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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Mechafunkzilla posted:

Rene Chang is on the loose!

let he has never looked at pics of 90s beauties throw the first stone.

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evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/22/technology/china-micron-chips-theft.html

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
http://www.capitalwatch.com/article-2346-1.html

quote:

The National Statistics Bureau of China, an agency of the State Council of the People's Republic, has found that 1,195 companies and 2,775 investment projects falsified their books by overstating their earnings or hiding losses.

At a time when Beijing is attempting to control debt risks and ensure transparency in its financial system, the figures illuminate an unsettling issue: the possibility of endemic cheating among Chinese businesses.

The statistics, circulating this week on Chinese media, showed that the National Statistics Bureau verified the financials of 2,051 enterprises and 2,942 investment projects between January and April this year. Altogether, nearly 80 percent of the scrutinized records were found to contain falsities.
AHH, NO FARKING poo poo, EH??

Bajaj fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 22, 2018

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
still not up to par with trumps 100 percent falsities lol keep lagging behind the unnamed country chinar

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Re: parking in HK, we have family friends who have a membership at the Portuguese club in Jordan solely because it has free parking.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/chengdu-hotpot-all-you-can-eat-closed/index.html

quote:

They brought a huge bag to pack food away.

packing away hot pot never change :china:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

Unfortunately, it also clocked up debts of more than $76,000 and a day later was forced to temporarily close its doors and post an "emergency notice" halting the deal.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Cry Havoc posted:

still not up to par with trumps 100 percent falsities lol keep lagging behind the unnamed country chinar

he's consistent, reliable

basically you can take the opposite of what he says to the bank

great guy, huge hands

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!

Boiled Water posted:

in badminton at the olympics they tried throwing the game

jokes on South Korea though, China, against whom they were playing, also tried this

Remember, it wasn't their fault they tried to exploit a loophole in the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RIhCMLz1E

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.

etalian posted:

lol

Unfortunately, it also clocked up debts of more than $76,000 and a day later was forced to temporarily close its doors and post an "emergency notice" halting the deal.

76 grand that’s a lot of landfill meat and gutter oil

quote:

"To be honest, the food tasted not bad”

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BovineFury posted:

Remember, it wasn't their fault they tried to exploit a loophole in the system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0RIhCMLz1E

So basically mainland chinese are Pats/Belichick fans?

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice
Good article and not surprising in the least.

e:

quote:

Later, at a recruiting event in the United States aimed at Micron employees, Jinhua and UMC showed PowerPoint slides that used Micron’s internal code names when discussing future chips it would make, according to the court documents.
:lol:

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Sten Freak posted:

Good article and not surprising in the least.

e:

:lol:

Jesus Christ that hits close to home.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
my favorite parts are china stealing tech from micron and then suing micron for using the tech they just stole

and the guy at the end lmao

quote:

“Most of Made in China 2025 is likely to succeed. Not all technologies are rocket science,” said Dan Wang, a technology analyst in Beijing with Gavekal Dragonomics, a research firm. “With enough subsidies, Chinese firms have a good shot at catching up to the technological frontier.”

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
how hard could making a microchip be it looks like its just a piece of plastic with some metal glued on

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/woman-destroys-ferrari-seconds-crashes-12766246.amp

Of course it's in China. Although I guess it could have been Vancouver.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
it's incredibly appropriate that the other car she nailed was a high end BMW

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Well, not his early early films.

I liked the Young Master one, though.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


Every time some idiot who shouldn't even have a license because they don't even know how to reverse crashes a half million dollar super-car it's always a fun game to play "china or vancouver???"

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Wow, amazing heap of people weren't killed

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Tinder in Shenzhen -

If she is white:
Russian. So many Russians. They all teach yoga or dancing. Still give off a heavy prostitute vibe.
North American girls that teach English and half the photos are of them in bars or next to small kids.
Either really, really fat or anorexically skinny.
22+-year-olds that look 45+.
Super positive "I JUST ARRIVED TO CHINA, OMG, SO AMAZING" optimistic first-timers.
#wanderlust
#Crossfit
Is a tourist or backpacker that mistakenly thought China would be more "exotic" than Thailand or Bali.

If she is not white, and not Chinese:
Filipina nannies in Hong Kong.
Black girls from the US south that teach English, also have photos of them in bars.
Random Indians, usually from the UK.
Africans in wigs and "make up shotgun" style make up.

