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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Erotic Wakes posted:

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Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Jun 24, 2018 12:47

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Randaconda posted:

I don�t know why you�d put gum on a platter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQXrh3yCXc

# ? Jun 24, 2018 12:54

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Randaconda posted:

this picture is insane

# ? Jun 24, 2018 13:14

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Randaconda posted:

These folks are gonna get hella dehydrated. Come on, put some fruit on there.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 13:24

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

All of my moisture comes from sour brite crawlers

# ? Jun 24, 2018 13:27

Mr. Bad Guy: Jun 28, 2006

Pretty irritated that they tipped the brie.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 13:33

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

Mierenneuker posted:

I don�t know why you�d put gum on a platter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvQXrh3yCXc

Do you mean the condoms? I don't see anything on there that looks like gum.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 13:59

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Facebook Aunt posted:

These folks are gonna get hella dehydrated. Come on, put some fruit on there.

The condoms are there to deal with hydration (after they've been used, of course).

# ? Jun 24, 2018 14:32

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Erotic Wakes posted:

lol, but also: is that handsome Squidward in the first panel?

# ? Jun 24, 2018 16:05

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Randaconda posted:

Is this loss

# ? Jun 24, 2018 17:14

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Some commentaries here

# ? Jun 24, 2018 18:09

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# ? Jun 24, 2018 18:39

monkeytennis: Apr 26, 2007; Toilet Rascal

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Pretty irritated that they tipped the brie.

what uncultured hell is this served in?

# ? Jun 24, 2018 18:46

a bitchin jetski: Jun 20, 2018; by SA Support Robot

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Bell curves and all that. When you have literal billions of people you can find adult humans that just kind of...ended up that tiny. Sometimes the body just gets to 4'10" and 90 pounds and goes "alright, I'm done." Under normal circumstances yes a fully grown person shouldn't be all that tiny but it's really the opposite end from the people that grow over 7' tall.

My guess is that they also picked the tallest black guy performers they could find and then did some camera angle tricks to make them look even bigger. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they were a bunch of like 6'3" guys that were standing on boxes behind her. She's also sitting cross-legged so she looks smaller than she is.

edit: Looking closer the dudes are also leaning forward which makes it look like they're looming. Your brain just kind of registers that as them being bigger than they actually are. The dude farthest to the right isn't leaning and is the biggest so you kind of just assume the rest of them are also that big.

I have a friend in her 30s who i would guess is roughly the same height and weight as Piper.

I'm only a shade under 6 feet tall and i still feel like a giant standing near her.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 18:47

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Bell curves and all that. When you have literal billions of people you can find adult humans that just kind of...ended up that tiny. Sometimes the body just gets to 4'10" and 90 pounds and goes "alright, I'm done." Under normal circumstances yes a fully grown person shouldn't be all that tiny but it's really the opposite end from the people that grow over 7' tall.

My guess is that they also picked the tallest black guy performers they could find and then did some camera angle tricks to make them look even bigger. It wouldn't surprise me at all if they were a bunch of like 6'3" guys that were standing on boxes behind her. She's also sitting cross-legged so she looks smaller than she is.

edit: Looking closer the dudes are also leaning forward which makes it look like they're looming. Your brain just kind of registers that as them being bigger than they actually are. The dude farthest to the right isn't leaning and is the biggest so you kind of just assume the rest of them are also that big.

you got more anal about it than they did

# ? Jun 24, 2018 19:12

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# ? Jun 24, 2018 19:31

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# ? Jun 24, 2018 19:48

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Erebus posted:

you got more anal about it than they did

# ? Jun 24, 2018 19:52

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Pershing posted:

that is the goal of the original material, yes

# ? Jun 24, 2018 20:43

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china bot posted:

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# ? Jun 24, 2018 21:24

snergle: Aug 3, 2013; A kind little mouse!

There was a meme using spongebob to i think give a physical representation to different sci fi races from a specific book? What was the book again?

# ? Jun 24, 2018 21:29

Grassy Knowles: Apr 4, 2003; "The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

snergle posted:

There was a meme using spongebob to i think give a physical representation to different sci fi races from a specific book? What was the book again?

Alltomorrows

# ? Jun 24, 2018 21:31

DontMockMySmock: Aug 9, 2008; I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 21:54

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

DontMockMySmock posted:

# ? Jun 24, 2018 21:58

Teddybear: May 16, 2009; Look! A teddybear doll!
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DontMockMySmock posted:

god dammit

# ? Jun 24, 2018 22:01

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Samuringa posted:

Some commentaries here

Thank you for this.

Finally found a use for this philosophy major.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 22:05

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

DontMockMySmock posted:

# ? Jun 24, 2018 22:21

KDdidit: Mar 2, 2007; Grimey Drawer

dialhforhero posted:

Thank you for this.

Finally found a use for this philosophy major.

# ? Jun 24, 2018 23:55

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

I'd be cool with more philosophy memes with short explanations, because I can never keep all their stupid as hell names straight.

# ? Jun 25, 2018 00:06

Jeremy_X: Jul 27, 2006

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Pretty irritated that they tipped the brie.

Let's not start a tipping derail.

# ? Jun 25, 2018 00:08

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Who What Now posted:

I'd be cool with more philosophy memes with short explanations, because I can never keep all their stupid as hell names straight.

Philosophy and History memes should have to follow the Guy Goodbody rule. Too many people don't have the background to get the joke

# ? Jun 25, 2018 00:09

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

dialhforhero posted:

Thank you for this.

Finally found a use for this philosophy major.

I try to make themed posts sometimes and I keep seeing goons talking about studying philosophy in college so I tried to make a little bundle for them. I'm not very well read tho so I dunno about the overall quality of them.

# ? Jun 25, 2018 00:20