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Haifisch posted:I (28M) am a groomsman in my friends (28M) wedding. He wants a 7+ day bachelor party. My fiancé is pissed. Thoughts? Jesus Christ. 3 month relationship? Sliding in the wedding just before yours? You're the guy with the SUV expected to provide transit for a whole week of bachelor nonsense? This guy is brainwashed into thinking his lovely one sided friendship is worth way more than it is.
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loquacius posted:Most places people take vacations to are like this. If you venture outside your little white-people-paradise bubble, there's tons of stuff worth seeing. I’ve been to many places. It’s much cheaper and less jarring to go to Vegas than say, Okinawa. (Which has lovely resorts btw ) Sorry my thing I like wasn’t high brow enough but I looked at enough weird art installations in Prague, Paris etc to feel ok liking poker and pools.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 22:30 |
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Poulpe posted:
I want to know the nature of the previous screwing(s) over, "going way back" is a terrible reason to continue to be friends with lovely people, it's pretty much the sunk cost fallacy in action
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 22:47 |
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Caganer posted:I’ve been to many places. It’s much cheaper and less jarring to go to Vegas than say, Okinawa. (Which has lovely resorts btw ) I wasn't throwing shade there, just saying Vegas isn't the only place the statement applied to I don't get why people pay out the nose to go to, eg, Hawaii, and spend the whole time on the beach. Hawaii legit owns in tons of ways you'd never know if you don't leave your hotel.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:06 |
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Smdh if you don't go to at least 10 different shave ice stands.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:15 |
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Poulpe posted:
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:19 |
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Haifisch posted:Bonus round: OP says in the comments that he doesn't even like the extreme sports stuff the rest of the guys would be doing, and his 'friend' knows it. I got that from his post, too - he says "the other guys" will be doing that rather than "we" will. Literally his only participation during the week will be as a chauffeur. And you know the rest of them will be passed out or on their phones during the drive. There's a thousand polite ways to get out of this, including "I can't take a week off work suddenly because I just took time off for my wedding" or "I'm so sorry I can't afford the trip." For fun, tell him you'd still love to be a groomsman but your SUV broke down and won't be repaired in time for the 'party.'
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:35 |
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datajugend posted:the guy who wants a detachable shower head wants it so its easier to clean his rear end. no poo poo
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:54 |
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dudeness posted:no poo poo Yes that's the point.
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# ? Jun 27, 2018 23:58 |
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loquacius posted:I wasn't throwing shade there, just saying Vegas isn't the only place the statement applied to My bad I didn't pay attention to the username. I know you would never be mean loq Should I (20 M) stay with my gf (22 F) who has hit me before? (self.dating_advice) quote:About 6 months ago my gf and I got into an argument and she ended up hitting me pretty drat hard in the face and I was bleeding (she’s slapped me before but not this bad, this was more of a punch). I didn’t think anything of it at the time, I thought “Oh I’m a man, she’s a girl ill suck it up its nothing.” But then a few months we broke up and got back together, and I can’t help but think of the nasty stuff she’s done to me. Do you guys foresee this being a problem for her in the future?
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:13 |
datajugend posted:the guy who wants a detachable shower head wants it so its easier to clean his rear end. Yup!
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:16 |
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datajugend posted:the guy who wants a detachable shower head wants it so its easier to clean his rear end. That story was surprising to me, usually shower head stories are "guy replaces detachable shower head, woman is furious because she's in love with it".
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I've got a sprayer attached to the toilet that cleans my rear end and I have completely freed myself of toilet paper as well as dirty asses. Toilet paper is a disgusting invention and everyone who uses it has poop on their butts
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:22 |
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well you can just call me poop butt
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:28 |
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once in tokyo i went into the bathroom at a very fancy bar. they had a fancy japanese toilet, which I poo poo in. then i tried to hit the button to flush but instead hit the bidet button so it propelled shitwater at me along with a small nugget of poo
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:34 |
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Play posted:I've got a sprayer attached to the toilet that cleans my rear end and I have completely freed myself of toilet paper as well as dirty asses. Toilet paper is a disgusting invention and everyone who uses it has poop on their butts how do you dry your butt then
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:35 |
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hawowanlawow posted:well you can just call me poop butt dammit I was gonna say "sounds like the words of a man with poop on his butt" and you frickin ruined it!! loquacius posted:how do you dry your butt then It shouldn't be like dripping water after you're done, just a small amount right on the b hole which will disappear real quick, especially in dry climate like mine. Clean water on the bunghole > poop Think about it, can you ever really get ALL the poop just with toilet paper? The answer is no. You all have poop on your butts. right now. get in the shower Play fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jun 28, 2018 |
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Science has taught us that there is basically poop all over everything you have ever touched, including right now
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:45 |
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okay I'm done trying to bring enlightenment to the unwashed, lovely-assed masses. you guys deserve your poop and i hope you drown in it!!
