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ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

klafbang posted:

That’s not how a majority attack works at all. It allows you to double spend, not to steal. And at only 51% hash-power, it will be slow (I’m too lazy to do the math, but you need to re-mine all blocks from the block with the transaction you want to double-spend and at only a 51% majority, you only have a 2% advantage at each block).

The payout from the laffchain is all the libertarians tears trying to explain how bitcoin being under control of a Chinese mining syndicate is better than actual money being under control of a democratically(ish) elected government.

How does double spending work then? You go back to a block that has a transaction you want and re-do that block? Because you have 51% the ledger then agrees that "yes, that transaction happened again" and all subsequent blocks disappear?

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
This is the sentence that is actually correct

This is the sentence that is now correct because it is longer



The merchant accepted my "actually" as payment and shipped a product, but now I still have it because it was nerver used in the longest sentence

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

klafbang posted:

That’s not how a majority attack works at all. It allows you to double spend, not to steal. And at only 51% hash-power, it will be slow (I’m too lazy to do the math, but you need to re-mine all blocks from the block with the transaction you want to double-spend and at only a 51% majority, you only have a 2% advantage at each block).

The payout from the laffchain is all the libertarians tears trying to explain how bitcoin being under control of a Chinese mining syndicate is better than actual money being under control of a democratically(ish) elected government.

double spending isn’t stealing?

Astroniomix
Apr 24, 2015



let it mellow posted:

double spending isn’t stealing?

Only if you use real money.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

let it mellow posted:

double spending isn’t stealing?

It's a different kind of stealing. You can't arbitrarily steal bitcoins, but you can take back bitcoins that you had given to someone else.

You can also decide that your own transactions are free, you can de facto set the minimum fee that everyone else pays for their transactions, and you can blacklist addresses to prevent them from transacting at all. You're also able to slowly bankrupt all of the other miners, by slowly invalidating any blocks they discover.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
last time 51% happened, in 2014, the pool in question apologised and promised not to frighten everyone like that. And promptly broke up into multiple smaller pools. Who definitely aren't run by the same people or coordinating or anything like that.

Initiative Q is not a crypto!! It just has all the same bad smells. And is promoting itself with a literal pyramid scheme. ADA buyers should get in while they can, of course.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

divabot posted:

last time 51% happened, in 2014, the pool in question apologised and promised not to frighten everyone like that. And promptly broke up into multiple smaller pools. Who definitely aren't run by the same people or coordinating or anything like that.
Concrete proof that monopolies don't form naturally in an ancap environment. It's the government that creates monopolies! :bahgawd:

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
the bitcoin cp hill was such a bizarre one to die on, given that people sometimes using bitcoin for illicit purposes doesn't really say anything for or against bitcoin, in the same way it doesn't say anything for or against computers, or the internet, or cars, or anything else that might be used during the committing of a crime

on the other hand it did provide this thread and others with a great meltdown so im glad it happened

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOBTCREVOLUTION/status/1011087722335776768

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



The :buddy: face, except it's a bitcoin

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

the bitcoin cp hill was such a bizarre one to die on, given that people sometimes most of the time are using bitcoin for illicit purposes doesn't really say anything for or against bitcoin, in the same way it doesn't say anything for or against computers, or the internet, or cars, or anything else that might be used during the committing of a crime

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a hot gujju bhabhi posted:

the bitcoin cp hill was such a bizarre one to die on, given that people sometimes using bitcoin for illicit purposes doesn't really say anything for or against bitcoin, in the same way it doesn't say anything for or against computers, or the internet, or cars, or anything else that might be used during the committing of a crime

on the other hand it did provide this thread and others with a great meltdown so im glad it happened

Yeah the currency designed to be anonymous and skirt regulatory oversight absolutely is the same as all those other things with regard to enabling criminal activity. It also definitely has useful purposes that are worth dealing with the negatives for.

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

BITCOIN PRICE TO DROP TO $4,000 BEFORE BOUNCING TO $10,000 ACCORDING TO SENIOR ANALYST
Todd Gordon, founder of TradingAnalysis.com, appeared on CNBC’s Stock Draft on June 22 during which he predicted that Bitcoin (BTC) will fall to $4000 before experiencing a rebound that will take it to over $10,000 by 2019.

quote:

There were times when it was 20, 30, 40 percent [per] week so, if I’m down 30 percent right now in Bitcoin, that’s nothing, I can make that up in two weeks.

