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SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

What's most remarkable is that they somehow managed to maintain some level of symmetry. That'd drive me nuts trying to figure out.

Although I guess it's mostly fine since with all the sparkling and glinting as the light played over it, it'd never "look" perfectly symmetrical anyways? I've read a lot about how gemstones are shiny, but I've never really seen much in person.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I recently finishing Stacy Schiff's Cleopatra. It's really loving good but unfortunately (and perhaps unavoidably) it leans a little heavily on discussing her through the prism of Mark Antony, since so much of the (near)contemporary accounts of the time were heavy propaganda pieces to favor Augustus.

I've read bios on Caesar, Cicero, Augustus & Cleopatra and really enjoyed them, are there any other bios out there on any particularly notable Romans worth reading? Schiff did write a bio on Benjamin Franklin I wouldn't mind taking a look at, but the Roman stuff still holds a particular fascination for me.

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

CoolCab posted:

putting aside boring stuff like spices are there many things today that are very inexpensive compared to in roman times? if i had a time machine and a tight budget and wanted to pass myself off as a rich foreigner what would i encrust myself with?

I was going to say aluminum but then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_aluminium posted:

"One day a goldsmith in Rome was allowed to show the Emperor Tiberius a dinner plate of a new metal. The plate was very light, and almost as bright as silver. The goldsmith told the Emperor that he had made the metal from plain clay. He also assured the Emperor that only he, himself, and the Gods knew how to produce this metal from clay. The Emperor became very interested, and as a financial expert he was also a little concerned. The Emperor felt immediately, however, that all his treasures of gold and silver would decline in value if people started to produce this bright metal of clay. Therefore, instead of giving the goldsmith the regard expected, he ordered him to be beheaded."


So, uh, maybe not. Tiberius was a dick.

I bet some high quality optics would blow their minds. Give them a cheap telescope and a microscope and simultaneously advance astronomy and biology by 1000 years.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
I heard the same story except with a type of glass that didn't break. I think its apocryphal. Especially since you need electricity to smelt bauxite.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Aluminum wouldn't be doable but high-quality metals in general are a whole lot cheaper today than for the Romans.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

sullat posted:

I heard the same story except with a type of glass that didn't break. I think its apocryphal. Especially since you need electricity to smelt bauxite.

Agreed. If it was actually metal, it seems extremely unlikely that it would be aluminum. I would vote for porcelain. It's made from clay and is amazingly light and strong, and translucent.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

And white. Ceramic was my first assumption reading the story.

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Koramei posted:

I got one in Korea, it's cool as hell and I wish we used that poo poo in the West.

Some people use rubber stamps with their signature on it, but they aren't exotic. You can get one for like 20 bucks at Office Depot.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


If you want to read some hilarious poo poo look for stories about how people take over businesses by stealing the stamps. Whoever owns the stamp owns the business!

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Grand Fromage posted:

If you want to read some hilarious poo poo look for stories about how people take over businesses by stealing the stamps. Whoever owns the stamp owns the business!
that is literally medieval-level poo poo lol

fantastic in plastic
Jun 15, 2007

The Socialist Workers Party's newspaper proved to be a tough sell to downtown businessmen.

Grand Fromage posted:

If you want to read some hilarious poo poo look for stories about how people take over businesses by stealing the stamps. Whoever owns the stamp owns the business!

TIL there's a Fraud Magazine

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

I feel like there's probably an anime about a master stamp collector who takes over the world using stamp fraud.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Regards: Roman coffee I looked into it briefly a few years back (running a cafe at a Roman Villa) and there are a few oblique references to black energy-giving beverages about in antiquity so the issue is probably one of popularisation and making it commercially viable to import. It would definitely be a cool thing to go back and institute coffee house culture a millennium or so early.

Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

sebzilla posted:

Regards: Roman coffee I looked into it briefly a few years back (running a cafe at a Roman Villa) and there are a few oblique references to black energy-giving beverages about in antiquity so the issue is probably one of popularisation and making it commercially viable to import. It would definitely be a cool thing to go back and institute coffee house culture a millennium or so early.

