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I want to meet the kid who spends an entire class period+ bouncing a tennis ball perfectly off a classmate's head and catching it on the rebound, with no teacher attention, like he's Steve McQueen in the coolah. It's too bad his aura of invisibility extended to his being choked in a hallway for five minutes without anyone noticing, because drat.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 00:30 |
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Here's Eduardo Sanchez's answer, which was a riff on the throat-crushing OP.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 00:36 |
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Nyarai posted:Here's Eduardo Sanchez's answer, which was a riff on the throat-crushing OP. They call this one the Sanchez Spinner, because the head comes off due to the rotational force of taking a turning knee to the face. I know this because...I taught it to him. I am Big Sanchez.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 02:56 |
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Nyarai posted:Here's Eduardo Sanchez's answer, which was a riff on the throat-crushing OP. Finally I can die happy
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 04:36 |
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timefly posted:went into a store whose name rhymes with "Small Tart" I can't even begin to understand thinking that you're being clever with this Because Walmart will sue you if you write words about them on the internet, but if you say "rhymes with" you're totally in the clear. That's how libel works.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 05:03 |
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Nyarai posted:Here's Eduardo Sanchez's answer, which was a riff on the throat-crushing OP. Standing ovation shows he was in on the joke for sure. Although, wait, does it? I mean people keep posting these things like they're real and... gently caress poe's law is serious with these kinds of stdh stories. Impossible to tell parody from serious posts.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 05:08 |
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Zaphod42 posted:I can't even begin to understand thinking that you're being clever with this it makes it harder to find if the corporation is using google to search for "working at walmart". Or Forming a Union at Walmart.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 06:06 |
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Zaphod42 posted:I can't even begin to understand thinking that you're being clever with this And it doesn't matter anyway because the idiot actually used the word "walmart" later in his story. Edit: STDH Redditor posted:5 minutes later, and many loud "I know"s and "Yes, that's right"s at his own boss, the DM returns my wallet and apologizes to me, asking me if there's anything he can do to make this right, I told him my order and he got the picture... I walked out of that wal-mart with a free laptop and cables (I had to pay for the drill because they're sold on commission and the DM couldn't comp me that item). To this day I only hope Sam didn't die alone and broke... I really felt bad, but he dug his own hole. Zamboni Rodeo has a new favorite as of 13:16 on Jun 20, 2018 |
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Zelder posted:Finally I can die happy Thank you for your service.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 15:49 |
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Zaphod42 posted:Standing ovation shows he was in on the joke for sure. I don't think you can remove anyone's head with a knee.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:39 |
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Zelder posted:I don't think you can remove anyone's head with a knee. I dunno, might be a knee-jerk reaction.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 17:42 |
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Does the knee need to be attached.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 19:21 |
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I couldn't resist:Jurgan posted:Don’t listen to the people saying this is implausible- similar things happened to me all throughout school.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 19:25 |
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Jurgan posted:I couldn't resist: Source your quotes. Let me guess, everyone loved you and you climbed on to a starship and flew into outer space?
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 21:27 |
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ilmucche posted:Source your quotes. It was a response to the same Quora post.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 22:17 |
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ilmucche posted:Let me guess, everyone loved you and you climbed on to a starship and flew into outer space? with a teacher only a mile ahead!
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:28 |
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ilmucche posted:Source your quotes.
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# ? Jun 20, 2018 23:48 |
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Zelder posted:I don't think you can remove anyone's head with a knee. NONE of the stories are real legitimate things that happened. But the point is some of them are bullshit trying to pass as real, and others are satire of bullshit meant to poke fun at the bullshitters. Its those which you can't determine between. I think you missed the point.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 03:55 |
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Jurgan posted:I couldn't resist: Enders Game?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 08:29 |
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Jurgan posted:It was a response to the same Quora post. (I know)
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 10:51 |
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Zaphod42 posted:NONE of the stories are real legitimate things that happened. I can absolutely say for certainty that the story where a man decapitates a man with a flying knee is poking fun at the bullshitters. I would put any amount of money down on that
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 13:42 |
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 15:58 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Toilet STDH ... and that clog's name? Albert Einstein.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 16:42 |
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It's ironic because toilets are usually where shits do happen.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 16:44 |
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evobatman posted:Enders Game?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 17:24 |
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TheMostFrench posted:They call this one the Sanchez Spinner, because the head comes off due to the rotational force of taking a turning knee to the face.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 17:24 |
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This chatter reminds me of classic SA poster mjq jazz bar’s tales. For those who don’t remember:quote:I came home this afternoon after picking up my copy of gta and I smelled something funny from my neighbors house. I went over there and the door was unlocked so I went right in. Sure enough there was my neighbor and two of his friends smoking to their hearts content. I told them they had two options, one- they could put the joints out or two- I would put the joints out for them. My neighbor had run ins with me before so he knew I meant business so he threw his joint down and told me to leave. I said you made a wise choice but I'm still calling the cops and then I turned to leave. quote:Me and one of my friends went out today for some dinner so we stopped at a pretty nice restaurant. I don't smoke and most of the time I sit in the non smoking section but I didn't feel like walking to the back of the restaurant today so me and my friend sat at the first table we came to in the smoking section. Since most ppl should be aware that I don't smoke I didn't think I would have any problems.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 19:11 |
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What was that thread about a hotel employee (not the big guy) who had a bunch of STDH stories and then M R CRACKER came in and started posting his brand of crazy STDH causing the OP to have a meltdown because it was his thread and M R CRACKER was stealing all his glory?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:19 |
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ibntumart posted:This chatter reminds me of classic SA poster mjq jazz bar’s tales. For those who don’t remember: I like how the guy is so well-known that anyone sitting in a random “nice restaurant” would know better than to smoke around him.
