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Jikes posted:that was just a sad attempt at a lol from me I know! I was trying (poorly) to add to it.
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i wish all of these pussy liberals would stop being upset about brown children being injected full of *mystery drugs* and separated from their parents, and care about the stuff that really matters! MY MONEY!!!
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Jun 25, 2018 21:11
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nickhimself posted:i wish all of these pussy liberals would stop being upset about brown children being injected full of *mystery drugs* and separated from their parents, and care about the stuff that really matters! MY MONEY!!! They're turning the brown children gay.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:12
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I just watched Lincoln for the first time, and #1 holy gently caress Sally Fields, #2 I am really depressed now which is a trump lol if you think about it.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:15
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I know! I was trying (poorly) to add to it. we've become bad at the lols tweet funny you goddamned retard, before we all hang ourselves in the shower
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Jun 25, 2018 21:16
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1500quidporsche posted:They're turning the brown children gay. Gay for FROGS
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nickhimself posted:Hi me turmbo and me am Mr. Presidents. Other people??? Bad! Me people? Very good! Best! You scare? Here, having Walls. Greatly Walls. Please building for me us it are many money and too many money for me. You buy own Walls and STAY OUT! Demons? Bad. Repoops? Greats! Only want Repoops. No Demons (Mister Yuck Face). Demons mean less Happy Walls, all brown Small (Tiny!!) people. Buy only Repoops in you vote times. Smarts! Another bigly lol that shouldn't be missed.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:19
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A. Beaverhausen posted:I just watched Lincoln for the first time, and #1 holy gently caress Sally Fields, #2 I am really depressed now which is a trump lol if you think about it. God drat it, there are so many good dramatic films from the past five years that I keep meaning to watch, but tell myself "I will when I'm in the mood". Then I watch Pacific Rim 2 instead.
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fishing with the fam posted:God drat it, there are so many good dramatic films from the past five years that I keep meaning to watch, but tell myself "I will when I'm in the mood". Then I watch Pacific Rim 2 instead. It's real good, watch it. Then watch The Handmaiden
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Jun 25, 2018 21:23
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nickhimself posted:i wish all of these pussy liberals would stop being upset about brown children being injected full of *mystery drugs* and separated from their parents, and care about the stuff that really matters! MY MONEY!!! Actually what really matters is that these Eichmanns may face social sanction when dining out. That's basically facism, to be mean to them when they are bellying up to a wet meal at Stuckey's.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:29
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weren't the retards just celebrating a great victory for freedom since SCOTUS said the bad baker could be a gross bigot with no consequences? Now restaurants can't express all this sweet freedom by exorcising malicious spirits?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:33
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Gay cakes? gently caress YOU AND DIE Organic Gruel mixed with Free Range Children for SHUCKS dinner? YOU'D BETTER!!! OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jun 25, 2018 21:37
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Wirth1000 posted:ahhh the stuff that actually matters. not kids being torn apart or nazis given free reign in the freest and greatest shithole on earth but the "right" people losing a ton of money and trump is gonna be gone by yesterday yes galaxy brain take duder, the stock market definitely doesn't affect literally everyone in the country/world
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Jun 25, 2018 21:38
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Fried Watermelon posted:I was nervous crossing the border because I have a terrorist beard About a decade ago, I got a triple glance from an older lady at US customs because I have Saudi Arabia listed as my birth country and was overweight and had a terrorist beard in my passport picture but I am white, lost weight, shaved and American by birth before I laughed and had to explain the situation. E: I've found a lot of US customs and Homeland Security people to be generally uptight, ornery assholes though. The equivalent staff in any other country I've been to are much friendlier, welcoming, and less uptight. Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Jun 25, 2018 21:39
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Teikanmi posted:yes galaxy brain take duder, the stock market definitely doesn't affect literally everyone in the country/world please only care about 1 thing ever thank you
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Jun 25, 2018 21:40
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lmao he is such a thin-skinned bitch
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Jun 25, 2018 21:43
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lol I love that every leader knows how to play him, and he doesn't know/care.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:43
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doesn't special boy get woken up daily by a safe space folder full of his TPUSA tards all decked out in their diapers, fingering their assholes next to people who look disgusted with large block lettering on the top which reads "triggered yet, libs?" or something to that effect?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:44
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Literally any leader: Trump's not such a bad guy. He has fancy shoes. Trump: You see here, MSM, or should I say FAEK NEWS MEDIA since all you do is tell lies. Lies upon lies, you guys tell. You guys lie the biggest lies, it really is something else. Anyway, you see this man? He told me that I have the nice shoes. That, gentlemen and garden implements, is how you get your dick sucked. *stretches his neck* *pulls out chapstick*
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Jun 25, 2018 21:47
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reminder that it's someone's job to collect Trump's poop whenever he goes on a foreign trip lol
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Jun 25, 2018 21:50
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*Narrator voice* He wasn't able to detect irony.