Pretty sure boiled cabbage juice is the real Roman coffee.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Grand Fromage posted:

Jade is weird in that it was highly valued in the Sinosphere and some Mesoamerican civilizations but nobody else seems to have cared all that much.


New Zealand Maori were super into it, iirc there were nation wide trade routes. They used it to make some really beautiful weapons as well as jewelry and fish hooks and probably a bunch of other stuff.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Vaginal Vagrant posted:

New Zealand Maori were super into it, iirc there were nation wide trade routes. They used it to make some really beautiful weapons as well as jewelry and fish hooks and probably a bunch of other stuff.

Ah, interesting. Polynesia is a region I know next to nothing about other than the cool wave navigation thing.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Grand Fromage posted:

Ah, interesting. Polynesia is a region I know next to nothing about other than the cool wave navigation thing.
Who the what now?

I've learned a little bit spending four weeks in Hawaii over the past two years but I dont know about no wave navigation thing.

Kaal
May 22, 2002

through thousands of posts in D&D over a decade, I now believe I know what I'm talking about. if I post forcefully and confidently, I can convince others that is true. no one sees through my facade.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Who the what now?

I've learned a little bit spending four weeks in Hawaii over the past two years but I dont know about no wave navigation thing.

I shall teach you in the way of my people: Animated musicals that are broadly founded on fact

https://youtu.be/ubZrAmRxy_M

Kaal fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Jun 21, 2018

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Who the what now?

I've learned a little bit spending four weeks in Hawaii over the past two years but I dont know about no wave navigation thing.

Oh definitely google a full explanation, but basically the Polynesians figured out how wave patterns would go around islands and interfere and made maps of these patterns with sticks and shells. Polynesian navigators would lay on the bottom of their boats, feel the waves for a bit, and know where they were--and this has been experimentally demonstrated so it's not witchcraft the way it sounds at first. It's a solid nomination for the craziest poo poo any culture has ever managed to figure out.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Grand Fromage posted:

Oh definitely google a full explanation, but basically the Polynesians figured out how wave patterns would go around islands and interfere and made maps of these patterns with sticks and shells. Polynesian navigators would lay on the bottom of their boats, feel the waves for a bit, and know where they were--and this has been experimentally demonstrated so it's not witchcraft the way it sounds at first. It's a solid nomination for the craziest poo poo any culture has ever managed to figure out.

Here is a 5min TED-ed video providing a bit of explaination on polynesian navigation techniques: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8bDCaPhOek

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

And here's a bunch of the maps they made of the wave patterns.

http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/stick_charts/

A really different approach to cartography from what we're normally used to, but I guess it worked, seeing as how they crossed over such big distances to land upon such tiny targets.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

SlothfulCobra posted:

And here's a bunch of the maps they made of the wave patterns.

http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/stick_charts/

A really different approach to cartography from what we're normally used to, but I guess it worked, seeing as how they crossed over such big distances to land upon such tiny targets.

I think they stole GPS technology from the Bolivians :colbert:

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Vaginal Vagrant posted:

New Zealand Maori were super into it, iirc there were nation wide trade routes. They used it to make some really beautiful weapons as well as jewelry and fish hooks and probably a bunch of other stuff.

Didn't king tut have a jade ring?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Tunicate posted:

Didn't king tut have a jade ring?

Speaking of things that were expensive then that isn't now: In king Tut's tomb there was a dagger made of iron which was probably the most valuable thing in the tomb.

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Alhazred posted:

Speaking of things that were expensive then that isn't now: In king Tut's tomb there was a dagger made of iron which was probably the most valuable thing in the tomb.

You mean, King Tut's iron dagger that was made from a meteorite? yeah, that's probably still incredibly valuable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun%27s_meteoric_iron_dagger

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

sullat posted:

I heard the same story except with a type of glass that didn't break. I think its apocryphal. Especially since you need electricity to smelt bauxite.

also like - wouldn't you get the secret of this amazing new technology? even if you were being all Tiberius about it, just torture the secret out of him. if you control the only source of the amazing new material it doesn't matter if your precious metals are worth less - you have a monopoly on the thing that's worth more!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Dalael posted:

You mean, King Tut's iron dagger that was made from a meteorite? yeah, that's probably still incredibly valuable.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tutankhamun%27s_meteoric_iron_dagger

