a waste.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Cavenagh posted:

Arms too articulate, hands too large and tie too short to be Trump.



(It's kitschy bollocks anyway. Like flaming cheese at a Greek place. Plus, the cheese wheel looks like it's not a genuine one as it's lacking the stamps that denote origin.)

Look at this Italian cheese and pasta expert over here ya'll

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

loving plebes

Cavenagh
Oct 9, 2007

Grrrrrrrrr.

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Look at this Italian cheese and pasta expert over here ya'll

Who you calling Italian?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

If that's a wheel of Parmesan, would.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
pample my mousse with that fizzy water yeah

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Cavenagh posted:

(It's kitschy bollocks anyway. Like flaming cheese at a Greek place. Plus, the cheese wheel looks like it's not a genuine one as it's lacking the stamps that denote origin.)

Saganaki is great :colbert: It's not something you usually eat at home, but I've seen enough drunk male fourthish cousins demand a saganaki at a family function and almost set their twelve feet of eyebrow on fire to know that it does happen in the wild.


e: I have never had a Lacroix, but I own a Sodastream just because my consumption of seltzer knows no bounds. I never make soda with it because all diet soda syrups taste like a flaming Greek man's eyebrow.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
* queuing slightly hazy flashback scene with fleta extinguishing a slightly panicked greek mans flaming eyebrow with her mouth at a family function*

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I keep seeing pamplemoouse and think of pomplemouse and Hyundais and watching college football during bowl season.

https://youtu.be/enq5Xt_yTFE

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