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Pick posted:WhAT IF women are life stealing robots from planet hell rear end. Makes u think stop giving away our secrets!
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 00:48 |
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loquacius posted:how do you dry your butt then why would you do a thing like that Play posted:okay I'm done trying to bring enlightenment to the unwashed, lovely-assed masses. you guys deserve your poop and i hope you drown in it!! joke's on you because i eat lots of fiber, my poop is so solid it plugs up my butt and i poop twice a week
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:10 |
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1-800-WET-BUTT
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:27 |
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I (24F) Found out bf (26M) doesn't clean his butt. What do i do?quote:I've tried to instruct him how to butt he just doesn't seem to care. He has said that washing his cheeks and letting the soapy water run over them is enough, but I've learned go in between the cheeks from my mother at a very early age. My entire nuclear family has allways cleaned our butts. It's just gross to think that my bf is walking around all day with poop in his butt.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:39 |
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dudeness posted:no poo poo it was too long so i didnt bother to read it. but for male sex shower fun just show it up and shower up. family vacation in thailand showed me the glory of tiny butt-showers next to toilets, never felt so clean.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:42 |
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Caganer posted:I (24F) Found out bf (26M) doesn't clean his butt. What do i do? if using his hand to wash his crack and hole is too gay, is it impossible for him to jerk off?
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:45 |
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When you think about it we’re all just poop filled butts with legs.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:45 |
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Caganer posted:I (24F) Found out bf (26M) doesn't clean his butt. What do i do? Balls smell bad enough. Now imagine the mixture of NEVER WASHED rear end in a top hat and balls, marinating together after the end of a long day. Also that girl must choke on dingleberries every time she tries to give him a bj... I guess what I'm saying is that's some top notch oral sex repellant
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:46 |
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datajugend posted:it was too long so i didnt bother to read it. That's okay, I didn't read any of it either I just wanted to make a pun.
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extra row of teeth posted:Balls smell bad enough. Now imagine the mixture of NEVER WASHED rear end in a top hat and balls, marinating together after the end of a long day. Also that girl must choke on dingleberries every time she tries to give him a bj... how do you get dingleberries on your dick? circumcised american dick dont have a pocket for the nugs
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:49 |
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hmm maybe if you straddle and swing the ding so you can slap it backwards into the crack
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:51 |
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datajugend posted:how do you get dingleberries on your dick? circumcised american dick dont have a pocket for the nugs hairy dick + back to front wiping... i guess >_>
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 01:59 |
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the fat camp trilogy is Can my parents make me go to fat camp?(self.legaladvice) quote:I am fourteen, boy, and live in New York State with my mom and stepfather. My dad died before I was born and I grew with alone with my Mom, until I was ten and when she met him. They married about two years ago and he has been my stepfather ever since. Can my parents make me go to fat camp? [Update] (self.legaladvice) quote:I am in New York. Can my parents make me go to fat camp? [Last Update] (self.legaladvice) quote:Still in New York.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 02:55 |
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Caganer posted:the fat camp trilogy is What a fat sack of crap.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 03:00 |
drat that is one intransigent fat kid. Frankly I'm impressed by his dedication to remain fat as gently caress.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 03:02 |
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Get used to never being able to get out of bed kid.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 03:03 |
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"i'm too fat to be removed from the bed " was the best part imho
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Caganer posted:the fat camp trilogy is kid is gonna become the fattest person alive
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 03:04 |
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I have to admire the sheer stubborness.
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# ? Jun 28, 2018 03:11 |
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They should've just let him read his books and only fed him once a day.
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dudeness posted:They should've just let him read his books and only fed him once a day. Yeah I dunno really what the issue was. Feed him under the suspected calorie allotment and let him piss himself in bed or whatever.
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