If she is Chinese:
99% are in Hong Kong, since I am so close to the border. They get angry at me for being on China side, like I am not allowed to use Tinder.
Went to university in the UK.
Lived in the UK or Australia.
Loves scuba and snowboarding. I've never seen more scuba fans in my life.
#wanderlust - "Travel is life" and then a list of countries or flag emojis where they visited.
#sapiosexual - "I want intellectual conversations and a man that can think" followed by a profile full of photos of her holding a cat.
#Crossfit for ones that don't look like they've ever tried exercise.
Photos of them in Japan and/or wearing a kimono.
Photos of them doing super duper expensive things or in obviously super expensive hotels and locations.
"I don't message first or respond to 'hello,' you should make some effort!"
"I want serious relationships only, no chatting!" followed by a list of rare traits they demand in a guy.

If she is the rare Chinese in Shenzhen:
Speaks English but is confused by Tinder, and doesn't trust anything because of scammers.
Probably studied or worked abroad and now is sad to be back in China and wants to make foreign "friends."
Profile just says "I am in Shenzhen" and nothing else.
Cats. So many cats.
Photos of something with a stylish Chinese sentence in the middle.


So far I have matched with angry HK girls that want white boyfriends but don't trust any white people. Russians that are really hippy-dippy and passing by. Super-obvious white guy chasers that live and die in foreigner bars. An Indian girl that wouldn't answer a single question about herself. An American that added my Wechat but only replies once per day for 5 minutes at a time, and disappears the rest of the time. A few Shenzhen women that are looking for husbands.

Tantan is still full of spam bots, but the new updates are so full of bugs for me that half the time it locates me 1000km from where I am. Apparently I am popular in Xinjiang. They reduced the number of daily swipes from 500 down to 120, and offer paid upgrades similar to Tinder, but these are only available to Chinese accounts and I guess paid through Wechat. With Tantan being about 80% bots, 120 swipes means getting a match is rare.

I'm trying, guys. Give me some time so I can make more more follies and blunders in my personal life.

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

Bajaj posted:

I'm trying, guys. Give me some time so I can make more more follies and blunders in my personal life.

Thank you for your sacrifice, this is the quality content we've come to expect from this thread.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bajaj posted:

Tinder in Shenzhen -


https://i.imgur.com/6GgFS8Q.mp4

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
God bless this mess

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Bajaj posted:

Tinder in Shenzhen -

If she is white:
Russian. So many Russians. They all teach yoga or dancing. Still give off a heavy prostitute vibe.
North American girls that teach English and half the photos are of them in bars or next to small kids.
Either really, really fat or anorexically skinny.
22+-year-olds that look 45+.
Super positive "I JUST ARRIVED TO CHINA, OMG, SO AMAZING" optimistic first-timers.
#wanderlust
#Crossfit
Is a tourist or backpacker that mistakenly thought China would be more "exotic" than Thailand or Bali.

If she is not white, and not Chinese:
Filipina nannies in Hong Kong.
Black girls from the US south that teach English, also have photos of them in bars.
Random Indians, usually from the UK.
Africans in wigs and "make up shotgun" style make up.

If she is Chinese:
99% are in Hong Kong, since I am so close to the border. They get angry at me for being on China side, like I am not allowed to use Tinder.
Went to university in the UK.
Lived in the UK or Australia.
Loves scuba and snowboarding. I've never seen more scuba fans in my life.
#wanderlust - "Travel is life" and then a list of countries or flag emojis where they visited.
#sapiosexual - "I want intellectual conversations and a man that can think" followed by a profile full of photos of her holding a cat.
#Crossfit for ones that don't look like they've ever tried exercise.
Photos of them in Japan and/or wearing a kimono.
Photos of them doing super duper expensive things or in obviously super expensive hotels and locations.
"I don't message first or respond to 'hello,' you should make some effort!"
"I want serious relationships only, no chatting!" followed by a list of rare traits they demand in a guy.

If she is the rare Chinese in Shenzhen:
Speaks English but is confused by Tinder, and doesn't trust anything because of scammers.
Probably studied or worked abroad and now is sad to be back in China and wants to make foreign "friends."
Profile just says "I am in Shenzhen" and nothing else.
Cats. So many cats.
Photos of something with a stylish Chinese sentence in the middle.


