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maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011


There are two things here competing to be kept in mind:
1. IQ tests are bullshit and mean precious little.
2. Online IQ test results are generally artificially high.

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Popoi
Jul 23, 2000

Your Computer posted:

This stuff will never not be completely bizarre to me. :psyduck: Is it supposed to be some form of gaslighting? They keep repeating stuff like "no-go zones" and talking about what horrible post-apocalyptic hellholes the Scandinavian countries are while showing the most mundane pictures and videos ever.
The video reminds me of the ones that people who believe they're being gangstalked make. It's invariably footage of people going about their day normally, accompanied by narration about how that guy who just walked by gave a secret perpetrator hand signal.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know
That reminds me of a roommate I had that spend literally two hours going through an online IQ test. Stressing about every answer and finally finishing it only to get a pop up window saying, "Wow, you sure are smart, don't forget to drink your Ovaltine!"

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Big fan of the text on that IQ result doing its best to say ‘you’re not that smart but you’re probably just holding back and not trying your hardest, so you should still definitely share this on Facebook’.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

EL BROMANCE posted:

Big fan of the text on that IQ result doing its best to say ‘you’re not that smart but you’re probably just holding back and not trying your hardest, so you should still definitely share this on Facebook’.

“Your IQ is average. That means you’re above average!” :v:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

maswastaken posted:

There are two things here competing to be kept in mind:
1. IQ tests are bullshit and mean precious little.
2. Online IQ test results are generally artificially high.
Also the're designed so the median score is 100. It's not a fixed scale. 50% are gonna be "above average" by definition.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

People think "bad part of town" means it's total murderous anarchy and you're at risk of being shanked at all times when it usually means "don't buy drugs or go to the sleazy gloryhole-laden bars there"

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
living in the bad part of town is nice

you know the people that come over really like you.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Besesoth posted:

“Your IQ is average. That means you’re above average!” :v:

About a score that is below average, no less.

I'm starting to think the test he took wasn't valid, guys.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Not REAL snake oil???

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Mak0rz posted:

People think "bad part of town" means it's total murderous anarchy and you're at risk of being shanked at all times when it usually means "don't buy drugs or go to the sleazy gloryhole-laden bars there"

Wait, where am I going to buy my drugs from then?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Burning_Monk posted:

Wait, where am I going to buy my drugs from then?

Some middle-class suburban basement? I don't know. Just not in a dark alley behind Porno Joe's Sex Theater or whatever.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Burning_Monk posted:

Wait, where am I going to buy my drugs from then?

Where there are pizza/chinese delivery drivers, there are drugs

Manky Tungeon
Jun 11, 2018

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


"That gash in your leg was caused by you stabbing yourself, not the windmill mind controlling you."

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

The shittiest part is that this absolutely happens, just not in these stupid-rear end situations. It's more situations where a doctor insists someone's pain is less than it is because they are black/female/both. You're just having normal menstrual cramps, you're overreacting! *ovaries are solid cysts*

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Doctors absolutely do that poo poo and it's repugnant.

One of my best friends was told she was having a "bad period" and to Midol it away when she went to her doctor about having severe bleeding and cramping.

She decided to get a second opinion and it turns out she actually had serious blood issues that resulted a massive uterine hematoma. She had to have a transfusion.

Needless to say she switched doctors after that.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Mak0rz posted:

Doctors absolutely do that poo poo and it's repugnant.

One of my best friends was told she was having a "bad period" and to Midol it away when she went to her doctor about having severe bleeding and cramping.

She decided to get a second opinion and it turns out she actually had serious blood issues that resulted a massive uterine hematoma. She had to have a transfusion.

Needless to say she switched doctors after that.

I definitely don't think that includes "No, your baby didn't get autism from vaccines. You actually have a history of autism in your family."

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Sane: Post pictures of your pets

Insane:

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https://mobile.twitter.com/ConservativePTZ/status/1005853945770672129

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


"The swelling in your gums is normal after a root canal just take this ibuprofen"

*Six months later go to my normal dentist*

"So that guy missed a root when he did the canal."

gently caress you urgent dental place.

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Sep 7, 2014

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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

chitoryu12 posted:

I definitely don't think that includes "No, your baby didn't get autism from vaccines. You actually have a history of autism in your family."

Oh, yeah I didn't mean to imply the poo poo in that post was reasonable.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Len posted:

"The swelling in your gums is normal after a root canal just take this ibuprofen"

*Six months later go to my normal dentist*

"So that guy missed a root when he did the canal."

gently caress you urgent dental place.