Iron isn't more valuable than gold anymore:
Hence, iron during this age was apprised as more valuable or precious than gold. Iron artifacts were given as royal gifts during the period directly preceding Tutankhamun's rule, i.e., during the reign of Amenhotep III.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Alhazred posted:

Iron isn't more valuable than gold anymore:
Hence, iron during this age was apprised as more valuable or precious than gold. Iron artifacts were given as royal gifts during the period directly preceding Tutankhamun's rule, i.e., during the reign of Amenhotep III.
dude it's from a meteorite

that is insanely cool

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

SlothfulCobra posted:

And here's a bunch of the maps they made of the wave patterns.

http://thenonist.com/index.php/thenonist/permalink/stick_charts/

A really different approach to cartography from what we're normally used to, but I guess it worked, seeing as how they crossed over such big distances to land upon such tiny targets.

these own really hard. Human resourcefulness never ceases to blow my mind

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Alhazred posted:

Iron isn't more valuable than gold anymore:
Hence, iron during this age was apprised as more valuable or precious than gold. Iron artifacts were given as royal gifts during the period directly preceding Tutankhamun's rule, i.e., during the reign of Amenhotep III.

You're not wrong, but I'd wager (I may be wrong) that the fact it comes from a meteorite, adds value to this particular dagger.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Dalael posted:

You're not wrong, but I'd wager (I may be wrong) that the fact it comes from a meteorite, adds value to this particular dagger.
i mean I'D pay a shitton for it

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Dalael posted:

You're not wrong, but I'd wager (I may be wrong) that the fact it comes from a meteorite, adds value to this particular dagger.

Meteorites in general is valuable. But the point is, meteors were more or less the only source of iron in ancient Egypt so if you showed up with a lot of iron there you would be a rich man.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

ughhhh posted:

In Asia? Sign of masculinity and status symbol. Also showing off your personal patron god (in my father's case, Ganesh, showing off his dedication to work and knowledge, also that we was a low caste who could afford a gaudy ring). He offered me his old ring but I refused, and instead I keep my pearl charm that my grandma made, which people know me by back home.

I'm perpetually amused by how incredibly popular Ganesh is as a patron

I mean, it makes sense, everybody is interested in business and luck

Rockopolis
Dec 21, 2012

I MAKE FUN OF QUEER STORYGAMES BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN MAKE OTHER PEOPLE CRY

I can't understand these kinds of games, and not getting it bugs me almost as much as me being weird
Yeah, when I heard about that iron dagger buried with a Bronze age pharaoh, I figured they buried it with him in case he needed to fight time travellers.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

Deteriorata posted:

Agreed. If it was actually metal, it seems extremely unlikely that it would be aluminum. I would vote for porcelain. It's made from clay and is amazingly light and strong, and translucent.

Porcelain took like 600 years of development for those characteristics to really show up as we think of them, some random Roman dude didn’t just stumble on the technique overnight.

Ynglaur
Oct 9, 2013

The Malta Conference, anyone?

Koramei posted:

Porcelain took like 600 years of development for those characteristics to really show up as we think of them, some random Roman dude didn’t just stumble on the technique overnight.

He was clear that the gods were somehow involved.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

HEY GUNS posted:

i mean I'D pay a shitton for it

What would you do with it afterwards

I feel like owning anything from tutankahmun's tomb would probably be more stress than it was worth

Come downstairs in the morning and the cursed dagger has impaled the coffee maker again

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

What would you do with it afterwards
get cursed

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
A really good thing to bring back to the ancient Romans if you wanted to make money and were thinking about weight/space is curare extract. It is light as a feather and takes up no room, it kills in a very mysterious way, it was unknown in Europe, it can't kill people by being ingested, you could sell it for a million billion sesterces.

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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

A really good thing to bring back to the ancient Romans if you wanted to make money and were thinking about weight/space is curare extract. It is light as a feather and takes up no room, it kills in a very mysterious way, it was unknown in Europe, it can't kill people by being ingested, you could sell it for a million billion sesterces.

Or just a whole bunch of oxycontin. Easier to get, too. At least in America.

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