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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
could someone please post stages_of_bubble.png because it matches that loving spike almost exactly

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

you can invest in JONES SODA :2bong:

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


ghosTTy posted:



look how many times bitcoin dipped below 6k!!! :downsbravo::downsbravo::downsbravo:

Didn't you yourself say how hosed "you/everyone" were if it dropped below 6k

I'm just gonna start interpreting 6k as the actual Zero mark

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

kw0134 posted:

You've mined quotes from buttcoiners for years, you should know by now that this is what they truly believe. Satire is dead.

They do, but it's obvious that ghosTTy doesn't. I've been reading this thread for a couple of weeks and I can already tell that:

AARO = true believer and child porn enthusiast
ghosTTy = trolling easy marks

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

...! posted:

They do, but it's obvious that ghosTTy doesn't. I've been reading this thread for a couple of weeks and I can already tell that:

AARO = true believer and child porn enthusiast
ghosTTy = trolling easy marks

Comfy is real man

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I still can't believe a bitcoin bigwig is named Tuur Demeester.

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib
Ah yes, and the kids on 4chan are into Nazism ironically.

Lambert fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Jun 20, 2018

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Lambert posted:

Ah yes, and the kids on 4chan are into Nazism ironically.

Whoa, connecting those to bitcoin might be pulling the curtain back too fast. Also, both of those things are GREAT for bitcoin.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
doing my finances at magic the gathering online exchange like a visionary

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
lol i just remembered it was "magic the gathering online exchange"

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

jimmyjams posted:

lol i just remembered it was "magic the gathering online exchange"

lol I just remembered it was an exchange for virtual cards from Magic : The Gathering Online, and not an online exchange of regular mtg cards

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Excelzior posted:

lol I just remembered it was an exchange for virtual cards from Magic : The Gathering Online, and not an online exchange of regular mtg cards

haha really? I didn't know that.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq96L30SK6I

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Lambert posted:

Ah yes, and the kids on 4chan are into Nazism ironically.

I miss the days when people would Nazi troll by photoshopping “hitler did nothing wrong” onto Mountain Dew logos and poo poo.

Nowadays Nazi trolling is “being a literal Nazi, voting for Nazis, believing in the ideals of Hitler, and calling it trolling”. :smith:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The Bogdanoff's really were arrested for fraud. Bitcoin price to the moon now. Unless they have their phones in prison...

AARO
Mar 9, 2005

by Lowtax
Bitcoin hit 5900 a few months ago for like 15 mins.

HoboMan
Nov 4, 2010

ghosTTy posted:

someone claims btc dipped below 6k, show chart proving otherwise

trolling

idk man, I was hanging out with my friend, who was invested in crypto, around when it first tanked and he was watching the price on his phone the whole night and after it got down to 4.5k he finally put his phone away in defeat

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

ghosTTy posted:



look how many times bitcoin dipped below 6k!!! :downsbravo::downsbravo::downsbravo:

Bitcoin did drop below 6k tho, fairly recently.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Reuters: Cryptocurrency firm Tether releases law firm report attesting to U.S. dollar reserves

quote:

The day of the examination was selected by FSS, the law firm said in the report, adding that it conducted “comprehensive examinations and telephone interviews of key personnel at Tether and its banks.”

The report did not disclose the names of the banks and also stated “FSS did not, as part of the Engagement, arrive at any conclusions as to Tether’s compliance with applicable laws and regulations in any jurisdiction.”

funds are safe-u

comedyblissoption fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jun 21, 2018

UltraMegaPhil
May 2, 2010

Number one.

FUDs are safe-u

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

i'm bering trolled too much in this thread :facepalm: can't believe i ate the bait

you can find me in the altcoin thread, much more mature discussion in there :sigh:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Burt Sexual posted:

Comfy is real man

Yes I am

I am real man

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008
Tether releases "report from FSS".

FSS did not comment at this time.

Great news flash there guys.

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

divabot posted:

Quote the post where I said that.

Your memory is loving bizarre.

Ok here you go, describing all the troubles you were having signing up for coinbase, and then trying to pretend it didn't happen or you didn't remember it lol

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741325&pagenumber=1160&perpage=40#post479105810

quote:

i did try to sign up to coinbase, but so far it's been an entire cluster of incompetent fuckery. took literally two months to verify. still stalled on being permitted to get a merchant account. i strongly suspect even coinbase don't care about merchant accounts any more.

(also i quite like having a bank account)

but yes, someone should do this. in some world it would be me, but

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741325&pagenumber=1232&perpage=40#post479690491

quote:

I was gonna offer a special Bitcoin Edition with a gold fringe for BTC 4.99

So I tried signing up for a Coinbase merchant account:

* First, their automated identity checker was unable to cope with the concept of a UK resident with an Australian passport and right of abode (my driver's licence was being renewed).
* After my support query had been ignored for a couple of months, I finally tried again with my newly-renewed licence and this was accepted.
* I then tried to set up as a merchant. To verify my bank account, I needed to send 6 Euros via SEPA to an account in Estonia, at a fee of 10 EUR, and Coinbase rejected the payment, thus not verifying me. I put in a support case, which was ignored until I also posted to Reddit /r/coinbase. Apparently I needed to also get permission to receive money to my account.
* I then had to send in the same identity verification once more to say "this is a business account," which was not a step noted anywhere on the merchant section of the site. That's been pending since October.
* Finally, after two months, they emailed me just before Christmas asking if I was still interested in a merchant account, and asking me to fill in my details again! I'm sure they'll get back to me before the end of time.

soooo I'm not set up to accept cryptos, no. And I'm reasonably sure they no longer give a poo poo about merchant accounts, given they only allow merchants to use BTC and not a currency that can still be used as a currency.