So far I have matched with angry HK girls that want white boyfriends but don't trust any white people. Russians that are really hippy-dippy and passing by. Super-obvious white guy chasers that live and die in foreigner bars. An Indian girl that wouldn't answer a single question about herself. An American that added my Wechat but only replies once per day for 5 minutes at a time, and disappears the rest of the time. A few Shenzhen women that are looking for husbands.

Tantan is still full of spam bots, but the new updates are so full of bugs for me that half the time it locates me 1000km from where I am. Apparently I am popular in Xinjiang. They reduced the number of daily swipes from 500 down to 120, and offer paid upgrades similar to Tinder, but these are only available to Chinese accounts and I guess paid through Wechat. With Tantan being about 80% bots, 120 swipes means getting a match is rare.

I'm trying, guys. Give me some time so I can make more more follies and blunders in my personal life.

A good post

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
I thought you swore off China, and especially Shenzhen forever Bajaj. What made you change your mind?

Please note that I’m not complaining, the thread wasn’t the same without your sexcapade stories.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Please marry CG

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Kharnifex posted:

Please marry CG

(corea girl)

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Kharnifex posted:

Please marry CG

Coconut Gun

She has no style

She has no grace.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fojar38 posted:

my favorite parts are china stealing tech from micron and then suing micron for using the tech they just stole

and the guy at the end lmao

Micron also got sued by China for price fixed accusation at time in which China was giving big grants and contracts to the supplier that trying to steal the IP.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Kharnifex posted:

Please marry CG

This is really all I come to China thread for

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

WarpedNaba posted:

Coconut Gun

She has no style

She has no grace.

and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble

Steakandchips
Apr 30, 2009

Once more unto the breach! God speed, Bajaj!

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme

Steakandchips posted:

Once more unto the cave! God speed, Bajaj!

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RD3BgPtZfY

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Kharnifex posted:

Please marry CG

Not an emptyquote

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

:perfect:

Bajaj
Sep 13, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
First of all, I would like to say I am glad that opening the forums in China means I get a Chinese version of the captcha before I load the page. Last time I was here, it was a Google-only captcha, and I couldn't get on here without a VPN on. Now I can do it locally, and Imgur also doesn't require a VPN so I get a mostly-fine forums experience without Express VPN constantly dropping my connection. Express is alright, but about every hour it drops and I have to reconnect. On my phone, the app is somehow much slower on WiFi than on data while also burning my battery life at an alarming rate. Being like 1km from the HK border now, I randomly get notifications from blocked apps, but when I open them I can't get enough signal to get them to load.

HerStuddMuffin posted:

I thought you swore off China, and especially Shenzhen forever Bajaj. What made you change your mind?

Please note that I’m not complaining, the thread wasn’t the same without your sexcapade stories.
I did and didn't. I was just super angry by the end of my last stay. I meant to stay like 6 months and ended up staying about 14 or something. I had no break from China at all for that long period, and my stupidity of using these forums as a whining zone while also reading the super-paranoid r/china turned me into a bitch-made person that felt like the world was out to get him and I needed to vent stupid useless poo poo. It's really easy to fall into that mindset when that's like half your source of communication with the outside world. It's toxic. Add on the Trump news about his idiocy and the whole world seemingly burning down, and I was in a weird mode of constant negativity. When everything is a "crack down" against your kind, while the world is in shambles, every little inadvertent thing seems like a personal slight.

About two months ago or so, I stopped checking on social media and I used a browser extension to block a lot of news sites and widgets. I stopped reading reddit except for some DIY subs that I learn from. I stopped opening these forums every day. I have very little idea what is going on in the world, and it's perfect.
It worked great to lift me out of the bombardment of retarded news and the media machine. I think it's been the best thing I've done online since pirating. I've freed up so much time and, outside of youtube, I rarely know what to do online anymore. Reddit, social media, and the forums were brainless automatic source of clicks, and I broke that bad habit I developed over the years of online use. I've been reading ebooks every night, sleeping earlier, and so on, because the typical social aspect of opinion mongering and replying and blabbing is all gone. I just see China and face culture as what it is, and my motto is already just "Well, this is China, what do you expect?" instead of the previous "OH. MY. GOD. HOW DARE THEY... REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
It's cool. I recommend everyone to try it for a couple weeks.