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Bardeh posted:reminder that it's someone's job to collect Trump's poop whenever he goes on a foreign trip lol is this true please tell me this is a thing
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Jun 25, 2018 21:51
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Do you think he got that idea after hearing that KJU also takes those precautions? maybe that's why hope hicks quit. steamed pants is one thing, but a bag of turmp poopies? bridge too far.
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nickhimself posted:doesn't special boy get woken up daily by a safe space folder full of his TPUSA tards all decked out in their diapers, fingering their assholes next to people who look disgusted with large block lettering on the top which reads "triggered yet, libs?" or something to that effect? Oh god i totally forgot about that our special boy had his daily intelligence briefing replaced with a manila folder full of nice things his asslickers said about him. I genuinely can't wait until his term is over and all the tell-all books come out about his life in the white house.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:52
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Hahahaha https://mobile.twitter.com/CNN/status/1011043853368004610
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Jun 25, 2018 21:53
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Teikanmi posted:is this true They have a marching band playing songs while they ceremoniously burn it, and 2 dudes are taking notes on the color of the flames.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:53
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Jun 25, 2018 21:53
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I liked when our Special Boy leaned in to kiss Hope Hicks and she was like "nahhhhhhhh" and Special Boy gave a blank stare like a dejected baby
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Teikanmi posted:is this true https://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536.html it seems like it's a standard thing so other states can't examine the president's poo to find out his weaknesses. so yeah. it's true. someone is in charge of the poop collection. This article is about Bush, but I can't see why the policy would have changed. quote:“Even Bush’s crap is classified top secret. According to our Austrian sources, Austrian newspapers are currently abuzz with special security details of George W. Bush’s recent trip to Vienna. Although the heavy-handed Gestapo-like security measures meted out to Viennese home owners, business proprietors, and pedestrians by US Secret Service agents and local police before and during Bush’s visit received widespread Austrian media attention, it was White House ‘toilet security’ (TOILSEC), which has Austrians talking the most. The White House flew in a special portable toilet to Vienna for Bush’s personal use during his visit. The Bush White House is so concerned about Bush’s security, the veil of secrecy extends over the president’s bodily excretions. The special port-a-john captured Bush’s feces and urine and flew the waste material back to the United States in the event some enterprising foreign intelligence agency conducted a sewage pipe operation designed to trap and examine Bush’s waste material. One can only wonder why the White House is taking such extraordinary security measures for the presidential poop.
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Jun 25, 2018 21:57
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reality is that we ran out of room to store them ive got like 1500 of them sitting in my basement i cant even do my fuckin laundry
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Jun 25, 2018 21:58
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Teikanmi posted:is this true it's been a thing long before trump, presidents have had their shits collected while abroad for a long while it's still pretty funny to imagine the guy who has to handle trump's enormous fast food shits though efb
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Bardeh posted:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536.html Oh no they might find out he isn't in fact 6'3" 239lbs and the healthiest human being alive?
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Jun 25, 2018 21:59
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I feel bad for whoever has to file Trump's poop in the National Archives
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Jun 25, 2018 21:59
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"Why not done?!" Trump screams as he learns no one has stolen Hillary's poop.
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I, too celebrate tromps grace. He moves well for a 350 lbs retard.
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Bardeh posted:https://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-krassner/excrement-in-the-news_b_24536.html gently caress, lame, it's just a loving sewage tank they remove like a portajohn I was hoping someone had to actually don one of those cow-impregnating plastic gloves and reach down into the toilet to grab handfuls of his poo poo
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Jun 25, 2018 22:02
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I try not to make blanlet statements about someones intelligence based on their politics but anyone who still supports Trump is a legit moron. You have to be failing at multiple levels of cognition to see him as anything other than a thin skinned idiot.
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jesus, they have special excrement collectors so presidents have to basically poo poo into little baggies all the time what the hell I didnt need to know this
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"No Mr. President, you have to use your special big boy toilet while we're on holiday, remember?"
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