And this is the best one, where you really explain that you're too dumb to work a webpage millions of redditors can manage
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3741325&pagenumber=1068&perpage=40#post477314176

quote:

i'm actually trying to sign up to coinbase, for journalistic purposes you understand.

(i only read bitcoin for the articles)

i want to sell the book for bitcoin. ebook is £4.99, so I figure I can sell a nice hardback with a gold fringe on the cover for BTC4.99.

i've nearly managed it

first they wouldn't accept my ID, because their system is unable to cope with the concept of a UK permanent resident with an Australian passport and Right of Abode. filed a support ticket, which of course was not answered for literally months.

then i finally got my updated driver's licence back. tried again. success!!

tried to set up as a merchant. to verify your bank account, you send 6 euros to coinbase's account in Estonia via SEPA. this is a normal and reasonable mechanism, though it costs 10 euros transaction fee. fiiiine it's for my art.

then they rejected the payment!! because my account had a balance limit of 0 at the time, you see.

put in a support case. zzzz ...

after i posted to /r/coinbase, support got back to me. (and answered my ID ticket too, nice of them.) they want me to explicitly say "this is a business account." (this isn't mentioned anywhere on the merchant pages.) and reupload the ID i already uploaded.

they'll get back to me in a few days probably. at which time i do the SEPA dance again.

coinbase is a loving incompetent shitshow and this will be a delight to write up when i get to the end of the trail, and well worth a few lost euros.

also I'm in the UK so this is completely covered by the financial conduct authority should they gently caress me around, so that's comforting.

I like how this process was so scary to you that you had to comfort yourself with the knowledge that the financial conduct authority had your back, loving lol

And I like how you're genuinely unable to handle stuff on this level and flailing around, and it's loving coinbase

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
Ham Sandwiches posting again, the price must have spiked up

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Yes I am

I am real man
and a real hero

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

bitcoin is headed back down, super bearish, just tethered :smith:


open your short positions lads

ghosTTy fucked around with this message at 23:31 on Jun 21, 2018

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
conbase?

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Ham Sandwiches might be the dumbest poster on the forums, zaurg you put in some good hustle but it just wasn't enough

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Ham Sandwiches posted:

Ok here you go, describing all the troubles you were having signing up for coinbase, and then trying to pretend it didn't happen or you didn't remember it lol

so where's the fax machine

Ham Sandwiches
Jul 7, 2000

divabot posted:

so where's the fax machine

hahahaha

Does it feel weird that you made those posts in October 2017 trying to make the signup process seem like some labyrinthine, impossible poo poo (playing to the audience) when in reality you couldn't navigate a simple set of forms for one of the most widely used crypto websites?

I still marvel at the way that you were implying they were going to steal your money and that the financial protection agency had your back :bravo:

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Ham Sandwiches posted:

implying they were going to steal your money


Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Ham Sandwiches posted:

hahahaha

Does it feel weird that you made those posts in October 2017 trying to make the signup process seem like some labyrinthine, impossible poo poo (playing to the audience) when in reality you couldn't navigate a simple set of forms for one of the most widely used crypto websites?

I still marvel at the way that you were implying they were going to steal your money and that the financial protection agency had your back :bravo:

it takes Coinbase loving months to get anything done, and I had the exact same poo poo with the SEPA transfer where it cost me 10 euros to transfer 6, it hit my coinbase account in a few days, but they still never approved my account for withdrawals and took weeks to send useless, vague replies to my emails asking what the gently caress was going on.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

Bardeh posted:

it takes Coinbase loving months to get anything done, and I had the exact same poo poo with the SEPA transfer where it cost me 10 euros to transfer 6, it hit my coinbase account in a few days, but they still never approved my account for withdrawals and took weeks to send useless, vague replies to my emails asking what the gently caress was going on.

indeed. it's entirely unclear what the gently caress Hammy's point is. "LOL OWNED COINBASE IS poo poo" well yes, my mistake was arguably attempting to do a loving thing with Coinbase

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
To be fair to Ham Sandwiches, the reddit bitcoin community is known for their harsh criticism of bitcoin-related websites

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Ham sandwich. How’s your portfolio, making a lot?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

nocoiners are ruthless bullies, you'll see when the price goes up how I treat u >:) ull all see >:)) :twisted:

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


ghosTTy posted:

nocoiners are ruthless bullies, you'll see when the price goes up how I treat u >:) ull all see >:)) :twisted:

please be benevolent master

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


ghosTTy posted:

nocoiners are ruthless bullies, you'll see when the price goes up how I treat u >:) ull all see >:)) :twisted:

how far up your nose did the ice pick get

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/nano/status/1009917306162565130?s=09

quote:

There was an oversight in the Android wallets that was not discovered before it was pushed to release (non-beta). The seeds are generated using a pseudorandom but cryptographically insecure method, specifically java.util.Random instead of SecureRandom.

However, this method uses a combination of the current time and the memory address of the java.util.Random class, meaning there would have to be malicious software running on your phone that had access to the memory address space - at which point the seed would be compromised anyways.



Funds are safe

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