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Captain Kirk is dreamy and also a wonderful QB, I won’t hear any of this slander 
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Ches Neckbeard posted:A 3 year contact is all in? This doesnt look at all like Jay Cutler though 
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Jun 24, 2018 19:39
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:This doesnt look at all like Jay Cutler though because he's so fat and sloppy now -- trust me, this is really him. it got posted on facebook by the official jay cutler sucks page.
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Jun 24, 2018 19:46
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Cutler was the source of the butt smokes with sunglasses av right?
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this is a fun montage even tough the Bengals get scored on three times in it http://www.nfl.com/videos/td-tuesday/0ap3000000935763/Best-touchdowns-by-punters-and-kickers
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Jun 24, 2018 22:52
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No Irish Need Imply posted:this is a fun montage even tough the Bengals get scored on three times in it http://www.nfl.com/videos/td-tuesday/0ap3000000935763/Best-touchdowns-by-punters-and-kickers A+ preview image for this video.
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Jun 24, 2018 23:12
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whypick1 posted:Even though he's been married twice and has a daughter, I'm still not entirely convinced Russell Wilson has had sex. That instagram video of him bragging about loving Ciara was probably just a ploy. Bet he couldn't get it in.
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Jun 25, 2018 04:22
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seiferguy posted:That instagram video of him bragging about loving Ciara was probably just a ploy. Bet he couldn't get it in. Whoa I thought he only had trouble throwing it in before the ring ceremony
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Jun 25, 2018 04:28
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Ches Neckbeard posted:A 3 year contact is all in? How long is the average non-Patriots championship caliber window open for? 3-4 years? So probably.
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Jun 25, 2018 13:15
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Spoeank posted:Whoa I thought he only had trouble throwing it in before the ring ceremony 
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Jun 25, 2018 13:43
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Are you talking about the Super Bowl, from the end of the Super Bowl when that pass got intercepted.
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Jun 25, 2018 14:14
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Diva Cupcake posted:How long is the average non-Patriots championship caliber window open for? 3-4 years? So probably. Fournette still has his rookie deal and the defense will remain stacked for a while. No reason to think they couldn't pick up a QB next draft to work up behind Bort.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:41
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NotWearingPants posted:It's out! x-posting some good stuff from the NFC East thread for us all to discuss while in the doldrums of summer. I think the Cowboys ceiling this year is probably something like 6 wins.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:42
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Fournette still has his rookie deal and the defense will remain stacked for a while. No reason to think they couldn't pick up a QB next draft to work up behind Bort.  ). All that and they have been drafting well and have some good coaches on staff.
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Jun 25, 2018 16:52
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I got a bit caught up in the Kirk Cousins sweepstakes but I am wondering how he will fit with the Vikings. Is that team good enough that it'll allow Kirk Cousins to really flourish? Or is Kirk Cousins mediocre enough that he will never truly flourish? I'm starting to have this feeling that Alex Smith would've been a better choice for the Vikings. I hope Kirk does ball out and makes his former team look like a bunch of incompetentsaxeil posted:x-posting some good stuff from the NFC East thread for us all to discuss while in the doldrums of summer. Funny article and really lays it out. This team needs some new faces in the coaching staff and front office desperately. The lack of depth is really amazing; any number of a lot of key players going down and the team will completely fall apart. I also noticed watching All or Nothing that the coaching just wasn't there, way too many players totally checked our and not giving a gently caress about all the cliches Jason Garrett spouts off constantly. Some good position coaching but you need that presence at the top. One playoff win in seven and a half years? That's not production and most teams wouldn't tolerate that no matter how much they liked the guy. The management needs help just as much as the coaching though. I think they need some big changes and until that happens they will stay as perennial also-rans. I'm sure they'll grind out a certain number of wins but overall I like their chances the least in that division. Every other team in the division has things to really get excited about, but with the Cowboys it's really hard to even say that they've even improved this offseason while every other team in the division looks like it has
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Play posted:I got a bit caught up in the Kirk Cousins sweepstakes but I am wondering how he will fit with the Vikings. Is that team good enough that it'll allow Kirk Cousins to really flourish? Or is Kirk Cousins mediocre enough that he will never truly flourish? I'm starting to have this feeling that Alex Smith would've been a better choice for the Vikings. I hope Kirk does ball out and makes his former team look like a bunch of incompetents
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Jun 25, 2018 18:22
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:What I find hilarious about this is that Jerry Jones refuses to admit that Jimmy Johnson was at all responsible for helping to assemble those superstar teams in the 90s. the vikings helped
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Jun 25, 2018 18:24
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:What I find hilarious about this is that Jerry Jones refuses to admit that Jimmy Johnson was at all responsible for helping to assemble those superstar teams in the 90s. Jerry Jones is absolutely the root of the problem. Jason Garrett is the perfect little toady and any coach/GM that actually has the skills and the drive to change things would naturally object to Jerry's interference which is unacceptable. The whole thing with Jimmy Johnson started when Jerry Jones pushed for more personnel decisions and look how all that turned out. It sucks for the players but it's just desserts for their owner. His growing influence in personnel has been an absolute disaster by any standard and the fact that his ego can't tolerate strong personalities has made mediocrity inevitable for the team. Watching All or Nothing you can tell that Garrett is 100% Jerry's bitch
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Jun 25, 2018 18:29
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I'm fine with Jerry Jones being the architect of his own destruction.