For me it was months of "It's just gas, stop coming in with this." Until my gallbladder started to rupture and the doctor at the emergency room looked loving aghast when he poked my gut and instantly realized what was up and that doctors had let it get that bad without even doing a single check.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


She doesn't deserve a cool crow friend. :colbert:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

DicktheCat posted:

She doesn't deserve a cool crow friend. :colbert:

Surprised she didn't name it Jim.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

chitoryu12 posted:

I definitely don't think that includes "No, your baby didn't get autism from vaccines. You actually have a history of autism in your family."

It's just infuriating that they are taking a real thing and using it to validate their lovely opinions.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!

Nuebot posted:

For me it was months of "It's just gas, stop coming in with this." Until my gallbladder started to rupture and the doctor at the emergency room looked loving aghast when he poked my gut and instantly realized what was up and that doctors had let it get that bad without even doing a single check.

That's appalling since gallstones are pretty easy to diagnose most of the time. They never did an ultrasound to check?

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.



"I have a gotcha on my hands."
A few hours later
"gently caress"

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Yeah, I'm pretty drat tough, like deal with my own broken digits, tape up the finger almost bit off by a monkey and get back to work, get my husband to dig urchin needles out of my foot with a knife kind of girl, but when I decide that something is bad enough to get help I usually get dismissed as overreacting and just being a delicate little flower with a booboo and it sucks. It has to be the most frustrating thing in my life.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Midnight Voyager posted:

The shittiest part is that this absolutely happens, just not in these stupid-rear end situations. It's more situations where a doctor insists someone's pain is less than it is because they are black/female/both. You're just having normal menstrual cramps, you're overreacting! *ovaries are solid cysts*

"It's just morning sickness, almost everyone gets nauseous during pregnancy."

*one month later, in the ER for IV rehydration after losing ten pounds*

"Why didn't you tell anyone?!"

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Panfilo posted:

That's appalling since gallstones are pretty easy to diagnose most of the time. They never did an ultrasound to check?

No. Didn't even poke around like the guy at the emergency room did when I was able to be pretty specific about the pain and symptoms. I'd go in, explain what was going on and come out with antacids every time.

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty drat tough, like deal with my own broken digits, tape up the finger almost bit off by a monkey and get back to work, get my husband to dig urchin needles out of my foot with a knife kind of girl, but when I decide that something is bad enough to get help I usually get dismissed as overreacting and just being a delicate little flower with a booboo and it sucks. It has to be the most frustrating thing in my life.

Monkey bites sound horrifying. I'd let it have the finger.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

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Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




The first time i saw my last primary physician was when i was in "in tears" levels of pain from a gallbladder that just wasn't having it anymore.
The guy walks in, looks at me, looks at his clipboard with everything the nurse wrote down about symptoms and current meds, asks why im taking HRT meds, frowns at the obvious answer, tells me its heartburn and walks back out.
That was the most gently caress he was going to give. Period.

Next day i go to the ER and after an ultrasound they're like "holy poo poo, that gallbladder is coming out first thing tommorow morning. Heres a lot of dilauded and a room with on demand movies in the meantime."

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Midnight Voyager posted:

The shittiest part is that this absolutely happens, just not in these stupid-rear end situations. It's more situations where a doctor insists someone's pain is less than it is because they are black/female/both. You're just having normal menstrual cramps, you're overreacting! *ovaries are solid cysts*

None of that involves routine vaccinations against diseases like polio.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

None of that involves routine vaccinations against diseases like polio.

That's kind of the point, though. There are legitimate critiques and complaints about substandard care for groups as a result of prejudice, and the anti-vax lunatics are co-opting it for their stupid loving crusade against nothing.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 13 days!
I guess the lesson is to go to the ER for acute abdominal pain (bonus points if you are currently vomiting from the pain at the time) since they tend to try to rule out things like appendicitis and gallstones first. But I guess it really depends on the doctor and hospital. When my wife went to the ER they diagnosed it pretty much immediately. She even said spending the night in the ER wasn't too bad once they had her on pain meds and she could finally sleep. Best :10bux: spent on ER care that's for sure!

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Picnic Princess posted:

Yeah, I'm pretty drat tough, like deal with my own broken digits, tape up the finger almost bit off by a monkey and get back to work, get my husband to dig urchin needles out of my foot with a knife kind of girl, but when I decide that something is bad enough to get help I usually get dismissed as overreacting and just being a delicate little flower with a booboo and it sucks. It has to be the most frustrating thing in my life.

I'm dismissing this post as a humblebrag just to give you something different.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
LOL at the Merican healthcare system(that I too am a potential victim of)

My $0.02 is an example I heard on NPR about a black woman that had brain fluid leak but they kept telling her it was just a runny nose.

PhazonLink has a new favorite as of 04:41 on Jun 23, 2018

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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Skwirl posted:

Surprised she didn't name it Jim.

Feel like this deserves more :eyepop:

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