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Frankly I'd like to hear more about Yo'ster Isle's Five Year Plan
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Jun 25, 2018 15:07
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rudatron posted:toads are imperialist lapdogs (toad-ies, even) and will be first against the wall this is a defense of ethnic cleansing, not all toads support the monarchy. that is like conflating the people of bahrain with their rulers. some of the most advanced and class conscious people i know are toads who suffer under the yoke of their cruel master
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Jun 25, 2018 15:30
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The Great Leap Upward
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Jun 25, 2018 15:39
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Eox posted:The Great Leap Upward
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Jun 25, 2018 15:43
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Eox posted:The Great Leap Upward
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Jun 25, 2018 15:45
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We must critically support the Kong family in their struggle against Kremling imperialism
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Jun 25, 2018 15:59
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Waluigi, the Federalist - "It's it Ironic tthat the bowser tee-shirts are made under Monarchy? WAH!"
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Jun 25, 2018 16:00
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Eox posted:The Great Leap Upward
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Jun 25, 2018 16:03
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"Ya! Wah! WAHOO!" - V. I. Lenin, The State and Revolution
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Jun 25, 2018 16:04
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rudatron posted:Fyi that's not marxist, its leftcom/anarchist utopianism. Its stoner logic, not serious radicalism. leftcoms aren't utopians
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Jun 25, 2018 17:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG6x5w6TiUI
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Jun 25, 2018 17:47
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Bowser leads the vanguard of girlfriend redistribution.
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Jun 25, 2018 18:32
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The Ocarina of Labor Time
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Jun 25, 2018 18:34
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for real tho, the paper mario series is an allegory for what the game series' developers considered the perils of fiat paper currency the mushroom kingdom operates on a gold coin standard, and
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Jun 25, 2018 18:42
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Eox posted:The Great Leap Upward
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Jun 25, 2018 20:05
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Leftcoms would organize the koopas/goombas to forcibly overthrow both Bowser and Princess Peach once the conditions were right and focus on organizing them and heightening the contradictions in the meantime. The turtles in that comic are liberal anarcho individualists.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:28
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It's weird to me that anprim ppl tend to be queer/trans/disabled since all of those groups of people would be pretty hosed under an anprim society.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:30
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Ace of Baes posted:It's weird to me that anprim ppl tend to be queer/trans/disabled since all of those groups of people would be pretty hosed under an anprim society. A lot of anprims don't really want that society, they just think civilizational collapse is inevitable It's a political philosophy designed to be annoying now so they get to tell you "I told you so, as you fight to death over a can of beans" Ace of Baes posted:The turtles in that comic are liberal anarcho individualists. Also wtf the koopas reject property so they can't be liberal They're just utopian anarchists
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Jun 25, 2018 20:40
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yeah anarchists, like those turtles and especially mario, are pretty dumb
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Jun 25, 2018 20:42
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:yeah anarchists, like those turtles and especially mario, are pretty dumb Still better than liberals imho
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Jun 25, 2018 20:43
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The only thing stopping Mario from stomping all of them was his mood.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:45
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Dreddout posted:Still better than liberals imho ouch talk about faint praise jfc
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Jun 25, 2018 20:45
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Dreddout posted:A lot of anprims don't really want that society, they just think civilizational collapse is inevitable They reject property but in reality they're just existing on a piece of property where the owners don't bother them.