:allears:

http://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-price-to-drop-to-4000-before-bouncing-to-10000-according-to-senior-analyst/

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
You got to know when to hodl

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Moridin920 posted:

Yeah the currency designed to be anonymous and skirt regulatory oversight absolutely is the same as all those other things with regard to enabling criminal activity. It also definitely has useful purposes that are worth dealing with the negatives for.

cryptography itself was designed specifically to aid anonymity and privacy which is essential for many criminal acts to be successfully conducted, that doesn't make cryptography bad, it's a complete non-point

bitcoin is profoundly stupid for a huge number of reasons but it doesn't enable any criminal acts to occur that wouldn't have occurred some other way

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

You got to know when to hodl

Know when to FODL

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

A director within the United States Secret Service testified on Wednesday to Congress, urging the government to take decisive actions to monitor privacy coins.

quote:

It is critical that the United States continues to work internationally to improve controls related to digital currency through organizations like the Financial Action Task Force. We should also consider additional legislative or regulatory actions to address potential challenges related to anonymity-enhanced cryptocurrencies, services intended to obscure transactions on blockchains (i.e., cryptocurrency tumblers or mixers) and cryptocurrency mining pools

Full Statement (PDF): https://financialservices.house.gov/uploadedfiles/hhrg-115-ba01-wstate-rnovy-20180620.pdf

This is an interesting albeit long read.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Risc1911 posted:

A director within the United States Secret Service testified on Wednesday to Congress, urging the government to take decisive actions to monitor privacy coins.


Full Statement (PDF): https://financialservices.house.gov/uploadedfiles/hhrg-115-ba01-wstate-rnovy-20180620.pdf

This is an interesting albeit long read.

The Secret Service testified this?



:thunk:

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

I want to hodl but I have no bitcoin

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Risc1911 posted:

BITCOIN PRICE TO DROP TO $4,000 BEFORE BOUNCING TO $10,000 ACCORDING TO SENIOR ANALYST
Todd Gordon, founder of TradingAnalysis.com, appeared on CNBC’s Stock Draft on June 22 during which he predicted that Bitcoin (BTC) will fall to $4000 before experiencing a rebound that will take it to over $10,000 by 2019.


:allears:

http://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-price-to-drop-to-4000-before-bouncing-to-10000-according-to-senior-analyst/

sounds like if you have any bitcoins now you should sell them immediately to rebuy with 50% gains.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Risc1911 posted:

BITCOIN PRICE TO DROP TO $4,000 BEFORE BOUNCING TO $10,000 ACCORDING TO SENIOR ANALYST
Todd Gordon, founder of TradingAnalysis.com, appeared on CNBC’s Stock Draft on June 22 during which he predicted that Bitcoin (BTC) will fall to $4000 before experiencing a rebound that will take it to over $10,000 by 2019.


:allears:

http://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-price-to-drop-to-4000-before-bouncing-to-10000-according-to-senior-analyst/

It was pretty funny last night watching the "Professional Technical Analysts" see the drop down to $5700 and start predicting that it wasn't going to stop until $4,000, only to instantly be shut up during their chart analysis about Tenkan Clouds or whatever because the price randomly spiked $400 out of nowhere.

It's okay though, everyone zoomed out and saw that $4,000 has a lot of buy orders so all of the professionals are calling that the new floor.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I no poo poo keep seeing a crypto add on youtube sometimes that goes

"There are three things you can do with crypto
hodl
invest
diversify"

and I'm like "DID YOU SERIOUSLY loving SPEAK THE WORD HODL OUT LOUD IN AN ADD WHAT THE gently caress IS LIFE" then died a little inside.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Tashilicious posted:

I no poo poo keep seeing a crypto add on youtube sometimes that goes

"There are three things you can do with crypto
hodl
invest
diversify"

and I'm like "DID YOU SERIOUSLY loving SPEAK THE WORD HODL OUT LOUD IN AN ADD WHAT THE gently caress IS LIFE" then died a little inside.

I just got that watching Bizonacci videos lol.

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Waffle House posted:

The Secret Service testified this?

They investigate counterfeit money, strangely.

Risc1911
Mar 1, 2016

Waffle House posted:

The Secret Service testified this?



:thunk:

Robert Novy
Deputy Assistant Director, Office of Investigations, U.S. Secret Service
Robert Novy is a federal law enforcement senior executive with over 28 years of federal government experience. A majority of his career has been with the U.S. Secret Service focusing on the critical integrated mission of protection and investigations. He is currently deputy assistant director in the Office of Investigations focusing on cyber policy, operations, and criminal investigations. Previously, he served as deputy assistant director for congressional affairs and the special agent in charge for public affairs. Throughout his career, he has initiated and managed high-profile, transnational cyber investigations encompassing network intrusions and the theft of data and information from corporate, financial, and government institutions.

https://www.uschamber.com/robert-novy

Prepared Testimony
Before the
United States House of Representatives
Committee on Financial Services
Subcommittee on Terrorism and Illicit Finance
June 20, 2018

Eikre
May 2, 2009

Phuzun posted:

They investigate counterfeit money, strangely.

It was what the agency was created for. It was the first investigative police force arranged federally.

