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I can't shoot you...but I don't have to stop this bomb I put here from exploding you.
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“I need to interrogate these goons and find where Superman’s mom is. Oh, I know, I’ll magdump these two chain guns on the top of my car into that warehouse where they’re hiding. I’ve seen the A-Team. The blind fire of a large volume of high velocity armor piercing rounds fired into that building will merely disarm the thugs of their weapons and leave Martha unharmed, so I can then have a little real-life Arkham Asylum vidya game sequence for shits and giggles.” “I hate guns, but I’ll leave unlocked vehicles armed with military-grade weaponry lying around where my friends can find them by happenstance when they’d be convenient, like when I’m being choked out by Bane.” “Harvey, I won’t kill you, but y’know gravity’s one of the four fundamental forces of the universe, and my arm’s tired from stopping Joker falling to his death earlier. Whoopsie!” “I won’t kill these cops after me; they’re only doing their jobs. So I’ll just dump a cubic fuckload of anti-vehicular mines in an enclosed trafficway during a high-speed chase on Lower Walker Drive, and que sera, sera.” “Joker, I won’t shoot you, I’ll just fill the street where you’re standing with live Vulcan 20mm rounds and shoot these high-explosive missiles next to you to...ummm...because...I should...clear all the smoke and gas. [Unleashes hell.] Um, yeah, that’s the why I missed with an entire ground attack plane’s armament. That’s the ticket.”
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Jun 25, 2018 21:20
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If that last one is referencing Keaton's Batman he absolutely did not make excuses about murking fools
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Jun 25, 2018 21:47
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Having a No Kill Rule is all fine and dandy until you realize there are things worse than death, as the many thugs Batman must've crippled for life may attest. Reminds me of the last bit of Aaron's Ghost Rider, but that one may be an exception as Hell is a real thing and probably worse than being a quadriplegic, although that guy is going to die one day and go to Hell anyway sooooo...   edit: Or that one time The Flash turned someone into a living statue       He's not dead! I'm still a hero! Samuringa fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Jun 25, 2018 22:09
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Being paralyzed for life is actually not worse than death, as many disabled people who live full, happy lives can attest to. EDIT: Quoting this stupid, lovely post. Samuringa posted:Having a No Kill Rule is all fine and dandy until you realize there are things worse than death, as the many thugs Batman must've crippled for life may attest. Reminds me of the last bit of Aaron's Ghost Rider, but that one may be an exception as Hell is a real thing and probably worse than being a quadriplegic, although that guy is going to die one day and go to Hell anyway sooooo... Endless Mike fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Jun 25, 2018 |
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Jun 25, 2018 22:20
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Wow, gently caress the Flash.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:30
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purple death ray posted:Wow, gently caress the Flash. No thanks. Friction burns.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:37
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Endless Mike posted:Being paralyzed for life is actually not worse than death, as many disabled people who live full, happy lives can attest to. Well.. fullish happyish. There are, of course, types of paralyses where you aren't going to live any kind of meaningful life as you can't talk or breath or blink.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:45
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Wait, poo poo, this is the funny panel thread?
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Endless Mike posted:Being paralyzed for life is actually not worse than death, as many disabled people who live full, happy lives can attest to. I'm sure Inertia will be living a full, happy life eternally frozen as a statue without any way to even fall asleep as he stares straight ahead forever.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:53
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wouldn't that kid die from lack of oxygen?
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Jun 25, 2018 22:57
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm sure Inertia will be living a full, happy life eternally frozen as a statue without any way to even fall asleep as he stares straight ahead forever. But it's the comics universe we are talking about, so somebody is bound to come along and snap him out of it either accidentally or on purpose with a jolt of speed force, causing him to then become a speed vampire who needs to feed on speed to live.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:58
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chitoryu12 posted:I'm sure Inertia will be living a full, happy life eternally frozen as a statue without any way to even fall asleep as he stares straight ahead forever. Don't worry he got better and then was beaten to death by a group of grown men soon after.
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Jun 25, 2018 22:58
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Like it's extremely dumb to say that he's moving so slowly he takes a hundred years to blink but that he still perceives the normal passing of time. How would the Flash even know?