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:24 |
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Why would the fictional house keeper call a random room to tell about the drain monster?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:26 |
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Jurgan posted:I like how the guy is so well-known that anyone sitting in a random “nice restaurant” would know better than to smoke around him. You're not? drat dude, why do you even get out of bed in the morning?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 20:26 |
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SkunkDuster posted:What was that thread about a hotel employee (not the big guy) who had a bunch of STDH stories and then M R CRACKER came in and started posting his brand of crazy STDH causing the OP to have a meltdown because it was his thread and M R CRACKER was stealing all his glory? Joey Vapes and the resident who had fashioned a dildo out of a deodorant can, plastic bags and condoms, and then attached it to a spring in his mattress?
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# ? Jun 21, 2018 23:21 |
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I remember in 6th grade my friend would do this thing where he'd go "frog" and hit me in the shoulder (this was apparently a thing?) and it really pissed me off and one day I just flipped out and said "frog this!" started stabbing him (in the arm) with a (fortunately dull) pencil. Even as a 12 year old I had the sense to realize that I had totally spazzed out and felt embarrassed about it afterwards. Ytlaya has a new favorite as of 23:48 on Jun 21, 2018 |
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:Joey Vapes and the resident who had fashioned a dildo out of a deodorant can, plastic bags and condoms, and then attached it to a spring in his mattress? I'm pretty sure that was it. M R CRACKER's mocking posts and the resulting meltdown was hilarious.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 00:01 |
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SkunkDuster posted:What was that thread about a hotel employee (not the big guy) who had a bunch of STDH stories and then M R CRACKER came in and started posting his brand of crazy STDH causing the OP to have a meltdown because it was his thread and M R CRACKER was stealing all his glory? I might be thinking of a separate incident, but I remember the Unsat guy posting about being in gangs, and then M R CRACKER came in and started telling stories about being in a skinhead gang, joining the army, and I believe cooking and eating Saddam Hussein.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 01:44 |
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That reminds me, there was a thread linked here that I randomly remembered earlier: someone asking for advice on how to get rid of about 20 pounds of expensive cheese which his roommate had stolen from a neighbor who was on vacation, and who would apparently get violent if he learned of the theft. The resulting thread consisted of many exchanges like this: : Why don't you do [obvious thing]? OP: I can't because [wacky contrived-sounding reason]. For example, he couldn't just sneak the cheese back into the guy's house because some other neighbor kept spying on him. It was all pretty amusing and I'd appreciate a link if anyone remembers this.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 02:48 |
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SerialKilldeer posted:That reminds me, there was a thread linked here that I randomly remembered earlier: someone asking for advice on how to get rid of about 20 pounds of expensive cheese which his roommate had stolen from a neighbor who was on vacation, and who would apparently get violent if he learned of the theft. The resulting thread consisted of many exchanges like this: Just eat it and then spend a week on the toilet
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 03:43 |
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SerialKilldeer posted:That reminds me, there was a thread linked here that I randomly remembered earlier: someone asking for advice on how to get rid of about 20 pounds of expensive cheese which his roommate had stolen from a neighbor who was on vacation, and who would apparently get violent if he learned of the theft. The resulting thread consisted of many exchanges like this: And this reminds me of the lactose-intolerant goon who refused to stop eating cheese even though his noxious farts were causing his co-workers to need gas masks: OP: Every time I eat cheese I get these horrible farts and my co-workers are going to rise as one and slaughter me. What can I do? Everyone else: You're lactose intolerant, OP. Stop eating cheese. OP: No. gently caress y'all, I like cheese.
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 12:22 |
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SkunkDuster posted:What was that thread about a hotel employee (not the big guy) who had a bunch of STDH stories and then M R CRACKER came in and started posting his brand of crazy STDH causing the OP to have a meltdown because it was his thread and M R CRACKER was stealing all his glory?
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# ? Jun 22, 2018 12:29 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:And this reminds me of the lactose-intolerant goon who refused to stop eating cheese even though his noxious farts were causing his co-workers to need gas masks: Lmao I remember this and I'm pretty sure it was years ago and I hadn't thought about it since until now. I feel like cheese was seriously the guy's favorite food and he would just eat cheese and crackers all the time. Possibly he posted a picture of a fridge that was mostly empty except for the cheese? Edit I think it was in e/n?
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