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From Scott Hoying’s Instagram, a woman living her best life:
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Jun 21, 2018 20:42
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Some excellent bracelet game going on, as well.
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Jun 21, 2018 20:49
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I have to fly for the first time in 20 years in December, gonna emulate that lady.
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Jun 21, 2018 20:54
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gently caress buying wine on the plane, poo poo's expensive. The TSA only cares that your liquids are in bottles no greater than 3.3 ounces, they don't care what's IN them. I get a bunch of travel size bottles and just fill 'em with whiskey. Then you get to be the hero of the other passengers when one of them spots you drinking the shampoo and asks what the gently caress, and you explain.
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Jun 21, 2018 21:13
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PopeCrunch posted:gently caress buying wine on the plane, poo poo's expensive. The TSA only cares that your liquids are in bottles no greater than 3.3 ounces, they don't care what's IN them. I get a bunch of travel size bottles and just fill 'em with whiskey. Then you get to be the hero of the other passengers when one of them spots you drinking the shampoo and asks what the gently caress, and you explain. You can just bring a bunch of the little liquor bottles you can buy at a liquor store. Last time I flew I threw 8 of them in my carry on and had a great time.
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Jun 21, 2018 21:16
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PopeCrunch posted:gently caress buying wine on the plane, poo poo's expensive. The TSA only cares that your liquids are in bottles no greater than 3.3 ounces, they don't care what's IN them. I get a bunch of travel size bottles and just fill 'em with whiskey. Then you get to be the hero of the other passengers when one of them spots you drinking the shampoo and asks what the gently caress, and you explain. Well, legally you can't serve yourself the booze you brought on the plane, but if you can convince the flight crew to do it you're in the clear!
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Jun 21, 2018 21:16
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You don't need to serve it just toss it back
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Jun 21, 2018 21:19
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It's gunna depend if they see you/how bitchy they are about it. Or if you're completely trashed and digging into your own stock because they refused you. https://www.ecfr.gov/cgi-bin/retrieveECFR?gp=&SID=070f1d63795eb4041589df634dbcf457&r=SECTION&n=se14.3.121_1575
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Jun 21, 2018 21:21
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There's no rule that says a drunk passenger can't serve themselves liquor!Plinkey posted:It's gunna depend if they see you/how bitchy they are about it. Or if you're completely trashed and digging into your own stock because they refused you. Damnit. Why does that work for animals and sports but not liquor?! 
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Jun 21, 2018 21:30
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Plinkey posted:Well, legally you can't serve yourself the booze you brought on the plane, but if you can convince the flight crew to do it you're in the clear! Unless you stand up and shout "I AM NOW DRINKING MY LIQUOR I BROUGHT ON THE PLANE" I'm pretty sure you can just drink it and be fine.
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Jun 21, 2018 21:32
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Yeah nobody ever gives a poo poo and the few stewards/esses that even notice chuckle and tell me it's a brilliant idea.RCarr posted:You can just bring a bunch of the little liquor bottles you can buy at a liquor store. Last time I flew I threw 8 of them in my carry on and had a great time. And well okay yeah, but it's a lot cheaper to just fill them from a bigger bottle than to buy a fistful of the little Lunchables bottles.
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Jun 21, 2018 21:36
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Tendai posted:I have to fly for the first time in 20 years in December, gonna emulate that lady. Just curious -- is this a phobia or did it somehow just happen?
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Jun 21, 2018 21:39
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Trabant posted:Just curious -- is this a phobia or did it somehow just happen? Extreme phobia caused by a very bad experience on a small plane in Alaska when I was 15. Now I have to fly to corporate hq for work in December  gonna be great.
