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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Theresa May's socially awkward curtsy to Prince William has people cringing

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Eels are getting high on cocaine in Britain's drug-polluted rivers, say researchers

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Jesus, that woman. She's a cross between Hyacinth Bucket and Ilse Koch.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
To be fair, the only proper way to curtsy to nobles is as a distraction before you knee them in the groin.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
AND SPEAKING OF THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY:

An elderly local council candidate for the "Abolish Magna Carta Reinstate Monarchy Party" has been found guilty of stirring up racial hatred. She is a self-proclaimed white supremacist and anti-Semite and referred to Hitler as "a good man".

I bring this up because the party's manifesto has some incredible bits and pieces in amongst all its insanity:

quote:

The Workhouse will be reinstated for vulnerable people.
Grammar Schools will return. Sex education will be abolished.
All Schooling and Education will be paid for by parents.
All Police Officers will pass tougher exams before recruitment.
Many Royal Mail workers will be recruited from Ex Servicemen.
Nuclear Power will be banned.
Fracking will incur imprisonment.
Laws, Courts, and the Prison Service will be reformed.
All Benefits to Asylum Seekers and Immigrants will be stopped, and All will be repatriated back to their country of origin, All other Nations will be encouraged to repatriate their English, Welsh, Irish.
Asylum Seekers, Immigrants, Their Ancestors & Descendants will be removed from All Banks, NHS, Government & All Security positions.
Human Rights Laws will be abolished.
Churchill will be charged with Treason and causing the deaths of thousands of little German School Children when he bombed Dresden.
The ethnic origins of All members of Government will be checked.
The Israeli terrorist Karl Marx will be charged with Treason and causing the Paris Revolution and the end of the French Monarchy.
Blair family Assets will be confiscated & paid to Hussein’s family.
Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.
Dentists, Optitions & Hearing Specialists will be taken out of the NHS. Doctors & Surgeons will have pay reductions, & many restrictions as regards dangerous medications to patients.
All child Benefits will be abolished to restrict society burdens.
Every Nation on this planet needs Ethnic Cleansing as the terrible Israeli Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, Abu Hamza etc., proves.
Radio, TV, Films, Writers & Reporters will be regulated.
The Death Penalty for anyone using a Radio Signal to kill or control another human being or animal, except in warfare.
All Pornography, Homosexuals, Transvestites etc. will be removed from Films, Plays, Radio, Television etc.

(This isn't even the whole thing - they also want IQ tests for judges.)

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




Wheat Loaf posted:

AND SPEAKING OF THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY:

An elderly local council candidate for the "Abolish Magna Carta Reinstate Monarchy Party" has been found guilty of stirring up racial hatred. She is a self-proclaimed white supremacist and anti-Semite and referred to Hitler as "a good man".

I bring this up because the party's manifesto has some incredible bits and pieces in amongst all its insanity:


(This isn't even the whole thing - they also want IQ tests for judges.)

This is incredible, for me I really like the repatriating the English, Welsh and Irish but not the Scottish. Also Fielding as a surname comes from what would become Germany, so even she is the descendant of an immigrant. I think we can really get to the root of the issue looking further into her manifesto

quote:

Psychiatrists and Mental Health workers will have a higher IQ than the patients they pretend to be superior to.

There we go.

Aramoro has a new favorite as of 14:11 on Jun 22, 2018

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Of course she recognizes that Churchill was terrible but did not even mention all the (non-German) civilian towns he gassed.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.
Human Rights will be abolished.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
I live in the constituency she campaigned in, she's clearly unwell. There isn't a party backing her either, it's literally just her. I got a leaflet that was just a rambling wall of text. I'd post it, but i think I binned it.

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




quote:

Representing herself, Fielding-Morriss said her defence fell under freedom of expression, set out in the Human Rights Act,
lmao

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.bbc.com/travel/story/20180621-the-unlikely-home-of-the-worlds-smallest-desert

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Finally someone is doing something about the notorious Israeli terrorist Karl Marks, I can't even count how many he murdered with a radio projector.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
I'm almost more offended by the factual/logical errors rather than the hate speech

quote:

The Workhouse will be reinstated for vulnerable people.
Grammar Schools will return.
- still exist

Asylum Seekers, Immigrants, Their Ancestors & Descendants will be removed from All Banks, NHS, Government & All Security positions.
- ancestors of immigrants will be removed??

Churchill will be charged with Treason and causing the deaths of thousands of little German School Children when he bombed Dresden.
-he dead.

The Israeli terrorist Karl Marx will be charged with Treason and causing the Paris Revolution and the end of the French Monarchy.
-noted Israeli Marx? He dead, too.

Compensation will be paid to Dwarves created by Thalidomide.
-Not a side-effect of Thalidomide

Every Nation on this planet needs Ethnic Cleansing as the terrible Israeli Karl Marx, Winston Churchill, Sigmund Freud, Abu Hamza etc., proves.
-I'm not sure geography is her strong point
.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Also Marx was born ~30 years after the French Revolution

e: oh misread, it says the Paris revolution. nm!

Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 16:06 on Jun 22, 2018

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Sigmund Freud is an Israeli terrorist and mental health workers think they're superior to their genius patients.

:thunk:

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I'm the optitions

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Krankenstyle posted:

Also Marx was born ~30 years after the French Revolution

e: oh misread, it says the Paris revolution. nm!

Think it's supposed to be the February Revolution, yeah...seems a little far-fetched to say Marx was responsible, even if the Communist Manifesto was published the same year.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There you go again trying to bring logic into this.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I like that she wants non-brits charged with treason and also brits who attacked non-brits charged with treason.

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Is the subtext here "she was hired to be at world cup games and look hot" or is it literally just "this porn star was at a game"?

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer
RIP

https://twitter.com/MyNBC5/status/1010240280258179072

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/thetakeout/status/1010193711383416832

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:(

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I don't hate it, cilantro just tastes like soap to me. :shrug:

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Months later we find out its insurance fraud once they found out their insurance note was worth more than continuing to serve the European market.

Although the article seems to imply the bourbon made it out ok.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Zil posted:

I don't hate it, cilantro just tastes like soap to me. :shrug:

You like the taste of soap?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


chitoryu12 posted:

You like the taste of soap?

No. I more interpreted the headline as someone who dislikes cilantro without a reason. I mean hate is a strong word to use in this instance.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

GrossMurpel posted:

Is the subtext here "she was hired to be at world cup games and look hot" or is it literally just "this porn star was at a game"?

More like ‘If we mention a porn star and the world cup in the same story we will get lots of pageviews.’

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1009879808485011464

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The headline doesn't do justice to the story:

"AUSTINTOWN, Ohio (KWTX) An Ohio man has been sentenced after being busted in an Austintown, Ohio sex sting.

Albert Maruna, 23, was trying to solicit sex from a 15-year-old boy. Instead he ended up talking to an undercover officer.

Police say he tried to use chicken Alfredo and Sprite to seduce the officer, and planned to bring lube to the meetup.

The sting happened in December of 2017.

This week Maruna was sentenced to seven days in jail, 120 days on house arrest, and must register as a sex offender.
"

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
edit: ewwww never mind

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Well they do harass women a lot.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Well they do harass women a lot.

And there was that one time in Charlottesville.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

They were right

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Raccoons experiencing high blood sugar levels from eating our food Study found that raccoons in urban areas are more likely to be hyperglycemic

Won't someone think of the trash pandas?

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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Weekly World News was an onion-esque joke paper. A good one though. They brought us Bat Boy.

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