Kharnifex posted:

Please marry CG
That would be the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. She's a wonderful friend, but we are both smart enough to recognize how fast that would crash if we had to spend every day together.

It would be like this:

https://i.imgur.com/I2xzW0V.gifv

Anyway, I'll update when I meet some new people, but only if they give me the usual China experience.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Could you work for CG's company or would that be a bad idea mixing friendship and money?

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Bajaj posted:

It worked great to lift me out of the bombardment of retarded news and the media machine. I think it's been the best thing I've done online since pirating. I've freed up so much time and, outside of youtube, I rarely know what to do online anymore. Reddit, social media, and the forums were brainless automatic source of clicks, and I broke that bad habit I developed over the years of online use. I've been reading ebooks every night, sleeping earlier, and so on, because the typical social aspect of opinion mongering and replying and blabbing is all gone.
it's surprising once you step away from the constant noise machine exactly how unremarkable a lot of the world's current incineration in hellfire seems. i did pretty much exactly what you did like second quarter of last year due to my business falling apart at the seams (not coincidentally, because of China). i just didn't have the mental energy to follow the constant cycle of outrage and horror that the social internet seems to have settled on for the status quo. i instead started listening to audible and filling my phone with research papers on stuff that interested me. fast forward six months, and while my life was still a shambles in a lot of ways i was so much mentally healthier for having cut the connection to the internet zeitgeist i don't think i could ever go back now.

having the time away from hyperbolic ether-shouting on twitter also gave me time to actually try to answer the question of how the world got where it is and how hosed are we, all that jazz. again, given time to ponder, it's surprising how optimistic you can end up being. the answer i basically came away with is that we're pretty hosed, but we've been hosed way worse before and we've been hosed way worse in recent memory. by current standards pretty much the entire 19th century was one constant meltdown, both in the US and globally, and even the happy times of the 20th century had the constant specter of both political and economic doom just off screen. and through all that, the world came away better fed, better clothed, living longer, and having more healthy years, pretty much the entire world over. the only 20 year period in the last 200 that failed to live up to that promise was loving 1930-1950, wherein the world actually factually lost everything and then set itself on fire.

donny t sucks, daddy xi sucks, face culture is toxic and sucks and the CCP would do the entire world a great favor if all its senior leadership would come together and re-enact jonestown. no argument. the perspective we lose is important, though. the average chinese citizen is still way better off than they were under mao, and the horrifying thing about the mass starvation that mao incited so he could have enough grain to buy nukes is exactly how common that mass starvation was in the 100 years before him (which is potentially part of the reason he could get away with it). the world can always be better and always needs to get better - that's critical, and the fact that it is critical presupposes that tons of poo poo is very bad in our world right now - but pretending like we as a race are or have been swirling the drain isn't just factually wrong, it's kinda morally wrong too because it disincentivizes people from doing anything to help.

but that doesn't matter in the current equilibrium. if you're plugged in, the most useful thing you can be is horrified and outraged full time because that's what brings in those sweet clicks and the sweet ad revenue. it's no wonder people end up so angry and scared when it's in internet commerce's collective best interest for them to be angry and scared. it's also no wonder that bleeds over into their daily lives and makes them more likely to be curmudgeons about good fortune, or, in your case, generalize a bad experience into a bad universal truth.

the only sane thing to do is to leave it behind. burn down facebook, burn down twitter, burn down the walled gardens and silence the cacophony from whatever rear end in a top hat has the most followers. get back to things that can provide you with real signal. china ruined my business, but indirectly, china also gave me back my life in this bass ackwards way.

e: if you want a demonstration of this in action go look at the 'lol rip white people' thread in GBS right now. whether it's the imminent evolutionary white genocide or the idea that all of china's coastlands are imminently going to be underwater, the psychopathic hyperbole is in full swing in that thread and people are so used to being horrified and outraged that there's massive amounts of schadenfreude oozing out of every post at the idea of death and destruction for entire cultures. and if the cross-thread skirmishing that's clearly seeping in is any indication, all of the above is legit seriousposting.

nevermind that evolution doesn't work like that, global warming doesn't work like that, culture and race don't work like that, and governments and culture don't interact like that. what's important is that fear and outrage is culminating in death and that's apparently super awesome.

Coolguye fucked around with this message at 07:52 on Jun 24, 2018

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