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Kharmakazy posted:But it's the comics universe we are talking about, so somebody is bound to come along and snap him out of it either accidentally or on purpose That happened in the Rogues Final Crisis tie-in.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:03
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purple death ray posted:Like it's extremely dumb to say that he's moving so slowly he takes a hundred years to blink but that he still perceives the normal passing of time. How would the Flash even know? I always wondered if the museum knew about it and what people would think in a hundred years when the statue's eyes were now closed
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Jun 25, 2018 23:08
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Beachcomber posted:No thanks. Friction burns. Plus lasting like picoseconds does not sound like a good time.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:13
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Zil posted:Plus lasting like picoseconds does not sound like a good time. All of my girlfriends have said it is not.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:18
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"I can't kill him, that would be morally wrong. Instead I'll eternally confine him to a fate far worse than death. That's morally okay, I think!"
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Jun 25, 2018 23:21
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A real hero would either safely imprison or just try to rehabilitate this murderous kid. Like, dress it up in superhero pageantry all you want, this is the equivalent of taking a fifteen year old who shot and killed another kid and, instead of even consigning him to the deeply flawed punitive justice system to do his time, sentencing him to eternal torture without trial.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:24
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I wonder if superman uses the phantom zone for garbage and sewage
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God works in mysterious ways.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:33
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Synthbuttrange posted:I wonder if superman uses the phantom zone for garbage and sewage He would have to. His super shits would destroy any modern toilet or pollute the artic around the fortress of solitude.
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Jun 25, 2018 23:40
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Ghostlight posted:God works in mysterious ways. Isn't that one Flash post grounds for a ban around here?
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Jun 25, 2018 23:42
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Have some good Flash as a palette cleanser. Think of it as... a moving panel? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl91v2Mvv94
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I can't remember which speedster did it (Quicksilver?), but one of them straight-up killed a speedster who got didn't have the ability to withstand friction like he did. He just grabbed her and sped up until she disintegrated.
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chitoryu12 posted:I can't remember which speedster did it (Quicksilver?), but one of them straight-up killed a speedster who got didn't have the ability to withstand friction like he did. He just grabbed her and sped up until she disintegrated. This was on Ultimates 2, I think?
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Elfface posted:Have some good Flash as a palette cleanser. Think of it as... a moving panel? "Got me again, Flash!  "
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purple death ray posted:If that last one is referencing Keaton's Batman he absolutely did not make excuses about murking fools Ending the derail (?) with a funny panel from Invincible. Background for the two people who haven’t read this: basically, Superman is married and has a teenaged son (who is out of the house for a while), just gotten back from a few months in an alien dimension, and he’s called in sick for the day to the Justice League.  I was actually trying to find The Immortal’s “What would we super-heroes do without space?” scene but couldn’t find it. Anyone have it at hand?
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chitoryu12 posted:I can't remember which speedster did it (Quicksilver?), but one of them straight-up killed a speedster who got didn't have the ability to withstand friction like he did. He just grabbed her and sped up until she disintegrated. Quicksilver vs Hurricane.  
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the funny panel's after that, where people just dont see Pietro do anything at all, the bum.
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https://local.theonion.com/twas-hubris-led-me-here-thinks-naked-woman-sitting-o-1819580343
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Teenage Fansub posted:Ant-Man and the Wasp just got one of those disgusting/great corporate tie-in comics
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And I thought Hostess Fruit Pie comics were bad. This is almost as bad as that comic they pulled for being too jingo.
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Nonvalueadded User posted:I was actually trying to find The Immortal’s “What would we super-heroes do without space?” scene but couldn’t find it. Anyone have it at hand? Invincible #7   Then in Invincible #13  Also: Invincible #1  Invincible #6  and this classic from Invincible #10 
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Avulsion posted:Invincible #7 That first year's worth of Invincible was so damned good. 
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Jun 26, 2018 12:16
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Those Flash pages have such fun, expressive art, it's jarring that they're paired up with the dumbest of mid-2000s DC teeth-clenching sturm und drang.
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Jun 26, 2018 12:20
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Looking at that Ultimates sequence now, I'm just wondering where Pietro and the atomised mulch he took for a ride actually ended up when he stopped. Tierra del Feugo?
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Unmature posted:I always wondered if the museum knew about it and what people would think in a hundred years when the statue's eyes were now closed "Dude, come look at this statue and it's closed eyes! The guy who sculpted this must've been a real dumbass."
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prefect posted:That first year's worth of Invincible was so damned good. Truth! I'd also say the same for The Walking Dead. It's too bad Kirkman's got such a talent for starting interesting stories, but zero ability to finish them.
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