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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Jose posted:

how about only give the military half a trillion and use the other 200 billion for something else

We could give all that money to Erik Prince.

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

We could give all that money to Erik Prince.

you mean we are going to

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Al! posted:

you mean we are going to

We're going to give him all 700 billion right now.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1012344697006776320
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1012345133956812801

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
The Sub-Prime Short

:suicide:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I like how everyone against the free college and poo poo always demands to know how we’re going to pay for it while we currently throw billions and billions to the military without a second thought.

Serf
May 5, 2011


the supreme bort

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/HerouxErick/status/1011963847278657536

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

That would be kinda funny if someone in cspam came up with it, but I think the leaders of the democratic party can do better
they can't

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

gradenko_2000 posted:



I hate it. I hate it. Who loving cares how you're going to pay for it. People are loving dying!

Get hosed, Pragmatism Man

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Serf posted:

the supreme bort

:tinybort:

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

gradenko_2000 posted:



I hate it. I hate it. Who loving cares how you're going to pay for it. People are loving dying!

how are you going to pay for the guillotines?!???

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
https://twitter.com/American__Voter/status/1012350208724865028

this is the best bot on twitter

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

THOSE CUTE PHRASES WORK FOR THE DOTARD PRESIDENT SURELY THEY WILL WORK WITH BAY AREA NANCY.

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

Serf posted:

we are going to pay for it by stealing back what belongs to us by right. and we will invade the cayman islands and switzerland to get back what they thought they could hide

gently caress these unimaginative dullards

The various Caribbean tax-shelters will be easy to bring under control, but Switzerland will have to be let alone. A) it's in the middle of the EU and B) it's mountainous terrain and highly-armed and very healthy populace would make for a terrible guerrilla war. One step at a time.

Serf
May 5, 2011


CountFosco posted:

The various Caribbean tax-shelters will be easy to bring under control, but Switzerland will have to be let alone. A) it's in the middle of the EU and B) it's mountainous terrain and highly-armed and very healthy populace would make for a terrible guerrilla war. One step at a time.

if there's one thing america does its occupy mountainous nations with highly-armed populaces and squat on them basically forever

and it wouldn't be forever, just long enough for them to give up the goods

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
The main attack against AOC will continue to be that "she doesn't know how to do the things she promises."

Every jackoff with an opinion is now a brain genius liberal pundit armed with the hard cold truth that "things are actually quite complex and you can't just do stuff."

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
barbara lee hasn't Achieved Socialism and therefore her tenure in the House of Representatives has been useless

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Nastier Nate posted:

That would be kinda funny if someone in cspam came up with it, but I think the leaders of the democratic party can do better
they can't

But it tested so well with the all-dem focus group

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Frijolero posted:

The main attack against AOC will continue to be that "she doesn't know how to do the things she promises."

Every jackoff with an opinion is now a brain genius liberal pundit armed with the hard cold truth that "things are actually quite complex and you can't just do stuff."

this is one of the lines of defense, yeah. for anyone else they'd just shut up and do it. for people who want to actually improve things, they throw up their arms and go "WELL HOW ARE YOU GONNA ACCOMPLISH THAT?" and stand there silent waiting for a response, "Aha, thought so. Now let me tell you how this works,"

This is why we need a hundred more AOCs in Congress, so we have enough power that the lanyard drones actually obey.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

SKULL.GIF posted:

this is one of the lines of defense, yeah. for anyone else they'd just shut up and do it. for people who want to actually improve things, they throw up their arms and go "WELL HOW ARE YOU GONNA ACCOMPLISH THAT?" and stand there silent waiting for a response, "Aha, thought so. Now let me tell you how this works,"

This is why we need a hundred more AOCs in Congress, so we have enough power that the lanyard drones actually obey.

Don't forget the response if you actually give them your plan: "Pfft, what did it take you, 5 minutes to come up with that? It's not nearly complicated enough, so it's not a plan and your idea isn't even worth trying. Now let me tell you how this works,"

Serf
May 5, 2011


you could probably write a workable law with 10 minutes and access to google

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
bing bing bong

so simple

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

You can't swing a cat without hitting a lawyer in DC, and any one of them could do it for you. The idea that legislators write all these laws themselves is idiotic. It's almost like everyone's forgotten about ALEC.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

As I understand it you just kind of throw your idea at a room full of Georgetown interns, buy them two pizzas and a pot of coffee, and go home for the night, and then the next day you have a bill

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Serf
May 5, 2011



my blood pressure just shot up

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
It's also like the debate over UBI vs. Jobs Guarantee or whatever is kinda dumb when the real answer should be "first we need to concentrate on getting people who will agree to do whichever looks better at the time"

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
deplorables was absolutely too weak of a descriptor

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
the deplorables aka car dealership owners in exurban Florida

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


The best thing about the Deplorables speech was that people are still convinced that Bernie caused Hillary to lose by also hinting at the existence of basket #2

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

logikv9 posted:

deplorables was absolutely too weak of a descriptor

also lol at everyone who thinks that’s why she lost

ElNarez
Nov 4, 2009
basket #1 and basket #3 were actually the same exact basket, also

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

logikv9 posted:

deplorables was absolutely too weak of a descriptor

It was classic Hillary in that it was too broadly applied and not harsh enough at the same time. She didn't insult the Nazis enough, but then she unintentionally insulted a bunch of people she had no intention of insulting (she thought #2 was going to vote for her and didn't want to insult them, instead they felt lumped in) too much. But then #2 barely actually exists on the right anyway, and this is just a whole big empty black void of suck.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Clinton had a pretty good understanding of most GOP voters and was mostly correct, and then couldn't be bothered to stick to her guns when she said a correct thing that didn't focus test well with people who would never vote for her anyway.

edit: as previously mentioned, there is some overlap between the baskets

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

loquacius posted:

As I understand it you just kind of throw your idea at a room full of Georgetown interns, buy them two pizzas and a pot of coffee, and go home for the night, and then the next day you have a bill

Right. You don't have to be capable of writing in "legalese" to be a representative of the people, because that's what your staff is for.

You determine what you want to do, and then you hire people to figure out how to write it and say it.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

FuriousxGeorge posted:

It was classic Hillary in that it was too broadly applied and not harsh enough at the same time. She didn't insult the Nazis enough, but then she unintentionally insulted a bunch of people she had no intention of insulting (she thought #2 was going to vote for her and didn't want to insult them, instead they felt lumped in) too much. But then #2 barely actually exists on the right anyway, and this is just a whole big empty black void of suck.

they heard "racist, sexist, xenophobic" and they thought they fit right in

tbh when the clip was played they cut out the rest of the baskets and just had the single line over and over again

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
Hillary was correct but stupid enough to say something like that publicly. It was her version of 47% or whatever that dumb thing Romney said.

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GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
what institutions are producing people ready to do quality staff work for left wing officeholders?

i would guess CEPR, EPI...any academic departments?

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