They sidled in to bodyguarding when the Treasury Secretary sidelined some manpower to look after the first family (not the executive himself) a few decades later. When the McKinley's guards totally dropped the loving ball and let him get killed at point-blank by some lone-wolf rando, the Secret Service was directed to look after president, too.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
looks like we have a bart simpson graph happening

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
don't hodl a cow, man

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
imo u should wait for the krusty spike

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Tashilicious posted:

I no poo poo keep seeing a crypto add on youtube sometimes that goes

"There are three things you can do with crypto
hodl
invest
diversify"

and I'm like "DID YOU SERIOUSLY loving SPEAK THE WORD HODL OUT LOUD IN AN ADD WHAT THE gently caress IS LIFE" then died a little inside.

just lol if you don't use uBlock Origin

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

Risc1911 posted:

BITCOIN PRICE TO DROP TO $4,000 BEFORE BOUNCING TO $10,000 ACCORDING TO SENIOR ANALYST
Todd Gordon, founder of TradingAnalysis.com, appeared on CNBC’s Stock Draft on June 22 during which he predicted that Bitcoin (BTC) will fall to $4000 before experiencing a rebound that will take it to over $10,000 by 2019.


:allears:

http://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-price-to-drop-to-4000-before-bouncing-to-10000-according-to-senior-analyst/

It will probably go down to about 2k, somewhere between 2k and 3k but it will almost certainly not get back up to 10k in 2019.

God that article is insane. Oh man I looked into it, he's an Elliot Wave guy.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Bitcoin is going to be worth 100,000 thousand dollars, I have it on good authority. You guys should buy some, it’s very cheap right now - it was 200usd in 2014!!!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

jimmyjams posted:

imo u should wait for the krusty spike

I'm all in on the Barney Bounce, personally

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Risc1911 posted:

Robert Novy
Deputy Assistant Director, Office of Investigations, U.S. Secret Service
Robert Novy is a federal law enforcement senior executive with over 28 years of federal government experience. A majority of his career has been with the U.S. Secret Service focusing on the critical integrated mission of protection and investigations. He is currently deputy assistant director in the Office of Investigations focusing on cyber policy, operations, and criminal investigations. Previously, he served as deputy assistant director for congressional affairs and the special agent in charge for public affairs. Throughout his career, he has initiated and managed high-profile, transnational cyber investigations encompassing network intrusions and the theft of data and information from corporate, financial, and government institutions.

https://www.uschamber.com/robert-novy

Prepared Testimony
Before the
United States House of Representatives
Committee on Financial Services
Subcommittee on Terrorism and Illicit Finance
June 20, 2018

That was-

*checks watch*

Less than a week ago :hmbol:

TRUMP

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


John McAfee literally fucks whales and they don't understand that bitcoin is a bad idea lol

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Risc1911 posted:

BITCOIN PRICE TO DROP TO $4,000 BEFORE BOUNCING TO $10,000 ACCORDING TO SENIOR ANALYST
Todd Gordon, founder of TradingAnalysis.com, appeared on CNBC’s Stock Draft on June 22 during which he predicted that Bitcoin (BTC) will fall to $4000 before experiencing a rebound that will take it to over $10,000 by 2019.


:allears:

http://bitcoinist.com/bitcoin-price-to-drop-to-4000-before-bouncing-to-10000-according-to-senior-analyst/

I like that the bold, pro-buttcoin prediction is that by 2019 it will be only half the value it was in 2017. Truly the best investment.

Chemtrail
Dec 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
Could be good in short term but it's nowhere near what most of us in this sub are hoping for when it comes to a bull run. My fav Twitch Streamer who I'm in love with has been trying the past few months to give it a go as a career but still can't cracked 50 viewers. She's giving it another month but if it doesn't work out she's going to university in Europe and won't stream at all next year. I need the market to pump NOW so I can swoop in just before she gives her "pack it up, but thank you so much for your support" etc. glum speech with a 10k I BELIEVE IN YOU!!! donation out of nowhere and she just stares at the screen in disbelief and starts crying

and she's shocked cause half of my "persona" in my chat is having no job, and my mom still cleans my room every day and how did I suddenly become a millionaire, and I can pretend that my "persona" was a lie, but I didn't want to reveal I was rich at first, kind of like the beginning of Beauty and the Beast where the witch comes to the castle as a beggar, except you were kind and empathetic instead of turning me away and "passed the test" and there's no strings attatched except I want you to BE CONFIDENT IN HOW AMAZING YOU ARE!!! And I end up coaching her to legend on hearthstone over voice chat, and our sense of humor really clicks and we develop inside jokes and she ends up getting thousands of new viewers, which I may have had something to do with initially, but they stay cuz of how awesome she is and her career takes off, and she gets paid to go to cons, and even moderates a blizzard panel and we end up meeting and hitting it off and well.....

But none of this will happen if the mythical "institutional money" waits till 2019 to save us, by which point she'll probably have met some charming british guy and get engaged and money is completely useless to me.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
:stare: Jesus gently caress

Satchel and Trunk
Nov 4, 2008

Chemtrail posted:


I have wrapped up all my hopes and dreams on winning the lottery.

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Aww, so romantic :10bux::swoon::10bux:

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