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Jun 21, 2018 21:50
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You got this just don't spend the whole time thinking about how recently a engine blew shredding the side of the plane and sucking a passenger out. But for real shits very safe and you'll be ok. Good luck
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Jun 21, 2018 21:53
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Our hero comes back, builds his fort, and his brother, a man of his word, bends over to lick his own rear end and this kills him somehow. Seems like there's little mystery why that killed him
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Jun 21, 2018 21:59
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A kraut who lick he own rear end, a shameful kraut.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:06
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Marcade posted:A kraut who lick he own rear end, a shameful kraut. gonna go out on a limb and say the shame makes it good.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:15
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Tendai posted:Extreme phobia caused by a very bad experience on a small plane in Alaska when I was 15. Now I have to fly to corporate hq for work in December Ah, I've seen enough bush pilot videos to completely understand where the phobia would come from.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:18
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Trabant posted:Just curious -- is this a phobia or did it somehow just happen? I don't fly because I am fat and I am an inconvenience to other passengers and I cannot afford to by an extra seat for my spillover.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:21
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Tendai posted:Extreme phobia caused by a very bad experience on a small plane in Alaska when I was 15. Now I have to fly to corporate hq for work in December I think you'll find things have... changed... since the last time you flew. Seriously though, it'll be fine. If you get to pick your seat, grab a window seat near the back, plug yourself into your electronic device of choice, and tune out. It's the only way to fly.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:27
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Seats at the wings are the most stable when it comes to turbulence.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:30
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Yes but the back gets instantly incinerated when the fuel tanks explode so it's painless
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Jun 21, 2018 22:32
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yes but the back gets instantly incinerated when the fuel tanks explode so it's painless This guy knows what's up.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:35
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Yes but the back gets instantly incinerated when the fuel tanks explode so it's painless True, but if it's just one of those situations where the wing falls off the plane then you're gonna get spun around like a Gravitron before you're bisected by a tree limb or your lungs fill up with burning jet fuel.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:45
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mysterious frankie posted:gonna go out on a limb and say the shame makes it good.
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Jun 21, 2018 22:51
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Solice Kirsk posted:True, but if it's just one of those situations where the wing falls off the plane then you're gonna get spun around like a Gravitron before you're bisected by a tree limb or your lungs fill up with burning jet fuel. Not if you take off your seat belt 
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Jun 21, 2018 22:52
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Assuming a window doesn't blow out and suck you into the sky and you get to see your family perish in the explosion before you pass out and never wake up Let's stop
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Jun 21, 2018 22:54
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you should tell these stories to your covers sandwich
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Jun 21, 2018 22:57
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sneakyfrog posted:you should tell these stories to your covers sandwich They're all posted on table tents
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Jun 21, 2018 23:01
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Jun 21, 2018 23:07
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Aleph Null posted:I don't fly because I am fat and I am an inconvenience to other passengers and I cannot afford to by an extra seat for my spillover. I truly appreciate you.
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Jun 21, 2018 23:24
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Edit: Wrong thread
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Jun 21, 2018 23:31
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Thanks you idiot goons 
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Jun 22, 2018 00:01
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:I think you'll find things have... changed... since the last time you flew. This reads like the Half-Life 2 intro
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Jun 22, 2018 00:15
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I look forward to finding out at the airport that I was somehow put on the no fly list post-9/11
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Jun 22, 2018 00:47
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Jun 22, 2018 00:57
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Bored posted:The lady goats supposedly love it. I had not seen this so thanks, dog is a butthead for not paying attention.
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Jun 22, 2018 00:58
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Shifty Nipples posted:I had not seen this so thanks, dog is a butthead for not paying attention. Airedales are the very best dogs. But you are also right because they're all kinda buttheads. You made a good pun. Content: 
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Jun 22, 2018 01:28
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The best part of flying is takeoff. Hell yeah G-force and watching the ground move away! Second best is looking out of the window and like, totally spacing out. Worst part is landing, because you're not flying anymore  
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Jun 22, 2018 01:35
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Tendai posted:Thanks you idiot goons We kid because we love. It's extremely rare for anything to seriously go wrong on a plane. Fact: Less than 1/3rd of all plane travelers die in accidents each year. Fact: Less than half of all flights end up crashing into the ocean Fact: Fewer than 90% of ocean landings end in horrifying life raft cannibalism situations These are all 100% true. You've nothing to fear. Wear comfy clothes and shoes.
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Jun 22, 2018 01:45
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