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Jun 25, 2018 18:33
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Play posted:I got a bit caught up in the Kirk Cousins sweepstakes but I am wondering how he will fit with the Vikings. Is that team good enough that it'll allow Kirk Cousins to really flourish? Or is Kirk Cousins mediocre enough that he will never truly flourish? I'm starting to have this feeling that Alex Smith would've been a better choice for the Vikings. I hope Kirk does ball out and makes his former team look like a bunch of incompetents I mean...Case Keenum of all people looked pretty good playing for them. I'd imagine Cousins might have a decent chance of being ok. I also don't know that the Vikings had what the Chiefs were looking for in an Alex Smith trade, they pretty specifically targeted Kendall Fuller since they were planning on releasing Peters (obligatory what the Christ were you fucks thinking goes here). I think they would have preferred him over, say, Trae Waynes.
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Grittybeard posted:I mean...Case Keenum of all people looked pretty good playing for them. I'd imagine Cousins might have a decent chance of being ok. Keenum was surprisingly good at handling pressure last year. The biggest weakness on the vikings is their oline, though it's better then a few years ago, but yeah, Cousins is walking into pretty much the best available spot for a QB since probably like... 2013 Denver?
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Jun 25, 2018 18:46
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The Cowboys being the ultimate milquetoast team is great. 8-8 forever with an occasional outlier which of course ends in disappointment for cowboys fans eg. 13-3 1st seed no playoff wins. This is a feature to me of the Cowboys not a flaw. also lol cowboys with the playoffs on the line: 
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Grittybeard posted:I mean...Case Keenum of all people looked pretty good playing for them. I'd imagine Cousins might have a decent chance of being ok.
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Jun 25, 2018 19:04
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Garrett's trash and the team won't succeed as long as he's head coach. The talent this year is pretty dire, but I expect they'll grind out 6 or so wins and push themselves out of a top 5 draft pick. The team has no depth so it's really a question of how lucky they are with injuries. Even with Bryant and Witten gone, I'm not sure they're worst in the division, though--I think Washington definitely got worse going from Cousins to Smith. It'll be the Eagles' divsion to lose in any case, though.
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TheChirurgeon posted:Garrett's trash and the team won't succeed as long as he's head coach. The talent this year is pretty dire, but I expect they'll grind out 6 or so wins and push themselves out of a top 5 draft pick. The team has no depth so it's really a question of how lucky they are with injuries. Even with Bryant and Witten gone, I'm not sure they're worst in the division, though--I think Washington definitely got worse going from Cousins to Smith. It'll be the Eagles' divsion to lose in any case, though. I believe that Washington and Cowboys will battle it out for 6-10 or 8-8 for #2 and #3 in division while the Eagles run away with it. They surely arent worse than the Giants? I admittedly don't know what the non-eagles NFC East is "supposed to look like"
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:How much of this was Pat Shurmur, who is now the HC of the Giants? Pat Shurmur is an expert at making lovely QBs look okay
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DariusLikewise posted:Pat Shurmur is an expert at making lovely QBs look okay
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EmbryoSteve posted:The Cowboys being the ultimate milquetoast team is great. 8-8 forever with an occasional outlier which of course ends in disappointment for cowboys fans eg. 13-3 1st seed no playoff Forever mediocre and blaming other people for their own inadequacy. They really are America’s team.
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EmbryoSteve posted:I believe that Washington and Cowboys will battle it out for 6-10 or 8-8 for #2 and #3 in division while the Eagles run away with it. They surely arent worse than the Giants? I admittedly don't know what the non-eagles NFC East is "supposed to look like" I have no idea what to expect from the Giants. As much as they'd like to blame it all on the offensive line, Eli Manning is clearly on the decline. But with a healthy OBJ and a running game they can probably threaten 8-8 or better, depending on how the defense does. TheChirurgeon fucked around with this message at 20:25 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Coldforge posted:Forever mediocre and blaming other people for their own inadequacy. They really are America’s team. Totally. Incompetent billionaires who think they have talent meddling in the team's progress and thus pulling everyone down sounds very American as well.
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:What does this mean for future HoFer Elisha Manning? Benched for Davis Webb who goes on to take the Giants to the NFC Championship
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Jun 25, 2018 20:06
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Grittybeard posted:I mean...Case Keenum of all people looked pretty good playing for them. I'd imagine Cousins might have a decent chance of being ok. It was stefon diggs and adam thielen that made keenum look good because his accuracy is dogshit and they bailed him out on circus catches all year long
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Jun 25, 2018 20:39
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I'm looking for Sanders, Sutton and (if he actually gives a poo poo) Thomas to do more of the same for Keenum
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Jun 25, 2018 20:40
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Grittybeard posted:I mean...Case Keenum of all people looked pretty good playing for them. I'd imagine Cousins might have a decent chance of being ok. Not to mention the Skins paid Alex stupid money® so I think both parties benefited.
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kiimo posted:Not to mention the Skins paid Alex super-genius money® so I think both parties benefited.
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I want the new season to start. But I'm enjoying the fact that the Eagles are currently the undisputed best team in the league and that could change when the new season starts.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:24
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CyberPingu posted:I want the new season to start. But I'm enjoying the fact that the Eagles are currently the undisputed best team in the league and that could change when the new season starts. How? They currently have the same record as the Browns and 30 other teams.
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I can’t wait for my team and it’s normal quarterback with a happy family to win 12-15 games and the super bowl
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I've made a lot of hard guarantees that Phillip Rivers' arm is dead so he better not throw for 4500+ yards again
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