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Jun 25, 2018 20:53
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WampaLord posted:"Buhhh duhhh it's not the right kind of -ism who cares that it actually helps people understand that profit shouldn't be the defining motivation of society hurrrrr" I would rather get stung right on the rear end in a top hat by a bee than admit I agree with rudatron, but he's right and you're being a real moron. even baloogan is just doing a bit with his prolix poo poo, read a loving book or at the very least stop being so proud of not reading books
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Jun 25, 2018 20:56
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Anyway, the most instructive thing about the comic is that the koopas' idea of utopia is standing on the same platform forever just talking about themselves. You are communally compelled to listen to everyone's trite personal problems, and leaving that recursive world is wrong because doing anything is a form of aggression.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:19
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Ace of Baes posted:They reject property but in reality they're just existing on a piece of property where the owners don't bother them. how does this supposed reality affect whether or not they're liberals?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:23
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Jizz Festival posted:how does this supposed reality affect whether or not they're liberals? because they're deluding themselves into thinking they've somehow transgressed against or escaped the system when in reality they're complacent in it as long as they're afforded a set of natural rights, the key of them being that they're left alone on their platform, aka property
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Jun 25, 2018 21:25
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it's comparable to a group of hippies living in a van in the woods and sharing everything while proclaiming themselves revolutionary
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Jun 25, 2018 21:27
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Ace of Baes posted:because they're deluding themselves into thinking they've somehow transgressed against or escaped the system when in reality they're complacent in it as long as they're afforded a set of natural rights, the key of them being that they're left alone on their platform, aka property They didn't even know they were in a kindom until mario showed up and told them. If there was no kingdom and they were just there by themselves would they still be liberals?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:29
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Jizz Festival posted:They didn't even know they were in a kindom until mario showed up and told them. If there was no kingdom and they were just there by themselves would they still be liberals? I guess they're not in that case, but that's not really a good model for any kind of lesson or society, the world around them exists whether they know about it or not, and the percent of the global population that is completely ignorant/uncontacted by outsiders is <0.0000001% of the population
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Jun 25, 2018 21:35
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Ace of Baes posted:it's comparable to a group of hippies living in a van in the woods and sharing everything while proclaiming themselves revolutionary quote:But for the anarchist, class is only an accessory concept. He wishes to liberate the individual, the person, and thereby conforms with the programme of the liberal and bourgeois revolution...The idea of freeing the individual, the person, and making him autonomous, boils down to the ridiculous formula of the subjective refractory individual, who shuts his eyes to society and its oppressive structure because he is convinced that he can't change it, or else he dreams about one day planting a bomb somewhere; the end result is contemporary existentialism which is unable to effect Society in the slightest.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:36
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Ace of Baes posted:I guess they're not in that case, but that's not really a good model for any kind of lesson or society, the world around them exists whether they know about it or not, and the percent of the global population that is completely ignorant/uncontacted by outsiders is <0.0000001% of the population Obviously it's not a good model, but even if the rest of the world invaded that platform and killed all the grass, the koopas and mario would just accept death or go wandering elsewhere. Their ideology doesn't require that they're left alone, and they're not liberals.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:39
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do you guys think mario hosed the koopas in the intervening years
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Jun 25, 2018 21:44
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Yandat posted:do you guys think mario hosed the koopas in the intervening years Mario just talked about being horny in their daily pow-wows until the urge passed. Jizz Festival posted:Obviously it's not a good model, but even if the rest of the world invaded that platform and killed all the grass, the koopas and mario would just accept death or go wandering elsewhere. Their ideology doesn't require that they're left alone, and they're not liberals. It really does require that they're left alone though, because they're ideologically committed to never defending their space. They're lost in a world of pure rhetoric, which only works when the other party is interested in conversation.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:01
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Metal Cat has issued a correction as of 02:56 on Oct 24, 2021 |
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Jun 25, 2018 22:03
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Metal Cat posted:It's a tiny patch of land, there's only 4 things they can share: the grass, the oxygen, their thoughts and their physical presence. Yeah that loving sucks.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:05
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good thing koopa don't need shelter or water or medicine
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Jun 25, 2018 22:06
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don't forget the motherfuckin blocks
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Jun 25, 2018 22:08
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:It really does require that they're left alone though, because they're ideologically committed to never defending their space. They're lost in a world of pure rhetoric, which only works when the other party is interested in conversation. If they weren't left alone then they would accept death or wander elsewhere, as I already said. They could just as easily be homeless koopas in new donk city living off trash.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:34
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Jizz Festival posted:If they weren't left alone then they would accept death or wander elsewhere, as I already said. They could just as easily be homeless koopas in new donk city living off trash. then they may as well not exist at all. they refuse to engage with society at all because the only thing they care about is themselves. it’s an extremely liberal response, even if they aren’t ideologically liberal. even anarchists will at least proselytize as a process of liberationist politics. what the koopas are doing is apolitical and non-dialectical. all they do is agree with each other on the same points over and over again.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:10
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